Me: "..." Sighs. "Well, this is now rated M so I won't bug you about it being a rated T story."

Ciel: "Shit."

Me: "And it was Kai who told me to do that."

Ciel: "Kai, I hate you even more now."

Kai: "I know, but it's rated M because of Alois."

Alois: "Me? What about Hannah? She almost mentioned in a previous chapter about her now having a dick."

Sanji: Eyes widened. "I am now going to plug my ears for the rest of the story."

Kai: "Well that's too bad, because I have some dares for you."

Sanji: "I'm actually scared now."

Kai: "Ok, first, you have to kiss Claude on the lips, then dance like an idiot, then again shave someone's head except for mine."

Sanji: Pouts. "Crap, I hate Claude."

Claude: "Wow, so if I didn't kill Alois would you all love me?"

Me: "Probably."

Sanji: "Yeah."

Kai: "Depends."

Me: "Now kiss Claude."

Sanji: "I hate you."

Kai: "Hey, you wanted truth or dares."

Sanji: Kisses Claude quickly then gags. "Ew ew ew! I kissed a girl!" Starts wiping off her tongue with her arm.

Me: "Your tongue didn't touch him, nitwit."

Sanji: "It's still gross!"

Kai: "Now dance like an idiot."

Sanji: Sighs.

Me: "Hey! I'll play your favorite Japanese song!"

Sanji: "Ok."

Me: Pulls out my phone and starts playing Take Off from Blue (Ao No) Exorcist. "Btw, I know the rap to this song perfectly!"

Sanji: Starts dancing slowly then dances like an idiot when the chorus starts playing.

Me: Starts laughing. "Sorry Sanji, but you're terrible!"

Kai: Laughing.

Me: Rap starts. "Now listen hello low low to the flow! We got a future kanjirou! Baby make that and break down jump up jump up uh! We're gonna go high jidai ga yes motometa we want it Oh my God! Everybody do it now sono mama with me show you how! Baby it's my dream but sore wa just your dream! Let me hear kimi ni todokeru, are we ready? Let's take off!" Song goes on a little longer then ends.

Sanji: "Ok I'm done."

Kai: "Now shave someone's head."

Sanji: Gets razor and shaves Lau's head.

Lau: -_-

Kai: "Ok! Next, Lizzy, you're now 24!" Turns Lizzy 24. "Yes I turned you older by 10 years. Ok, everyone, how does Lizzy look? Hot, sexy, cute meh?"

Alois: "She has boobs!"

Ciel: "She's actually pretty hot."

Alois: "Lesbian!"

Ciel: "Gay!"

Grell: "I'm not into women, except Bassy here!"

Sebastian: "I wouldn't mind doing her for info."

Lizzy: 0_0

Grell: Back in corner.

Claude: "She looks nice I guess."

Red: "Oh! She's beautiful!"

Timber: "I've seen better."

Thompson: "Like rocket boobed Hannah."

Timber and Thompson: "Oops! Now she's big dicked Hannah!"

Canterbury: "I think she looks pretty."

Hannah: "She looks nice."

Luka: "Sexy." Covers his mouth.

Me: "It's fine, Luka. We all know you like her. I think she's really pretty!"

Sanji: "I agree."

Soma: "She's beautiful enough to be a queen."

Agni: "Jo ajna!"

Lau: "Ran-Mao is prettier."

Ran-Mao: Nods.

Kai: "Ok, Alois, no being a perve or trying to rape Ciel."

Alois: "Then should it be changed back to T? Because you said I was the reason for us changing it to M."

Me: "I'll make her dare for only one chapter."

Alois: "Ok!"

Kai: "Wow Braelynn. Ok next, Hannah, tell everyone Alois' most embarrassing moment."

Alois: "No! Don't do it, Hannah!"

Hannah: "When all of us servants had to stand and watch while Alois was being molested by the previous Earl Trancy."

Ciel: "That's right, he humiliated you didn't he?"

Alois: "Yeah."

Lizzy: "Wait, so you lost your virginity to your dad?"

Alois: "Yeah."

Lizzy: "That's terrible!"

Luka: "You're not a virgin?"

Alois: "No. What makes you think I like guys and is always trying to rape Ciel?"

Luka: "Sorry."

Kai: "Ok, Grell, look to cheer you up I got you something~" Holds up a cookie in the shape of a cat. "If you eat it, you will grow cat ears and a tail so Sebby might even pet you!"

Grell: "Yes!" Eats it and grows cat ears and a tail. "What do you think, Bassy? Am I now petable?"

Sebastian: "You're so desperate." Pets Grell.

Grell: Smiles widely while blushing.

Kai: "Braelynn, be Alois' maid for a week!"

Me: "Fine!"

Kai: "You're ok with that?"

Me: "Why wouldn't I be? I get to be with Alois for a full week now completing all his orders!"

Sanji: "I thought you hated work."

Me: "I do, but if it's for Alois, I'll do it. Just don't treat me like Hannah."

Alois: "No promises!"

Me: "Oh you're full of shit!"

Alois: "Do not use foul language around me."

Me: "Yes master!"

Kai: "Ok, that's all I have!"

Me: "Wow, this was a quick chapter. Well bye everyone!"

Alois: "Yay! Now I can try to rape Ciel in the next chapter! If anyone wants that, send it in the reviews as a dare!"

Sanji: "And this story is now extremely mature. Bye!"