Alois: Pokes Ciel's cheek.

Ciel: Flinches.

Alois: Pokes it again.

Ciel: Grumbles and rolls over.

Me: trying not to laugh.

Alois: "Ciel." Pokes his arm.

Ciel: "What?"

Alois: "You need to wake up."

Ciel: "Where am I?"

Me: "Still in my house playing truth or dare."

Ciel: "Why do I hurt so bad?"

Me: "Because you were raped by Alois."

Ciel: "Oh yeah. Can't I just sleep a little longer?"

Kai: "No, we need to continue."

Ciel: "M'kay." Sits up. "Something else feels different."

Me: "You're back to your old self."

Ciel: "Wait! So I'm a boy now?!" Feels around his body. "Yes!"

Alois: "That kinda stinks. I wanted you to bare my child."

Me: "..."

Ciel: "..."

Sanji: "That's disturbing."

Kai: "Anyways, let's get on with this!"

Me: "Guess who returned guys!"

Ciel: "Thelasthorror?"

Me: "How'd you know?"

Ciel: "I'm a boy."

Me: "That makes sense. Ok, Thelasthorror has a dare for you Alois."

Alois: "Bring it on!"

Me: "Alois, can you please help me with these fleas that are such a tease and will not stop bothering these people without ease?"

Alois: "...What fleas? And are we going back to the rhymes again?"

Me: "Well, she said she was joking and that the rap battle has begun. Try to beat that!"

Alois: "Ciel came to me in the form of a dove. We just need to give him a little shove, and then he'll be my love! If you can't deal with that, then you're just a filthy rat, that people tell to scat! You send a rap about a flea, hell you're not better than me. Why don't you just sit back and agree?"

Me: "Go Alois! Ok, next. Quick, everyone pick a number! And a letter from the alphabet! The best guesser gets a great prize! 7 and B!"

Alois: "1,569 and A!"

Ciel: "1 and C. God I feel like I sat on a pile of needles!"

Lizzy: "21 and L!"

Luka: "24 and M!"

Sebastian: "39 and S."

Claude: "61 and F."

Hannah: "70 and H."

Timber: "8 and T."

Thompson: "9 and O."

Canterbury: "10 and N."

Mey-Rin: "49 and R!"

Finny: "50 and I."

Bardroy: "80 and D."

Soma: "52 and G."

Agni: "18 and J"

Lau: "29 and U"

Ran-Mao: "Seaweed."

Me: "That's not a number or letter."

Ran-Mao: "Seaweed."

Me: "Whatever."

Sanji: "37 and K."

Kai: "78 and Y."

Grell: "90 and E."

Red: "85 and P."

Me: "Ok, next. Again to everyone, WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?"

Sanji: "Ringdingdingdingringadingading!"

Ciel: "Woof."

Alois: "Yip yip!"

Lizzy: "They're silent aren't they? They don't say anything."

Me: "Which is why they made a song about it."

Sebastian: "I don't care what a fox says."

Claude: "..."

The triplets: "..."

Hannah: "Bark."

Soma: "Bow wow?"

Agni: "Jo ajna."

Mey-Rin: "They bark!"

Finny: "The make yelping noises?"

Bardroy: "I don't know."

Tanaka: "Ho ho ho."

Me: "Tanaka!"

Sanji: "has he been here all this time?"

Me: "I think he was supposed to be. Oops."

Kai: Starts singing what does the fox say.

Lau: "I don't pay attention to animals."

Ran-Mao: "Seaweed."

Grell: "Whatever a dog says."

Me: "Ok, next." Gets out a package of skittles and eats them. "YES I TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

Sanji: "..."

Me: "Sorry. Next. Sebastian, since you listened to the nyan cat song can you survive ten hours of it?"

Ciel: "He probably could since it's a cat."

Sebastian: "Maybe."

Me: "Wow, I couldn't survive one minute of it. Next, Ciel you have to act like a chameleon. And try to cross your eyes like one too."

Ciel: "This is so stupid." Grabs the railing of my bed and balances on all fours on it, stating completely still then crosses his eyes.

Me: Holds in laughter. "Now try to blend in!"

Ciel: "I can't do that!"

Me: "Then you fail! Next, did everyone miss Thelasthorror?"

Everyone: "..." Awkwardly looks around the room.

Me: "Well I did at least. Now from guest." Starts whispering in Sanji's ear.

