My Microsoft Word refuses to work, so sorry for the delay. Also thinking of doing either an InFAMOUS or Doctor Who fanfic after this; leaning more to InFAMOUS...

On with the story!

()-()-()

Sunday was usually an uneventful day for Gohan; a bit of sparring with Goten, a few chores, keeping pests away from the house, etc. So when Gohan woke up to see a blue ceiling in place of the white of his bedroom, confusion sprawled its useless self into Gohan's mind.

'Wait, blue? I'm pretty sure my bedroom is white,' Gohan thought before shrugging, and placed his head back on a pink frilly pillow. Eyes still open, Gohan scanned the room around him. A poster of a boyband on the opposite end of the room, a desk with a laptop on it in the corner, a stuffed bear the size of Vegeta, and a practically naked Erasa beside him. 'Seems pretty normal to me... wait. Erasa?'

Gohan looked slightly down to see his blonde girlfriend snuggling up to his chest in only her underwear. While Gohan himself wasn't any less decent, what with only boxers on, he rocketed his head into the opposite direction of Erasa and shook her awake.

"Ugh... What's going on...?" Erasa asked no one in particular as she rubbed her eyes open. Once her gargantuan blue eyes had no more grogginess left, she noticed Gohan with his back turned to her, and a vibrant red blush seeping its way around his neck. Erasa, having some sort of experience in the current field, slapped Gohan. "Don't make yourself look like a fool Cutie, you know full well what happened last night," Erasa said, before rolling her eyes and got out of her bed.

Gohan, becoming exponentially confused, did what any all-powerful god would do; wait until Erasa explained. None of that infinitely helpful 'explaining' happened, however, as Erasa merely walked into her closet, and came back out with her clothes on.

Erasa groaned, remembering how socially retarded her boyfriend was. "Gohan, we woke up beside each other in nothing but our underwear; yours being on backwards. We are also teenagers," Erasa said, giggling at how a man's memory disappears after one night. "Use that big brain to think, Cutie."

Gohan pondered on what Erasa said. Logically was usually how Gohan's brain worked, so this equation was rather difficult to solve. After what felt like an hour to Gohan, he reached one solid conclusion.

"WE WHAT?!"

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The entirety of Gohan's and Erasa's Sunday was filled with ideas on how to get out of their current situation, but fate was sealed; they were stuck with each other. While Erasa at first didn't understand Gohan's initial stress, it only took a biology lesson for her to become stressed as well.

"Thing about Saiyans; our Ki become reliant on our mate's. Since we just... um... you know, we have to be around each other for at least twenty-four hours total every week for two months, but we have school, so no problem. Next is that if we for some reason break-up, we won't be able to... you know... with anyone else, or we will die of a heart attack. Again, not worried about that," Gohan explained, and waited for the information to sink in.

Erasa nodded. "Okay, got it. But if you aren't worried, then why are you stressed?" Erasa asked before suggesting something that forced red into Gohan's entire face. "You know, we do have other ways of releasing this stress..."

"God Erasa, I wasn't finished-"

"Neither am I," Erasa interrupted with a wink.

"But there's one last thing. If one of us dies, the other has a chance of dying as well. While the odds may be slim based sheerly on my God Ki and your power, we may end up leaving the land of the living at the same time," Gohan said, finishing his explanation.

Now Erasa could see why he was stressed; She doesn't stand a chance against any substantial enemy.

()-()-()

It was the middle of the afternoon when Gohan left Erasa's apartment. Thanking Dende that Erasa lived alone, Gohan now had only one angry parent to go through: Chi-Chi, his mother.

Gohan used Instantaneous Movement to teleport home, seeing no point to delaying his inevitable deafness. Sighing, he raised his hand, reached for the door handle, pushed the door open, and echoed his voice throughout the house with two words: "I'm home!"

Gohan had half a second before Goku planted his fist in his face... Wait.

What?

While in no way did the knuckle burrito (Because sandwiches are for the weak) hurt in the least, Gohan was sent flying through the landscape of Mt. Pazou, eventually stopping and hovering over a lake. Gohan raised his Ki in order to handily beat his enraged father. When Goku reached Gohan, he was in the third transformation of Super Saiyan.

"Dad, what do you think you're doing?" Gohan yelled while falling into Piccolo's signature stance; Demon Style.

Goku huffed. "You aren't Gohan; you're an android. No Ki is their defining trait, and Gohan's hair isn't pink."

"How can I convince you I'm actually me?" Gohan asked, now seeing the sense in his father's violence. In his eyes, he was a threat to Earth.

"Fight me. I know how my son fights."

Gohan nodded, seeing Goku's reasoning. with a charge from Goku, the fight was on.

Goku rushed Gohan, and reached toward the left side of Gohan's jaw with his left fist. All that hand met with, however, was air as Gohan bicycle kicked his father into the sky, and proceeded to rush him, applying his knees to Goku's upper back with enough force to send the man skyrocketing into the upper atmosphere. Gohan knew he was putting far too much energy into each attack, but he just wanted to get Goku out of the way so he could get the ear-bashing of his life.

Goku recovered from the heavy hit and looked at the man claiming to be Gohan. 'He wants me out of the way... No one has ever been so abrupt in fighting me; maybe he is actually Gohan. the next attack will tell me."

Gohan used Instantaneous Movement to reach Goku, and fell out of his stance. "Dad, you know you can't win! Just believe me, and I'll explain everything!" Gohan pleaded.

That was enough to convince Goku. More than enough.

"I believe you, Gohan. No villain would handily overpower me then ask for no more fighting," Goku said, and grabbed hold of Gohan and used Instant Transmission to teleport inside their home. And in front of Chi-Chi.

Throughout all of time and space, there was never a more satisfying *Thwack* than the one the Son matriarch applied to Gohan's head with her almighty pan of death.

"WHERE WERE YOU!?" Chi-Chi bellowed to her eldest son. Without giving the poor boy a chance to explain to the most enraged woman on the planet, said enraged woman started yelling again, saying: "When your father said your Ki signature disappeared, I went through hell!"

"Mom, I-"

"And your little brother thought you were dead!" Chi-Chi continued, interrupting Gohan mid sentence. "Explain yourself right now young man!"

Gohan really wanted to sigh, but thought better of it, as he wished for his head to remain on his shoulders. "I was with Erasa. You can ask Vegeta," Gohan said, desperately wanting to avoid certain details. "As for my missing Ki, it's a different kind of Ki given to me by the self-proclaimed God of Creation; it's God Ki."

Goku immediately sighed. "Everyone's calling themselves God; Kami, King Kai, Grand Kai, now you... I'm hungry." With that, Goku meandered into the kitchen for food, leaving his son with an unsatisfied Chi-Chi. Not angry, just unsatisfied on the details.

Chi-Chi's face was contorting into a record setting smile, and released one word: "Grandchildren?"

Gohan scratched the back of his head, and red seeped its merry way into his face. "Um... Maybe?"

/Note de le Author/ No, I'm not alive, I'm a zombie that managed to type this chapter, including this Author's note by getting lucky on what buttons to press. So yeah, after this story is complete, which would you rather see: Doctor Who fanfic, or InFAMOUS fanfic? PM or review me!

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