A/N This chapter is not funny.. it's meant to be.. :( Arrg i suck at humor:
Dear Atty:
Are you gay?
PS. sorry i've been reading too much yaoi!
Love Vampirebloodprincess
Dear Vampire blood princess:
Am I gay?! EXCUSE ME! I AM NOT GAY! But since I had no idea what gay means I'll look it up:
Atticus flipped through the dictionary...
"Gab? What the is Gab? Mah, Gay.. Gay… Damnit where is it?! Wait.. YAY! I FOUND IT! a gay object is a brightly colored and pretty to look at. Am I pretty? Better go ask Alexis!"
Atticus- I mean Atty ran all the way to Alexis's dorm shouting her name. Repeatedly...
"WHAT!" Alexis finally screamed. Her face scarlet. Atticus looked at his sister with chibi eyes. "Alexis.. Am I.. Prewtty?" Alexis looked at her brother and started to laugh, she was basically on the floor. But she was half nodding and that was good enough for Atty.
(back to letter)
Scrap what I said. I'm gay, since I'm pretty!! I'll send you a picture of myself so I could proof to you that I'm pretty! HUZZZAH!
-Love Atty
A/N I really looked up "gay" in the dictionary, and it meant that in the olden days Mah, Heehe xD this chapter was such a lame attemped, please keep sending in your questions i'll answer them in next chapters