Sanji: Holds in laugh. "Ok." Grabs Ciel off the railing and hugs him. "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be my Squishy!" Pokes his cheek.

Ciel: "Agh! I'm not a child!"

Kai: "Yea you are. Now for my Truth or Dares. Grell, Sebastian, how did you like the Fanfic?"

Grell: "Oh it was simply wonderful!"

Sebastian: "Did it have to be rated M though?"

Kai: "Yes, now, Alois. Did ya know that you're not in the manga?"

Alois: Shakes head no.

Kai: "No? Well you're not! Sorry buddy!"

Alois: Smirks. "I always knew I was one of a kind."

Kai: "Next, who here is bad at sports but good at complaining?"

Me and Ciel: Raise our hands.

Kai: "All of you bad at sports, go DO sports! Now the triplets have to sing Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball."

Me and Sanji: "I LIKE THE BALL IN THE SINK!"

Everyone else: Cocks an eyebrow.

Me: "Sorry, google translate parody for Wrecking Ball."

Kai: "Ok then."

Timber: "We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain. We jumped never asking why. We kissed, I fell under you spell. A love no one could deny."

Thompson: "Don't you ever say I just walked away. I will always want you. I can't live a lie, running for my life. I will always want you."

Canterbury: "I came in like a wrecking ball! I never hit so hard in love! All I wanted was to break your walls! All you ever did was wre-e-eck me! Yeah you, you wre-e-ecked me."

Timber: "I put you high up in the sky. And now, you're not coming down. It slowly turned, you let me burn. And now, we're ashes on the ground."

Thompson: "Don't you ever say I just walked away. I will always want you. I can't live a lie, running for my life. I will always want you."

Canterbury: "I came in like a wrecking ball! I never hit so hard in love! All I wanted was to break your walls! All you ever did was wre-e-eck me. Yeah you, you wre-e-ecked me."

All three: "I came in like a wrecking ball! Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung! Left me crashing in a blazing fall! All you ever did was wre-e-eck me. Yeah you, you wre-e-ecked me."

Timber: "I never meant to start a war. I just wanted you to let me in. And instead of using force, I guess I should've let you in. I never meant to start a war. I just wanted you to let me in. I guess I should've let you in."

Thompson: "Don't you ever say I just walked away. I will always want you. I can't live a lie, running for my life. I will always want you."

Canterbury: "I came in like a wrecking ball! I never hit so hard in love! All I wanted was to break your walls! All you ever did was wre-e-eck me! Yeah you, you wre-e-ecked me."

All three: "I came in like a wrecking ball! Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung! Left me crashing in a blazing fall! All you ever did was wre-e-eck me. Yeah you, you wre-e-ecked me."

Canterbury: "Yeah you, you wre-e-ecked me."

Me: "Whoo! That was great!"

Kai: "Wow... Ok next. Ciel, wear the highest platforms chosen by Lizzy!"

Ciel: "SERIOUSLY?! I just got my male body back and now you want me to wear more girl clothes?!"

Kai: "Yes."

Lizzy: "Come on Ciel! Let's go shopping for some!"

Ciel: "Lord, please strike me dead."

Me: "As much as God would like to do that, he won't."

Lizzy: Drags Ciel out.

Kai: "Well, until they return let's continue. One two skip a few, Braelynn! Tell us your deepest darkest secret!"

Me: "...Hmm... Deepest darkest secret, huh? Let me think... Oh! I once made out with my life-sized doll pretending it was my crush whom I will not mention because Sanji will make fun of me for an eternity!"

Kai: "You have a life-sized doll?"

Me: "Yes." Grabs doll out of my stuffed animal net and shows everyone. "Her name is Emily!"

Alois: "SHE'S LESBIAN!"

Me: "AM NOT! I refuse to be lesbian! Although... I will not deny that I might be slightly bisexual. I dunno. I'm more into guys than girls but I still slightly like girls. Just slightly. I won't ever date a girl but I've always wondered what it would be like to do one."

Alois: "That seems more like your deepest darkest secret than you making out with a doll."

Sanji: "True... But you DID date a girl for about a day."

Me: "SANJI! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MENTION THAT!"

Sanji: "It was only a day though."

Kai: "Well then... Now what do we do? The other dares involve Ciel and Lizzy so I can't do those until they get back."

Me: "I dunno."

1 HOUR LATER

Kai: "Think of anything yet?"

Me: "Nope!"

Lizzy: "We're back!"

