Everyone: Staring at the girl beside me.

Ciel: "...Braelynn..."

Me: "Yes?"

Ciel: "Who's that?"

Me: "Hm? Oh! This is Deza! She'll be joining us for now on!"

Alois: "Who the fuck is Deza?"

Deza: "RUDE! I'm someone you guys know as Thelasthorror!"

Alois: "FUCK! BRAELYNN WHY'D YOU BRING HER?!"

Ciel: "YOU'RE THE REASON I BECAME A GIRL FOR MANY CHAPTERS! DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD I WANTED TO TOUCH MYSELF! I HAD TO ALLOW ALOIS TO RAPE ME SO I WOULD GET OVER MY PLEASURES!"

Kai: "And because I dared him to."

Me: "Wow Ciel, I didn't think you wanted to touch yourself THAT bad to where you allowed Alois to 'rape' you. And she's here because I want her to be. We spice things up a bit with her here."

Deza: "Yeah, NOW SIT BOTH YOUR ASSES DOWN BEFORE I MAKE YOU!"

Ciel and Alois: Sit down quickly. "Yes ma'am!"

Deza: "Now, how about we get on with this, hm?"

Sanji: "Yes let's!"

Deza: "Ok! Alois."

Alois: Gulps.

Deza: "Though I do agree that you're one hell of a guy, I bet you could never fly as high as I! Yes, I'm in the sky, and you're just below! All I had to do was dream, and then see how low I could go. And you compare me to a rat? I love animals! I adore rats just like a child loves Danimals! Those creatures are superior in my eyes, so you've just complimented me, like I'm one hell of a guy."

Alois: "..."

Deza: "Oooh, Alois, you've gotta learn how to burn, rats are wonderful, animals are out of the insult area."

Alois: "Wonderful? Hell, I consider them dreadful. Have you ever heard of the ones people kill just to eat? If not, then you're in for quite the treat. Did you hear of the cow that became beef stew? You might want to watch out, or next it will be you. Then there are the animals kept in your keep, never knowing what to do but sleep. Animals like that are so lazy. Keep them too long and you'll end up like the crazy cat lady. The only animals worth keeping are spiders, because they're so much quieter. Have you ever seen their eight legs? They will use those to spin you up in a web and cause you to beg. Now dogs are an exception, but only because of Ciel. Damn, he could make me throw a dog celebration. Now you can get on your hands and knees and beg like the dog you are. Speak to me, say bow wow, then we'll be done for now."

Me: Brain explodes.

Sanji: "Daaaaaaaang."

Deza: "Well, onto the next one! Lizzy won the LetterBet guess! Now she can give anyone the worst dare she can think of!" Smiles evilly.

Lizzy: "Ciel, show everyone how big it is."

Ciel: "How big what i- Ohhh!"

Lizzy: "Yeah you know what I'm talking about don't you?"

Ciel: "Deza! You're going to kill me!"

Deza: "Yeah, deal with it."

Me: "I like her."

Lizzy: "Now show how big it is."

Ciel: "No!"

Alois: "Please! I haven't seen it and I'm the one who raped you!"

Ciel: "Will you stop bringing that up!"

Alois: "Not until you show it."

Ciel: "I'm thirteen. It's not that big."

Lizzy: "We want to know how big it is though."

Ciel: Crosses his arms.

Alois: "I entered a finger causing you to moan."

Ciel: "What are you doing?"

Alois: "Talking about it. I moved it around eliciting beautiful sounds to escape your lips."

Sanji: "Oh god!" Covers her ears.

Ciel: "Alois stop."

Alois: "I got curious, since I've never pleasured a girl, so I tasted you."

Ciel: "SERIOUSLY! STOP!"

Alois: "Not until you complete the dare!"

Ciel: "DO YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY YOUR FACE?!"

Alois: "You tasted sweet. Like the candies you adore eating."

Ciel: "FINE!" Pulls his pants and underwear down.

Sanji: Shrieks and turns around.

Me: 0_0 "HE HAS ANOTHER BONER!"

Ciel: "STOP YELLING IT OUT!" Pulls his pants back up.

Alois: "Finally! And it's not THAT small."

Ciel: Turns red. "Shut your trap, Trancy!"

Alois: "Make me!" Smirks.

Deza: "I wasn't expecting that kind of dare from you, Lizzy."

Lizzy: "Well, that WAS the worst one I could think of."

Kai: "OK! My turn! Ok Lizzy, you're back to 14."

Lizzy: "Yay!" Changes to 14.

Kai: "Sebby, my cat's sick, nurse him back to health!" Hands him a cat.

Sebastian: Starts talking to it like it's a baby and starts scratching it.

Kai: "Ciel, run a marathon in those platforms while yelling, 'I'M A MOTHER FUCKING PRINCESS!'"

