Everyone is covered in ash and soot and the house is a pile of rubble.

Kai: Happily. "How was the cake everyone?"

Me: Eye twitches and I start breathing fire while yelling. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOM'S GOING TO DO TO ME IF SHE FINDS THIS?! I'M NEVER GOING TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!"

Kai: Laughs nervously. "Heh heh heh, yeah sorry."

Me: "Well, I guess we'll just have to go to Sanji's house."

Sanji: "Eh?! No! My mom won't allow so many people there!"

Me: "Neither would my mom but I did it anyways. Now I know why she wouldn't allow it."

Sanji: "Can't the author do anything in this story?"

Me: Shrugs.

Sanji: "Just remake your house with magic."

Me: "Ok!"

House is suddenly back to normal.

Ciel: "I'm going to go take a shower now." Gets up and starts walking upstairs.

Kai: "Ok have fun! Braelynn, I dare you to hit Alois where the sun don't shine."

Ciel: Suddenly back down and sitting on the couch. "The shower can wait. There's no way I can miss this."

Me: "Well, good thing he's never having children."

Alois: "Wait what?!"

Me: Punches his crotch.

Alois: Falls to the ground holding his crotch. "Sweet Jesus! I thought you weren't very strong!"

Me: "I'm not. You're just very weak."

Ciel: "Buuuuuuurn! Try to fuck me now, Alois!"

Alois: Whimpers.

Kai: "Ok next. Ciel, you have to wear makeup and Lizzy, you have to put it on him, kay?"

Ciel: "...Will you stop with the girly stuff? And I swear, if you make me try out tampons I will kill you."

Kai: "Don't give me ideas."

Me: "Oh! My sister has the biggest makeup collection! I'm sure she wouldn't mind if we borrowed it."

Lizzy: "Perfect!"

Ciel: "Dear Lord."

Me: Runs off to get the makeup and comes back with a large tray full of different makeup things, a bag with more makeup, and a small shelf but full of tons of different colors of lipstick (My sister actually has all of these).

Lizzy: "Wow!"

Ciel: "Whoa... That's a lot of makeup."

Lizzy: "I'M GONNA USE IT ALL!"

Ciel: Dies.

Lizzy: Opens the lipstick shelf. "Whoa! So many colors!" Pulls out a yellow one. "I didn't know yellow was a color of lipstick!"

Me: "Life in the 21st century is very weird."

Lizzy: "Oh well!" Pulls out blue lipstick. "He always looks cutest in blue!" Starts putting blue lipstick on him.

Me, Sanji, Deza, and Kai: Holding in laughs.

Alois: Still hurting.

Lizzy: "Ok! Now eyeshadow!" Gets some bright blue eyeshadow and starts putting it on him.

Me: "I think I'm going to choke the poor frog!"

Deza: "You still have that?"

Me: "Yup!"

Lizzy: "Next is eyeliner!" Looks at the different colors. "I don't want to use blue because it would blend in. So I'll just use black!" Puts black eyeliner on him. "Now mascara!" Puts mascara on him. "And now! Blush!" Grabs bright red blush and puts it on him. "Done!"

Me: "Wait... I thought he was supposed to look bad!"

Deza: "Whoa!"

Sanji: "He looks so pretty!"

Alois: Suddenly better. "Wow! It reminds me of when he was a girl! Can I rape him again?"

Me: "I thought you were too wounded to use that."

Alois: "It would be worth it though."

Kai: "Well let's continue. Sebby, is my cat better yet?"

Sebastian: "I don't know. I'm not a vet."

Me: "My mom is!"

Kai: "Hey can you bring Undertaker?"

Me: Gasps. "How did I forget Undertaker?!" Makes Undertaker appear.

Undertaker: "Kekekeke!"

Kai: "Undertaker, what did Sebastian tell you to make you laugh so hard?"

Undertaker: Bursts out laughing.

Kai: "Mr. Under-... Mr. Undertaker, calm down and and answ-... Mr. Undertaker? MR. UNDERTAKER!"

Undertaker: Doesn't stop laughing.

Me: "Kai, it's hopeless. He won't listen right now."

Kai: "Ok, then let's continue. Braelynn, who do you ship more? AloisxCiel or CronaxMaka?"

Me: "AloisxCiel. I'm sorry to say this, but I'm starting to ship Maka with Kid now."

Deza: "WHAT?! YOU EVEN ASKED HOW CRONA WAS DOING WITH MAKA IN HIS INTERVIEW! YOU TRAITOR! WAIT TILL HE HEARS ABOUT THIS!"

Me: "Relax, I still ship him with her because I can't see him with anyone else. I just ship her with Kid a little more."

Kai: "Ok next. Claude, run around naked in the streets yelling, 'I'M SO FABULOUS!'"

Claude: "No."

Kai: "Braelynn, may I?"

Me: "Yes."

Kai: Pulls out Chain-kun.

Claude: "Fine I'll do it."

Sanji: Puts black blindfold on.

Lizzy: Covers her eyes.

Me: buries my face in the couch.

Claude: Strips down. "Now I shall go complete the dare." Walks outside and starts running around. "I'M SO FABULOUS!"

Me: Starts laughing.

Kai: Falls over laughing.

Alois: "Can I borrow a video camera?"

Me: "How do you even know what that is?" Hands him a camera.

Alois: "I've been here long enough to know some things." Runs out and turns on the camera. "This is Alois Trancy sending in a video of my butler running around like an idiot with no clothes on."

Claude: "I'M SO FABULOUS!"

Me: "Well, until they're done, let's continue."

Deza: "Well, I was going to tell Alois he had won the rap battle because I have arachnophobia. Well, let's do this! Kai, can I borrow another bomb? I need to use it for Antarctica."

Kai: "No, you will not blow up Antarctica. There are endangered species of animals that live only there."

Deza: "Dangit! I hate Antarctica! Anyways, Grell, can you teach everyone your ways of stalking? I know you're good at stalking."

Grell: "I'm a shinigami. I can appear anywhere. Plus, I always know where my Bassy's at!"

Me: "And how do you know where he's at?"

Grell: "The book of death. It shows where everyone is at."

Me: "DEATH NOTE!"

Deza: "Ok, now, someone wake up Ciel."

Me: "I'll do it!" Lays down next to him and yells in his ear. "CIEL! ALOIS IS GOING TO RAPE YOU AGAIN!"

Ciel: Jerks awake. "STAY AWAY, ALOIS! I HURT ENOUGH AS IT IS!"

Me: "Oh good! You're awake!"

Deza: "Ciel, listen to my nonsense sentence and say it five times fast. MEOW MOW GAKINYP BOOKOO!"

Ciel: "...Meow meow gay nip book goo?"

Deza: "No! MEOW MOW GAKINYP BOOKOO!"

Ciel: "Meow mow gate in nip bookoo?"

Deza: "Repeat after me. Meow."

Ciel: "Meow."

Deza: "Mow."

Ciel: "Mow."

Deza: "Gakinyp."

Ciel: "Gakinyp."

Deza: "Bookoo."

Ciel: "Bookoo."

Deza: "Now say it all together!"

Ciel: "Repeat it once more?"

Deza: "Nevermind. You fail."

Me: "Now you have to think of a punishment for his failure!"

Deza: "Ok I'll think of one. For now, I've gone full child-mode. Try to survive." Starts chuckling evilly.

Everyone: Gulps.