Ugh, there are so few Gohan X Erasa fanfics out there, and most of them are lemons with Videl there! My OTP is hated… Regardless, gotta give props to LastastionLover5000 for writing The Erased Chronicles (I love you for that story).

Also, Vegeta has 'pet' names for everyone.

Anyways, my laptop broke recently when I started to go back to writing, so the Hiatus took longer than expected. Time to let go of the cliff!

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As the eldest son of Chi-Chi, Gohan was used to verbal abu-discipline, and took a sort of backhanded pride at his limit. But, as Erasa was berating him while she dragged his sorry carcass to the apartment she rented, Gohan started to doubt his ability to keep up with the words of the female species.

"All that I asked was that you meet me in front of the mall! That's not so hard! And you can teleport, making it impossible for you to be late for anything! Give me a good reason I shouldn't dump your monkey ass!" Erasa yelled as she dragged Gohan through the front door of her apartment.

Clearly, Erasa was mad. Gohan's pink hair raised itself at the nape of his neck. His now somewhat purplish eyes were quivering.

Yes, Gohan was scared of his girlfriend. He was terrified. He couldn't summon any Ki to dull the pain from a slap from Erasa.

'God Ki, you suck.'

"First off, that really hurt," Gohan said, bringing a hand up to the cheek that Erasa slapped. "And secondly, I'd love the chance to explain myself.

Erasa frown lessened. "Fine, it's still three; you have a lot of time. Appease what human is left in me."

Gohan, being Gohan, didn't know where to begin, so started off with the God. "I was kidnapped by a God. A literal God." Clearly, Gohan wasn't going anywhere good with this line of explanation. How did he know? Well, having a bare foot shoved in your face was a good indicator.

"No. I won't accept it. I met god, and he owns a dragon god that was based off of a different dragon god from a planet of gods. He was also green. Are you going to tell me that this 'Literal' God was blue?" Erasa asked, removing her foot from Gohan's face.

"Kinda liking the whole dominant thing…"

A mighty slap that pierced the heavens above echoed out for miles, reaching the ears of the deaf and making some of the more hearing capable crying at the after-tone. The epicentre, of course, being Gohan's poor, innocent face.

And he was knocked out cold.

()-()-()

Gohan woke up in a frenzy of flying limbs, only to find an ice-pack on his face and Erasa watching T.V.

"What happened, and how does my face hurt?" Gohan asked after a nervous poke of his aching face. He hadn't experienced pain in, well, years. The foreign feeling did, however, did remind him of Cell.

Erasa leaned back over her couch's armrest to address her overtly pink boyfriend. "I slapped you and knocked you out for about three hours. And yes, I still want an explanation for why you skipped out on our date."

Gohan groaned and sat up. Now or never… "As I said, I was kidnapped by a God. He goes by the name of 'Whis', and calls himself the 'God of Creation'. He told me he planned to kill me because of my power, but since I was the strongest mortal, Deus Ex Crap-Baskets decides to replace my normal Ki with God Ki."

Erasa sighed. "I should just stop being surprised. Also, sorry about the face."

Gohan laughed quietly to himself. "I can't build up any Ki. Well, any of the normal stuff, anyways. I can, however, build up something that feels pretty much equal. But no disturbance in the air… Erasa, you feel any Ki come off of me?"

Erasa, who zoned out, came back to her senses at her name. "Huh? I… Wait a minute, I can't… But even rocks give off tiny amounts of Ki."

Gohan nodded. "I'm exerting as much as I can without hurting myself. To be honest, I've never released as much Ki as I am right now." Instantly, a thought came to him with overzealous Saiyan humor. "Want to watch Vegeta get beat with one punch?"

Erasa, noting Gohan's giddy smile and smelling pheromones of excitement coming off Gohan in waves, Erasa turned off the T.V. and got off of her couch. "Let's call it a date."

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Vegeta, who was currently training Trunks, felt Erasa's Ki along with… Nothing. Kakabrat wasn't with her. Ever since Erasa became a Saiyan, she had been actively avoiding Vegeta at school. Why, then, was she coming to his place of existing alone?

'Wait, why do I even teach at that damned scho- Oh, wait. Mouth present. Damn that woman.'

While he answered a questioned he posed on himself every hour of his waking life, he felt Erasa touch down outside his Gravity Room, and decided to cut Trunks' training short.

"Alright Trunks, I have to see what Blondie wants, so I'm cutting this short today," Vegeta said, turning off the gravity and sending his son out. 'Kami, I need a daughter to selflessly spoil.'

After Trunks exited the GR, he saw Erasa, of course, but also a Ki-less Gohan. "Dad, Gohan's here too!" And with that, Trunks set off to wreak havoc on the Capsule Corp. employees.

Vegeta scoffed. "Don't be ridiculous, brat, I'm not stupid-" A vibrantly pink Gohan murdered the sentence as he came in behind Erasa, smiling widely.

Gohan stepped forward in front of Erasa. "Pink Briefs, I'm going to make this quick. I promised Erasa to beat you in one hit using a new form of Ki I came across. Don't try to replicate it, or even sense it; this is mine."

Erasa sat on the floor to watch the two Saiyan titans glare at each other.

Vegeta smirked. "Pathetic; you're just using Blondie as a catalyst for storing all Ki you produce while supressed. And don't try and fool me into thinking that pink hair is a new level of Super Saiyan," Vegeta said as he cracked what sounded to be about forty of his fingers. "Have at you!"

Gohan had only one thing to say to the prince. "Pick a god and pray!"

Vegeta rushed Gohan, expertly releasing punches and kicks, aiming at what are usually Gohan's more static areas; Left bicep, left pec, centre of the waist. Vegeta followed this pattern, but instantly noticed something: He was going through Gohan.

Vibrating his God-Ki at speeds that would have normally taken out half the universe, Gohan made it seem he transcended the physical plane when in actuality' he was teleporting all matter around him past his body through the vibrating Ki-Wall. Deciding to end Vegeta's humiliation, Gohan lightly reached out to Vegeta's face with his tail, and poked his temple, rendering the older man unconscious and five kilometers in the sky before crashing down on the Capsule Corp. lawn majestically, forming a sizable crater about three times as large as his ego.

Gohan was scratching the back of his head while wearing the iconic Son Grin. "I win."

/Note de le Author/ WASSUP PEOPLE I HAVEN'T ENTERTAINED IN MONTHS, CAN YOU PLEASE REMOVE THE PITCHFORKS FROM MY FACE NOW? Had enough of those with Premier Adventure… Anywho, I left a reference for those Fire Emblem Players.

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