Ciel: Stumbles in with tall, pink platforms that have bows and jewels decorated on it. Blushes.

Me: Fails to hold in laugh.

Sanji: Bursts out laughing.

Kai: Laughs. "That is the best!"

Alois: "Ciel..." Shakes his head while chuckling. "Still looks good in everything!"

Sebastian: Holding in laugh.

Kai: "Ok, next. Madame Red, give Ciel the birds and the bees talk, along with Grell and Sebastian while using inanimate objects to explain."

Ciel: Facepalms. "Ok, why do they need to explain it to me if I've already done it?"

Kai: "Because it'll be funny!"

Madame Red: "Ok! The birds and the bees! Wow I've always been waiting for the day when I'd tell you!"

Grell: Grabs my dog stuffed animal.

Sebastian: Grabs my car stuffed animal.

Madame Red: "So it all starts out when two people of opposite genders-"

Grell: "Or the same gender!"

Madame Red: "Yeah... Anyways, when two people of the opposite or same gender start to have intimate feelings for each other."

Grell: Makes the dog act like himself. "Oh Bassy! I think I'm starting to have feelings for you!"

Sebastian: Uses cat as himself. "I'm not sure yet."

Grell: "You're so mean! I love them bad boys!"

Red: "And sometimes only one has feelings for the other while the other doesn't. But it soon does... if you're lucky."

Sebastian: "I'll never love you. We're both guys and you're annoying."

Ciel: Bored.

Red: "But if they start liking each other, they start dating."

Grell: "Let's go out Bassy!"

Sebastian: "No, I still hate you."

Red: "Again, if you're lucky. Sometimes it will lead to rape."

Grell: Makes dog start humping the cat. "Oh Bassy!"

Me: "Oh my God! My poor animals!"

Sanji: Puts earplugs back in and looks away.

Red: "But if they like each other and go out, they will eventually get married and have sex. Now sex is the way you have babies, or mark your lover as your own. Now the man has a-

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Ciel: Faceplanted on bed. "Grell, did you have to make the stuffed animal rape so detailed?"

Lizzy: "Dear heavens."

Grell: "Well, we had to explain it somehow with actions."

Kai: "Ok next. Ciel, how was the talk?"

Ciel: "Ugh. Kill me."

Alois: Eyes widen. "Ciel... you, um, you have..." Looks away blushing.

Ciel: "Crap, I was hoping no one would notice."

Sebastian: "Did our little play turn you on, young master?"

Ciel: "Shut your shit ass mouth."

Me: "Oh God! Now I know what Alois was talking about! Ciel has a boner!"

Ciel: Turns red. "Don't yell it out to the world!"

Alois: "Want me to help you with that?" Smirks and licks his lips.

Ciel: "NO!"

Kai: "...O-ok then. Lizzy, how ya feeling?"

Lizzy: "A little more molested than usual, but good!"

Kai: "Ok, how do you like being 24?"

Lizzy: "I would kinda like to change back."

Kai: "Not right now. And Luka. Just kiss her already!"

Luka: Blushes. "I can't. I don't have any experience whatsoever and I can't bring myself to. Plus, she's engaged to Ciel."

Lizzy: Blushes slightly. "It's ok. I'm not much of a judger. I don't care how you kiss, and Ciel is most likely going to be with Alois."

Luka: "I still can't bring myself to do it though."

Me: "Let me walk you through." Grabs the back of Luka's head and pushes him forward.

Luka: "Wait wait wai- Mmff!" Kisses Lizzy.

Lizzy: Eyes widen but falls into the kiss and grabs the back of his head.

Sanji: "Awwwww~ so kawaii!"

Me: Eyes wide as I take out a camera and take a photo. "They're so a ship in my book!"

Kai: "Well that's all I have for today!"

Lizzy: Parts from the kiss. "You're not bad."

Luka: "You're lying."

Lizzy: "If I were, would I do this?" Kisses him again.

Me: "Well, a new couple has now formed on the truth or dare! Now I'm going to try and find fanfics with that pairing!"

Sanji: "Bye!"

Alois: "Hey let's go into another room to help you with your problem Ciel!"

Ciel: "No! I'll just wait for it to pass!"

Me: "Let's see how long that will take. Bye!"

Kai: "Bye!"

Lizzy and Luka: Still kissing.

Me: "Do you think they'll ever stop?"

Kai: "They'll have to breathe eventually."

Me: "True."