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A/N: Yay! An update! Just a note - Flocknobinweha is a trademark of a friend of mine and Buggy's..he yells it randomly sometimes...but it does belong to him, and is very funny. Enjoy! And don't forget to review.
Myles of Olau, the specific court drunk, settled himself relatively close to the refreshment table. A glass of alcoholic beverage easily within his grasp, should one of the pages forget to fill his glass. He sat quietly watching the young people of court frolic around each other.
Reaching carefully for another cup of ale, he missed and instead grabbed one of the candlesticks. When he tried to drink and was instead burned he furrowed his brow and tried to focus his vision on the "glass". For several minutes he attempted to drink his ale, becoming quite frustrated with being burned.
Eventually using his keen sense of intellect he figured out that is must be Alanna. She had done this before when she thought he had drunk too much (in reality he really had just grabbed a candlestick). Using her Gift she shocked him whenever he put his lips to the cup.
Once again using his amazing intellect he snuck/wobbled out of the dining hall. Carefully and circumspectly he made his way to the roof (everyone but Alanna saw him wander off [she was too busy snogging George). Being up above everyone was quite a nice advantage, and Alanna never could find him up here. Somewhere he had lost his glass of ale.
In his not-drunken state he began to hop up in down in his not-stupor. Soon he was muttering something about how "grasshoppers not only turn but they hop, hop jolly high". Leaping with his grasshopper he jumped from the roof uttering his final war cry.
"FLOCKNOBINWEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"