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A blue humanoid being walked through the streets of Nicky Town; the town Cell had first devastated. It was barely six in the morning, and people were just starting their day. The blue being donned a cloak, and carried a staff as he walked up to a citizen who just exited a fast-food restaurant.

"Excuse me, but do you know of any-" The blue being started, but the poor man he approached screamed.

"ALIEN!" He yelled while running. Soon, screams could be heard throughout of towns. People who only heard the words 'Monster' and 'Alien' immediately thought Cell returned to the population.

'Oh dearie me…'

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Teal eyes shot open in an instant, and the owner of said eyes jumped out of bed, and silently got dressed. Gohan did not want Goten, Goku, or (Dende please no) Chi-Chi hearing him sneak out to see Erasa. It's been about a week since Erasa became a Saiyan, and certain… activities had taken up their schedules. Yes, since the two are hormonal Saiyans, the pair had obviously been… sparring with the other Saiyans (Minds out of the gutter). But today was somewhat different, as the two finally decided to actually do something regular couples do: Go on a date!

Gohan made sure to keep his Ki low, as to not alert the other Son Saiyans of his departure. After making sure his Ki was as low as possible, Gohan managed to sneak out of the house. But since the universe hates all-powerful mortals, Gohan sensed something he sensed while on Namek. An enigma of energy…

Shaking his head, Gohan rocketed off into the sky. "I have no time for worrying about this…" Gohan said to himself. Thinking to the blonde beauty that he was flying towards, Gohan realized he already passed over Satan City… eighty seven times.

Removing himself from distracting thoughts of… un-Gohan like things involving Erasa, Gohan landed near Erasa's apartment. But as the universe hates Gohan…

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Erasa sensed for Gohan's energy, but her sensing yielded nothing. Cursing what she thought was a lack of skill, and Gohan for standing her up, she started walking toward the energy of her two oldest friends, making sure to wrap her tail around her waist and shrink her muscles (by lowering her Ki) to the size she had before her wish.

Within minutes, the Saiyan girl found Videl and Sharpner walking out of a fast-food place apparently deep in conversation. Practically appearing in front of the two humans, Erasa scared the ice-cream out of Videl's hand, and slightly startled Sharpner into teleporting three feet away.

"Kami, Erasa, don't do that!" Sharpner yelled. Videl, on the other hand, just stared at the Saiyan.

After a solid ten seconds of awkward staring between Erasa and annoyance, Erasa decided to greet the two humans. "So, Videl, Sharpner, Gohan seems to have forgotten our date. Mind if I join my second and tenth favourite people?"

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'So this is new…' Gohan thought, as he woke up in what seemed to be a white padded room. When he tried to Masenko blast his way out of the room, he noticed his hands were chained together. The fact that there were chains wasn't disturbing at all; what was disturbing was the fact that they weren't breaking.

'But I'm the strongest being in the universe…' Gohan reasoned.

"Only among mortals, child." A voice said. Gohan rose to his feet and looked around to find the owner of the voice. Directly behind him, he felt a miniscule amount of Ki; about equal to Videl's. While small, the power felt imposing, dangerous even. Gohan whipped his head around to see a smiling blue face stare directly at him.

"Where am I? Who are you?" Gohan demanded, straining at the indestructible chains binding him together.

"To answer your questions in a word; yes." The blue being said calmly. It leaned into Gohan's face, only inches between the Saiyan superpower and the blue humanoid.

"Yes?" Gohan asked. "That makes no sense! That isn't even a proper answer!"

The blue being chuckled to himself. "Fine. The answer to your first question is my mind. The answer to your second question is particularly hard to understand; are you sure you want to know?"

Gohan blinked his eyes rapidly, attempting to process what the blue thing just said. "First, being in someone's mind is impossible. Second, yes, I do in fact DO want to know the name of the person who kidnapped me!" Gohan seethed in both confusion and anger.

"My title is God of Creation, but you may call me Whis."

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"I mean, this is only our third date, and he stood me up!" Erasa whined to Videl and Sharpner, the three of them at Videl's ridiculously sized estate. The Saiyan Girl reached for a serving of ice-cream proportional to her species' hunger (A literal gallon). Being distracted with complaining about Gohan and how to kill him, Erasa unwrapped her tail from her waist, and shoved most of her ice-cream down her throat in one go.

"What?"

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Gohan paused for a moment, then started laughing. "I highly doubt that, considering how little energy you exude."

Whis was surprised. "No mortal should be able to sense a God's power, not even the Legendary-Class mortals such as yourself." Whis said, mistakenly putting Gohan in an improper category.

Gohan had a simple question. "What?"

"Allow me to explain," Whis started, sitting down on the padded floor of his mind. "Gods like myself classify mortals in categories, with the Legendary-Class practically being mortal Gods. Then below that are the Supreme-Class, Super-Class, Ace-class, Warrior-Class, and Base-class." Whis said, believing that he explained anything.

Gohan looked at the God with an almost comical expression. "What?"

Whis, for once in his immortal life, was getting slightly frustrated. Did he have to spell it out for this mortal? "For example, Frieza, your brother, and most mortals capable of transformation belonged in the Super-class. The Supreme-class is for mortals with power comparable to your father, Vegeta, and the Namekian Piccolo. The Legendary-class is reserved for the most powerful transformation-wielders, and any subject in question is always referred to as 'The legendary'."

Gohan drank all the information in. Yes, he knew that he was on an entirely different plane of power than anyone he's ever met, but according to Whis, he was The Legendary…

"Wait a minute, the Eternal Dragon Shenron referred to me as 'The Absolute Super Saiyan.'" Gohan said, sitting upright, hands still chained together.

Whis stared at the Saiyan teenager. "That changes my plan entirely. My original plan was to eliminate you before you lost control in Legendary State. But to be the Absolute-class… That is the mortal class below Godhood…" Whis was nearly whispering, before he had an idea. "I know I was planning on killing you to preserve the Destruction God's reputation, but how about I give you God-Ki since you're already so powerful?"

"Ignoring the fact that you just said you would end my literally God damned life, sure, why not?" Gohan said sarcastically.

Odd thing about Gods; sarcasm is an entirely lost concept.

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After three tubs of ice-cream and a binge-watching of Doctor Who at Videl's oversized house, Erasa left, leaving Sharpner and Videl alone.

'This day sucks for two reasons,' Erasa started thinking. 'First, Gohan stood me up. Looks like I became a Saiyan for nothing… And the fact that I had to call in all my favours to keep those two quiet about my tail.'

And Gohan dropped from the sky, in front of Erasa, sporting the manliest pink hair.

Speaking with a certain venom, Erasa said "You're late."

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/Note de le Author/ It has been forever. I have no excuses for this lateness.

ANYWAY, what do you think about the Mortal Tier System? That will play a vital role later on, so don't forget it.

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