Everyone who mentioned Tfs: TFS IS THE AWESOME!
Unpredictable cupcake: What? You mean not every story is Gohan X Erasa, with Gohan as a permanent SSJ?
Legendary Cryptid: You mean the Saibaman with Sonic hair?
Goofy96: I mentioned Krillin in the first chapter for a reason, and gave Sharpner Ki-less flight & teleportation, so somewhat.
Akatsuki Uchiha fangirl: I was planning for Cell to be wished back by Gohan on purpose, but since the chapter was made of Deus Ex Machina, I decided to remind everyone of Cell's cell's.
Queenies: Obviously, Pink Briefs will have a princely speech (yelling session).
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Gohan, after relieving Goku froma death hug (appreciate the possible irony), Gohan calmed himself down and collected his garbled thoughts. He took a deep breath, and started to collect the Saiyans.
"Every Saiyan here, besides myself and Erasa, have been revived for the sole purpose of re-establishing the Saiyan race." Gohan said after he gathered the rather unruly group. "You should all know that Prince Vegeta is still alive, and will not hesitate to give you his full sarcastic wrath. Pay no attention to him, because he is nowhere near as powerful as me-" Gohan was explaining their reason for being revived, but a certain bald Saiyan interrupted him.
"Who are you to say that Vegeta is weak? And you and that girl are not Saiyans! Saiyans are not blondes! And who even ARE you?" Nappa so eloquently yelled. Raditz, Bardock, Gine, and Turles nodded their heads in agreement while the rest giggled quietly to themselves.
Gohan pinched the bridge of his nose. "No kidding you wouldn't recognize me." With a grunt, he gestured to Bardock and Gine. "You two never met me, so I might as well tell you that I am your grandson via Goku, or Kakarot as you prefer to call him." Gohan started to see gears turning in the other Saiyans minds. But after a few seconds, Gohan grew impatient, and gave them a jump when he shouted, "I'm Gohan you idiots! The most powerful being in the universe! If you even understood the concept of Super Saiyan, you would be able to tell that blond Saiyans are Super Saiyans." Gohan growled. Nappa started to object, but his tail was torn in half by Gohan's glare alone.
Needless to say, everyone shut up.
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After telling Bulma about his Dragon-filled day and sending Goku home, Gohan called for Vegeta by rising his Ki.
"So you're telling me that I need to forge legal documents for these Saiyans, send them off into the world with no idea on how to act, and expect them to behave?" Bulma asked, trying to process what might be going on in Gohan's head. Gohan nodded with a sarcastic grin, grabbed the impatient Erasa, and teleported near Satan City.
Bulma, on the other hand, left the poor Saiyans in the hands of Vegeta, assuming that he wouldn't kill any of them.
"Listen up you third-class maggots!" Vegeta yelled, earning the attention of the Saiyans, including Cell. Vegeta violently motioned for them to sit down. 'Life is good when you're the prince.'
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Gohan and Erasa reappeared in the forest outside Satan City with a small 'pop' and a flash of yellow light. After slumping back onto the plush grass, Gohan took a breather of the events that should have taken up two days.
"Gathering the Dragonballs normally takes two days. We did it in under five hours for two planet's worth." Gohan said idly when Erasa lied down beside him. He turned to the blonde now-Saiyan. "I don't mean to pry, Erasa, but why did you wish to be Saiyan?" Gohan asked, then quickly offered, "If you did it to be closer to me, I'm just as human as I am Saiyan."
Erasa, who knew the exact reasoning of her wish, laughed half-heartedly. "Maybe another time, cutie. The queen of gossip needs her secrets too."
Gohan grinned despite himself. "Alright, you win." Gohan said with of grin fading when he memorized something. "Erasa, have I told you about Broly?" He asked seriously. He didn't see Broly, the one Saiyan whose power could rival his own, when the Saiyans were revived.
Erasa shook her head. "You just mentioned him being huge and strong. Not much detail."
Gohan's eyes widened in panic. "Well, he's a Saiyan capable of the 'Legendary Super Saiyan' transformation. While the regular Super Saiyan form multiplies the user's power, speed, and Ki by average of fifty, Broly's form is to the power of two, by the scouter's count." Gohan explained.
Erasa gave a blank-stare. "I heard 'blah blah blah math.' English, Gohan!"
Gohan sighed. "For example, let's say Broly's power level was ten at base. It would be multiplied by ten, giving it a power level of one-hundred. But his power level puts Cell to shame in his base form alone." Gohan explained, then recalled something else that bothered him. "There was also a Ki headed for Earth that didn't feel real. It was small, but I felt threatened." Gohan started breathing heavily, thinking of exactly what could be headed to Earth.
Erasa, now a hormone-filled Saiyan, could smell the pheromones Gohan was giving off. Fear, anxiety, and an odd power-hungry sent were literally radiating off of Gohan. Odd as that was, Erasa breathed in Gohan's Saiyan pheromones. "Gohan," Erasa began, "I can literally smell the fear and anxiety on you, and I have just the thing to cheer you up."
Gohan, being Gohan, took this the wrong (?) way. "It's nighttime in the woods with no one around us. I know what you're getting at, and no."
Erasa, actually knowing anything about human society, slapped Gohan's face. "Remember what I said before you flew off the school? We haven't had a single real date, and I'm going to fix that." When Gohan didn't get up from his spot on the ground, Erasa dragged him by his tail into the nearby Satan City.
Gohan couldn't do anything for the whole trip. It was only nine at night, and Erasa was going to make him have fun, whether he liked it or not.
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Three in the morning. Erasa finally got tired of the nightlife at three AM. After mumbling her address, Gohan dropped her off and watched her groggily stumble through the door. Tired himself, he flew back to his house where his newly revived dad was.
And also his mother.
It was almost four in the morning, and Chi-Chi was sitting outside patiently waiting to smack, berate, and thank her eldest son. When Gohan pretty much dropped from the sky, her motherly instincts went into over-drive when she grabbed Gohan from the ground (face down) and carried him into his room. After going back to bed to her now-living husband, she decided to interrogate her son in the morning. Right now, she was just too damn happy.
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"Gohan, breakfast!" Gohan heard a vaguely familiar voice call, waking him up from a nightmare that included Erasa and a mall. When he managed to fall backwards down the stairs, he immediately knew who called for him.
"Morning dad." Gohan yawned. "How's life?"
Goku didn't get much time to laugh at Gohan's joke when Chi-Chi pulled the most powerful being on Earth away from his necessary, life-giving sustenance. All to the innocent amusement of Goten.
"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT!?" Chi-Chi yelled. The three Son Saiyans felt their eardrums almost break. What Gohan said put an inhuman, horribly terrifying grin on Chi-Chi's face.
"I was out with Erasa all night on a date."
/Note de le Author/ Chi-Chi has violent mood swings, Goku's back, Gohan's being called-out one second then terrified the next, poor Goten's caught in the middle, AND PROM'S TOMORROW! Joke.
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