Disclaimer: If either of us was Tamora Pierce, we'd be putting this stuff in a book instead of on here. Hehe.
A/N: Okay, I lied. My profile said that George was next...we ran into a few...minor complications...like having the whole thing planned out and having it disappear completely from both of out heads...so, yeah. And Buggy doesn't know where she got Numy-pie from, but she thinks it's from a fanfic she read. If it is, we apologize to the authors of the fanfic, whoever you are. Anyways, enjoy!

Another Bookcase???
By: Buggy and Lioness

Swooping through her maneuver of aerial aerobics, Daine swooped to peck King Jon on the head. At the Barbie-doll King's insistence that she stay in shape she had been forced from her extended mourning for the love of her life (Numy-pie). Sick of the boring thermals the courtyard full of stinking court decorations offered her she winged into a window and flapped down a few halls and staircases to the love of her life's (Numy-pie) favorite place: The Library.

Inside the holiest of holy rooms sat her three life-long friends. Alanna the Lioness/Short Redhead with a fiery temper, Onua Chamtong Horse lady/Owner of Tahoi, and Cloud the Pony/ Sarcastic comedic relief for this oneshot. Surprised to find these dashing debonair dandies in the library she snorted in an extremely un-hawk-like manner.

Had she been in full control of all her facilities the droppings on Alanna the Lady Knights head would be safely inside her intestines. Alanna in a normal fit of temper childishly threw a book at Daine, Cloud jumped up to catch it, knocking Onua back into a bookcase. Tilting precariously the bookcase toppled back and forth like a demented domino.

Right when the origin of balance was almost reached Cloud came back down, effectively knocking Onua back into the bookcase, causing it to overbalance onto their currently avian friend Daine. With a cry of defiance at her unoriginal end she transformed back into her human self.

Wearing only her birthday suit she looked up at her friends and said: " I see a light at the end of a dark scary, disturbingly creepy terrifying tunnel. I'm walking slowly towards it, Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is that it's a large black shape (Numy-pie), at the end. It's saying something I can't quite hear. Lassie go home!!!!!!!!!!!!"

With a final over-exaggerated sigh there shape-shifting friend joined the love of her life (Numy-pie). Alanna, Onua and Cloud looked at each other (really more glaring on the part of Onua and Cloud, Alanna was staring back sheepishly[for once).

"WHOOOPPPSSSS" ;)

A/N: Review please!

Posted 2/7/2008