Rose couldn't sleep. She had tried and tried but she just couldn't get off. She decided to go for a walk around the TARDIS. She went to the console room, it looked different but it was the closest thing to normality at the moment. Everything was wrong here, Ten was so afraid of hurting her again he didn't love her anymore and Eleven was utterly and helplessly in love with someone else. The console room was her only comfort. The calm in a storm. She was trying to think of new ideas about how to get Eleven to get back with her when she noticed a certain little book on the console. It was Rivers diary. Perfect she thought, I can find all her innermost secrets, reveal them to her husband and then they will split up for sure. She ran to the console and picked up the diary, curled up in the jump seat and started reading it.

The inside cover of Rivers diary was inscribed with a message from the Doctor.

River,
I know you much be pretty scared right now, the entire first years of your life have been a lie and you've just regenerated into a completely new form. But know this, whenever you call I promise I will come to you. We will meet again, spoilers I know.
Love the Doctor

Rose turned the page.

The TARDIS
My impossible husband sleeps next to me as I write this entry to my diary. I'm not surprised, today was a very busy day. It was our wedding in this universe. My beautiful idiot of a husband proposed to me a few days ago saying we needed a proper wedding, since our first one was kind of rushed and in an aborted timeline. He invited some of his old companions, Sarah Jane, Jo, Martha and some of the rest. Today was the first day I have seen the Doctor cry out of happiness instead of sadness and loss. He actually cried tears of joy as he said I do to me at that alter, and I returned the favour, let the wall down, just for a day, and cried with him. Tears showing just how happy I was. He told me his darkest secret today. He didn't tell me the first time, he couldn't, he had to tell me the secret instead. He told me his name, he real name. I am truly his wife now and I have never been happier.

Rose felt tears come to her eyes. River knows his name. They hadn't mentioned that bit. Maybe this was wrong, maybe River and the Doctor really were happy together. Maybe I should just try to move on. She flicked through the pages and came across the perfect weapon against their relationship.

Dorella
Took a break from Stormcage this week and went to party planet Dorella. Went to club Burning Stars and ran into Chris. He was sitting at the bar alone while his latest companions busted some moves on the dance floor. I had his favourite pair of handcuffs and my perception filter in my bag and one thing lead to another. The back room of that club is rather roomy actually.

Rose slammed the book shut, River cheated on the Doctor! He would break up with her for sure if he heard this. Suddenly she couldn't wait till morning, she went to her bedroom and with the book securely under her pillow she slept soundly for the first time in days.
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"Eleven have you seen my diary?" River called over her shoulder. "No why?" He asked "I could have sworn I left it down here last night but now I can't find it." She said "Well then you should have remembered to bring it to bed with us, shouldn't you?" Eleven teased "Well I was a bit preoccupied" River smiled as she walked over to Eleven and kissed him.

"Looking for this?" Rose asked as she seemingly appeared from nowhere. She held Rivers blue book it her hand. River and Eleven pulled apart at the sound of her voice and turned to face her. "Oh thank god, you found it. Thanks Rose" River said as she walked over to retrieve the book from Rose. "Why are you so desperate for it back anyway? Worried the Doctor might read it and find out something he shouldn't." Rose asked "I have no idea what you are on about Rose" River huffed.

"Oh yes you do. I know all about you cheating on the Doctor with your friend Chris!" Rose smiled smugly. "WHAT!" Eleven shouted and stared at River. "Rose what are you talking about? I've never cheated on the Doctor. Why would I?" River said "Oh don't play innocent. I read that entry in your diary. Dorella, the handcuffs, the perception filter." Rose shouted "Oh for god sake, Rose you idiot!" River rolled her eyes "Doctor I've never cheated on you Rose is just mistaken." She walked over to him but he shrugged away with tears in his eyes. "Sweetie, please let me show you what Rose read in my diary." River pleaded. Eleven simply nodded. River put her hands to his temples and unlocked the door that hid the memories of that night.

Eleven blinked and stood still for a second. Then suddenly he threw his arms around River, encased her in a tight hug and pressed a kiss to her hair. "Oh I'm so sorry River. I never should have doubted you." Eleven sniffed. "It's ok my love." River smiled. "What the hell! Doctor she cheated on you and your apologising to her?" Rose shouted. "She didn't cheat on me Rose" Eleven said releasing River from the hug. "Chris is me." He said simply.

"What do you mean?" Rose asked. "A few years ago River and me decided that before we got married we were going to meet every single one of each other's regenerations. She met my other ten and I met her other two. To avoid confusion about who we were talking about River and me made up nicknames for the other regenerations. Chris is the nickname for my ninth regeneration." Eleven explained

"But to avoid destroying the timelines we had to not know each other before we were supposed to meet. So we used perception filters to alter what we look like so we could meet each other. With number nine things kinda went wrong and we ended up having a moment in the back room of that club. To avoid messing up the timelines anymore I wiped his memory so he couldn't remember us meeting at all. I just went into the Doctors mind and retrieved the memories, because he knows me now it shouldn't burn the entire universe." River finished the explanation.

"So the thing with the handcuffs?" Rose asked "He's always been partial to them." River smirked. "I'm sorry." Rose apologised for the trouble she caused and walked over to River. She handed her the diary and walked away completely ashamed. "She really wasn't kidding about trying to split us up was she?" River said as she watched Rose walk away. "No she wasn't" Eleven walked over to River and held her hand tightly. "But she's not going to. I promise." "I know, nothing can split us up." River looked at Eleven. "Nothing" he promised. And he really meant it.