So you ARE gay? Whatever.
i've got ANTHER question! (i'm a cornucopia of questions.)
is ZANE gay? Or does he like your sister? What would you say if they were dating? He going steady with someone? Or are YOU?
(PS: i'm not fond of that couple. Just asking you, you're the brother.)
-WhiteLadyDragon
Dear WhiteLadyDragon
Eh, you ask alot. I guess Zane is gay. He's pretty hot right? I already told you guys he was Smexxi! Raise your hand if you think Zane's sexy!
Wait does gay still mean pretty or did they change it? it i'm not looking it up again... Does he like my sister? Lemme check:
"ZANE!" Atty shouted running to his dorm and opening the door. " WOOHOO IT'S OPEN!" Atty shouted grabbing the diary of the floor. It's fur pink with the letter "Z" Painted over it in curlz. "Mwahahahahah" Atty laughed before staring to read. He opened the dairy inside the pages were all PINK too! What does that boy do?
"Dear diary, i think i'm in love... With Alexis, what shall i do? Urg, i've read enough! wait i better tell Alexis"
"LEXI!" Atticus screamed appearing out of thin air. O.o Alexis was sick of her brother! Grr she needed a plan to kill him! "Zane likes you!!"
"Atticus are you sure this isn't one of your Make-Lex-fall-for-Zane plans?"
"T.T"
(Back to letter)
He likes Alexis but he likes me better always! IN YOUR FACE ALEXIS! And if they were dating i'd be happy... I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HOOK ALEXIS UP FOR YEARS! That girl is like a... YEAH!
No Zane isn't doing steady with anyone.. UNLESS HE LIED! But i think he's dating Mindy or something. And i go steady with a girl every 10 secounds . WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M ALEXIS'S BROTHER? you won't tell anyone righhttttttt? That would ruin me!
Love Atty
A/N sorry that the chapters aren't funny T.T and sorry for all the gay talk i'm not trying to offend anyone! BTW i'm going to need help doing a few chapters since i'd failed... Grr writting humor is harder then being funny...