Me: "And we're back!"

Alois: "Rape!"

Sanji: "No!"

Kai: "Ok Braelynn, have you noticed anything different?"

Me: Looking around the room. "Not entirely."

Kai: "What about the person sitting by Alois?"

Me: Looks at person by Alois and my eyes widen. "Death the Kid?! What are you doing here?! I thought you were in my other truth or dare story that I might get back to!"

Kid: "Well, since it's been forever, I decided to show up. And Kai brought me here."

Kai: "Ok Braelynn. You have to choose one."

Me: "Eh?" What do you mean?"

Kai: "You have to choose between Kid and Alois."

Me: "...What if I said I had a husband already?"

Alois: "You have a husband?!"

Me: "Sorta."

Ciel: "Wait, is it that Ash guy?"

Me: "Yeah! And no it's not the angel Ash. He's from harvest moon!"

Kid: "He's not real."

Me: "Neither are you! And if I had to choose it would be..."

Sanji: "This is going take a while."

TWO HOURS LATER

Me: "I guess Kid since I know I won't get Alois."

Kid: "Ha! I win!"

Alois: "Fine with me. I can just have Ciel."

Kai: "Finally. Now... Alois." Sighs. "Fine, you may rape Ciel. Happy now Braelynn, Alois?"

Alois: "YUS!"

Me: "WHAT?!"

Ciel: "I'M STILL A GIRL!"

Alois: "Meaning I can pleasure you more!"

Ciel: "I don't want that!"

Kai: "...Ciel, we all know you like him, just don't deny it.."

Ciel: "I don't like him!"

Alois: "Wait, raping is force sex that the other doesn't want right?"

Me: "Yes."

Kid: "This is worse than the Soul Eater truth or dare. I'm leaving." Walks out.

Me: "Bye Kid!"

Alois: "So if rape is sex that the other doesn't want, then this won't be rape?"

Me: "I don't know if Ciel wants the sex but I know he wants you."

Ciel: "What makes you guys think that I want him?!"

Me: "It's obvious."

Alois: "Ok, where should I rape him?"

Me: "...I don't know. I guess you could just go to your manor."

Alois: "Good idea!"

Ciel: "I really don't want this!"

Me: "Oh ok. Then this IS rape!" Sends them to Alois' manor.

Kai: "Ok, next Grell! Sebby! I found something interesting on the internet~X3!" Pulls out laptop and shows them a fanfiction. "It's your yaoi fanfiction! READ IT!"

Grell: "Ok!"

Sebastian: "Let's get this over with."

Both: Start reading.

Kai: "Ok I was going to ask Alois this but since he's raping Ciel I'll ask Braelynn. Has Alois ordered you to do anything perverted or anything similar yet? If yes, then what?"

Me: "Not yet."

Kai: "Ok, when will the demons change back to their normal genders anyway?"

Me: "When Thelasthorror says they can."

Kai: "Sanji, do something you hate more than anything."

Sanji: "I don't really hate anything except Claude."

Kai: "Then do something with Claude."

Sanji: "Gross! No!"

Kai: "Well you have to do something."

Sanji: "I'll just go jump off a cliff."

Kai: "That will kill you."

Sanji: "Fine then bungee jump off a cliff."

Me: Gags. "Ugh, I wouldn't be able to do that."

Sanji: Goes to cliff and bungee jumps off then comes back. "That was scary!"

Kai: "Finally everyone right a short fanfic right here right now! No excuses!"

Me: "I already have. This one!"

Kai: "This doesn't count."

Me: "Fine." Starts typing.

Everyone else starts writing also.

Ciel and Alois: Come back.

Ciel: Faceplants. "I hurt like fuck."

Alois: "Don't worry! It'll go away soon!"

Me: "Hi!"

Alois: "Hi! Hey I have a question. Since Ciel is a girl, does that mean he can get pregnant?"

Me: "Maybe."

Ciel: "Please don't make me think of that."

Kai: "You two came just in time! You both have to write a short fanfic!"

Ciel: "Let me sleep. I'm too worn out to do anything."

Me: "How hard did you do him?"

Alois: "He begged me to go as hard as I could."

Me: "Oh... that's nice."

Sanji: Puts earplugs in.

Kai: "Ciel you have to do it. No excuses!"

Ciel: Asleep.

Kai: "...Alois you have to do it too."

Alois: "Ok!" Starts writing.

Me: "I will make a fanfic of all the one-shots they did later, so if you want to read them, wait till I say I've posted them. Bye!"