Ciel: "You just love torturing me, don't you?"

Kai: "Yes!"

Deza: "NOW GO DO IT!"

Ciel: "Y-yes ma'am!" Stumbles out of my room.

Me: "To the living room!"

IN THE LIVING ROOM

Me: Turns on TV and changes it to the channel with the marathon.

TV reporter #1: "What the heck? Some guy just ran in wearing very tall and girly platforms. Who is that?"

Camera zooms in on Ciel.

Ciel: "I'M A MOTHER FUCKING PRINCESS!"

Everyone in the room: Bursts out laughing.

Me: "Oh my god! That is great! Good one, Kai!"

Kai: "I know! I love truth or dares!"

Reporter #1: "Should someone get him out of here?"

Reporter #2: "Maybe we should call the cops."

Me: "Uh oh." Gets my phone out and dials Ciel's number that I somehow had.

Ciel: Stops running and pulls out his phone. "Yes?"

Me: "Ciel, get out of there! They're going to call the cops on you!"

Ciel: "Shit!" Hangs up and runs out of the marathon.

Me: Turns off TV. "Ok, if he doesn't get here in 10 minutes then he's been caught. Let's continue!"

Kai: "Grell, I really love your hair, I really do, but chop it all off and dye it white!"

Grell: "MORE hair problems?! Fine." Chops off his hair then dyes it white.

Kai: "Ok Braelynn, read Sanji's diary out loud to everyone."

Sanji: "I don't have a diary."

Me: "If she did, she would've already showed it to me."

Kai: "Oh, ok. Claude how can I kill you?! 'Cause I really do!"

Claude: "I don't think you'll kill me until Braelynn allows it."

Me: "Not allowing it."

Kai: "DANGIT! Ok, Lizzy, you have to kiss a frog and see if it will turn into a prince. I don't care if you want to or not, DO IT!"

Lizzy: "Gross, ok."

Me: "I'll go get one!" Runs outside and comes back with a tree frog. "Here you go!" Hands it to Lizzy.

Lizzy: "Well, here goes nothing." Kisses the frog then wipes her mouth. "Gross gross gross! Ew!"

Me: "I'm so sorry, frog." Picks it up but continues to hold it.

Ciel: Runs in and slams door behind him then slides down it.

Me: "Yay! He's back!"

Deza: "How was the marathon?"

Ciel: "Hide me!"

Me: "What why?"

Ciel: "They called the cops and they're now checking every house in the neighborhood for me!"

Me: "That's not good. Go in my pantry. There's a large hole there that a person can fit in."

Ciel: "Ok." Runs in my pantry.

Me: "Now everyone act as if we're just watching TV!"

Alois: "No problemo!" Stares intently at the TV screen.

Me: "It's not on yet."

Alois: "Shh, I'm using my brainpower."

Me: Sweatdrops. "Oh! Hey let's watch a real show!" Turns on TV.

Alois: "What we watching?"

Me: "Dunno, any suggestions?"

Sanji: "Castle!"

Me: "Ooh, good one!" Flips to Castle.

Alois: "Is it a princess show?"

Me and Sanji: Gasps. "It is NOT a princess show!"

Me: "It is a show about people solving cases."

Alois: "Oh ok. Sorry."

Me: "Apology accepted!"

There's a knock on the door.

Me: "Ooh! Company!" Hops up and goes to answer the door.

Cop: "Hello miss, we're looking for someone who interrupted the running marathon. We have a picture of him." Shows a picture of Ciel running the marathon. "Have you seen him? We heard he ran this direction."

Me: "Nope! Sorry! But let me tell you, he looks ridiculous."

Cop: "Yeah he does. And he has distracted many of the competitors." Sees everyone in my living room. "You've got quite the lot here, don't you?"

Alois: "We're watching Castle!"

Cop: "Mhm, good show. Anyways, give us a call if you see him."

Me: "No problem, officer!"

Cop: "I shall be off then." Walks away.

Me: "Bye!" Closes the door. "Oh my gosh! I've never lied to a cop before!"

Kai: "Me neither. Now let's continue! Ciel you may come out now!"

Ciel: Shuffles around a bit then there's a loud thump. "Ow!"

Me: Holds in laugh.

Ciel: Comes out. "Man, that was crazy. Why is it so low?"

Me: "Because that's underneath the staircase."

Ciel: "Oh."

Kai: "Well everyone gets a cake!" Pulls out a cake and it's ticking.

Me: "Why is it ticking?"

Kai: "That's just your clock!"

Me: "I have a digital clock."

Kai: "...Are you sure?"

Me: "Yeah I'm pretty sure."

Kai: "...Well anyways. Just eat the cake!"

Ciel: "I still can't have food."

Kai: "WELL FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T GET ANY!"

So we all eat cake, except for the demons! ...And then the house explodes because Kai had a bomb in it.