Me: "..."

Sanji: "..."

Kai: "Sooo, you gonna say it?"

Me: "Say what?"

Kai: "We're back."

Me: "Well the chapter's already started so no."

Kai: "Ok. Let's go ahead and start then."

Ciel: "First, how long do we have to stay the opposite genders? I'm going to want to touch myself soon if you don't change us back."

Me: "I guess I'll have to change the rating then." Sighs. "Anyone who thinks I should change the rating tell me it in the reviews. If I change the rating that means you can dare them anything. And I mean ANYTHING."

Ciel: "Please don't change the rating! People are going to want sex or close to sex!"

Me: "And if they want that, I'll try my best."

Sanji: "Please make them one-shots so I won't have to read them."

Me: "Fine, but only if I change the rating and someone dares something like that."

Kai: "Now let's get on with this. For the people that hate me. I can understand Ciel and Claude hating me, but why the triplets?"

Triplets: Start whispering to each other.

Timber: "Because we hate everyone."

Thompson: "Plus you are one of the ones giving us dares."

Canterbury: "I just go with what they say."

Ciel: "THEY SPOKE!"

Alois: "I thought I ordered you guys to keep quiet."

Timber: "This is truth or dare."

Thompson: "She asked us a truth."

Canterbury: "We had to answer."

Kai: "...ok, next. Sebby, you have to kiss Grell."

Sebastian: "Ok."

Kai: "On the lips." Smirks. "You're welcome Grell!"

Sebastian: Shrugs. "At least I won't feel gay doing it, since I'm still a woman." Kisses Grell for three seconds.

Grell: Dies and goes to heaven.

Kai: Fangirls. "Ok next! Braelynn, what were you and Alois really doing in there? 'Cause let's be honest. We both know you didn't just sit there thinking over life."

Me and Alois: Blushes.

Me: "Let's just say I introduced him to something."

Kai: "Oh my gosh! What was it?"

Me: Pulls out a My Little Pony.

Sanji: Facepalms.

Kai: "I'm pretty sure he would laugh if he saw that."

Sanji: "Braelynn, that's the worst way to get out of this."

Me: "No I'm being serious!"

Alois: "You're not going to get the answer you guys are searching for."

Sanji: "Well you're being serious, blacky. That's unlike you."

Me: "Another thing. I'm into blondes!"

Sanji: "That's not what you told me the other day. You said you like guys with black hair and blue eyes. And I see a black haired boy with crystal blue eyes right there."

Me: "I like blondes too!"

Alois: "I AM a blonde. My hair's just died."

Me: "Like Yohei Sunohara! Except the other way around."

Sanji: "Isn't he that turd in Clannad?"

Me: "Yup! But anyways, I AM into Alois but I wouldn't do that unless dared to, and since I wasn't dared to, I didn't."

Soma: "What if HE kissed you? Would you then?"

Me: "Who asked for your opinion, bratty prince?"

Soma: In emo corner.

Me: "And I might. I really don't know if I'd kiss back."

Alois: "Kiss kiss fall in love!"

Ciel: "AGH! Don't sing that again!"

Kai: "But just remember Braelynn. This was a truth, so if you're lying, you'll be disqualified. I could ask Sebby what you guys did in there so if you lied you better fess up now."

Me: "Fine, we mighta, sorta kissed. Just a little."

Kai: "Yeah, I could tell. Especially by the hickey on your neck. Just below your jawline."

Me: Turns dark red and covers it.

Alois: "Told you you should've worn a scarf."

Me: "THEY WOULD SEE THROUGH THAT!"

Ciel: Fuming.

Sanji: "Whoa, is Ciel jealous?"

Ciel: "I am NOT! He can choose whatever person he wants to be with! See if I care!"

Alois: "Ciel, I'm so sorry! I thought you didn't care about me."

Ciel: "I DON'T! Just fuck off Trancy!"

Sanji: "And there's the first F bomb."

Alois: Eyes widen. "If you didn't care about me, then why is this such a big deal to you?"

Ciel: "...You're right. Why is this such a big deal?"

Alois: "I thought I could win you over, but apparently not."

Ciel: "Did you really think I'd fall for a guy? You won't get me for a long shot."

Sanji: "Is it just me, or did Ciel make that rhyme?"

Me: "I think he made it rhyme."

Alois: "Long shot? Ha! Don't make me laugh! I'll have you in no time!"

Ciel: "I doubt that, you little swine."

Me: "Yeah, he's definitely rhyming."

Alois: "If I'm such a swine, then come make me dirty, like I'm supposed to be."

Ciel: "Words are starting to fail me."

Alois: "If they're failing you, then there's only one reason for your mouth."

Ciel: "Fine, but don't head south."

Me: "This is the weirdest truth or dare story I've ever done."

Alois: "Is that a challenge?"

Ciel: Smirks. "Nothing rhymes with challenge."

Alois: "Then stop talking and get over here."

Ciel: "Shut up, you asshole. I told you that I don't fall for guys."

Alois: "Then come make me shut up." Sits down.

Ciel: "Nope! I told you I won't fall for you."

Alois: "Then I'll make you fall for me." Grabs Ciel's arm and pulls him into his lap.

Ciel: Blushes furiously.

Me: "You know, that actually looks straight since Ciel's still a girl."

Alois: "Falling for me yet?"

Ciel: "Never."

Alois: "Then how about I go further?" Grabs his waist.

Ciel: Blushes deeper.

Alois: "How about now?"

Ciel: "N-no."

Alois: Smirks.

Me: "THIS IS STILL RATED T!"

Alois: "Then change it!"

Me: "Not unless someone tells me to in the reviews!"

Kai: "Can I continue with the truth or dares?

Me: "Yes."

Kai: "Finally. Ciel, you've been tortured enough. So here's you're favorite Earl Grey tea!"

Ciel: Eye twitches. "Thank you, but you seem to forget that demons can't eat or drink anything."

Kai: "Oh, so I guess I just tortured you even more, didn't I?"

Ciel: "Pretty much."

Kai: "Wow, the one time I try to do something nice for you, I just end up messing it up."

Ciel: "At least you tried."

Kai: "Ok, next! Sebby, how was the kiss?"

Sebastian: "The same as any other kiss. Boring and meaningless."

Grell: In corner with Soma.

Me: "Harsh much?"

Sebastian: "Not really."

Kai: "Ok... Grell, am I a good little sister?"

Grell: In a broken voice. "I guess."

Kai: "Next. I don't care who, but someone give me a hug!"

Me: Hugs you.

Sanji: "Um, Dark Angel, please resend your dare. We don't understand it. AND WHY HAS NO ONE SENT US ANY TRUTH OR DARES?! I WANT TO PARTICIPATE TOO!"

Me: "That's all we have for today! And remember, if you want me to change the rating to M please send that in your review. I just need one review telling me that before I change it."

Sanji: "Bye! Oh and if it's changed to M, don't make me do anything mature related. Please? I'm a Christian and can't do those things until I'm married."

Me: "And if you do send her a mature one, we will ignore it. Bye!"