A/N: SEE WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO? I UPDATE TOOO FAST!
Fox: Geez people you must really like my story! (blushes) Thanks a million! This really means a lot to me to get such awesome feed back!
Zeo: Yeah Fox has been on cloud 9 ever since Fox got such awesome reviews!
Leo: Yesss thanks a bunch!
Reviews-
Poultry- I LOVE your name! I know I torture Kyle way too much! But thanks for your vote!
D'ella- (squeals) what a cute name! I know I do too many cliffies don't I? Mwhahahahahahha! (coughs) yeah…anyway thanks for the vote!
Total misanthrope- You are AWESOME! You reviewed for all my chapters so far! (worships) Oh! And the ring tone is from this hilarious song my friend Ali had on her iPod! You're changing your vote? (Major gasp) ha-ha! Yes Kyle is tortured wayyy too much! Here are your cookies! (passes over cookies!)
Oxyidiot- Interesting name! (strokes chin thoughtfully) I know you can't resist the sexy purple button! Hahahaha! Thank you (blushes) And thanks for the vote!
Confussed- HEY! isn't it confused? Oh well! Here's your cookie! (passes over cookie) thanks a bunch for your review!
Roses are so not red- Nice name! Thank you very much! (bows) I try! And thanks for the review! And the vote!
Firemistress88- Thanks! (Blushes deeper) and I will try I don't know I am going on what the reviewers want.
Irish Goddess- Why thank you! And see I did update! And I know that ring tone kicks ass!
Christine- Another thanks! Here are your cookies (passes over more cookies) A lot of people like that couple, so I might do that but hey who knows.
Violet Blade- um ok! Yeah thanks and thanks for the vote!
Polls-
Fox: (in dramatic voice) And the winning couple is….
(DRAMATIC ANNOYING FAN FARE!)
Stan/Kyle – 8
Kenny/Kyle- 8
OH MY GOD PEOPLE! IT'S A FREAKING TIE! Why do you do this to me people! Why can't you choose! Just kidding people but I am doing one final last poll! That will be the FINAL time to vote for the couple!
Fox: (rubs temples) Gosh this is sooooooooooooo confusing! So please please please help me out reviewers! Thanks a bunch!
Zeo: DISCLAIMER! LZfOX1379 does not I repeat DOES NOT own SouthPark. Those cuddly little tykes belong to Trey and Matt!
ONTO THE CHAPTER!
(FAN FARE PLAYS)
HERE WE GO!
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"Hey Jew Boy!" Cartman said offering a mild wave before walking next to Kenny and smiling sickly sweet at the terrified redhead on the bed.
"J-ew boy?" Kyle whispered slowly, scrunching up his face struggling to remember where he knew that from.
"Yes, my Jewish little fag, you gave us quite a scare ya did." Now Cartman was lying through his teeth, but he loved the look of confused torment on Kyle's face.
"F-ag?" Kyle sounded out again, eyes closed; searching for anything he could to remember. Suddenly his clouded mind became clear and white. He heard an angry voice, sudden bright lights, a loud screeching noise, and then a weird roaring sound in his ears.
Kenny and Stan shared an angry look. They were both positively pissed at the way Cartman was treating their best friend in the state that he was in. Kenny stepped towards Cartman and grabbed the fat boy's chubby arm and twisted it painfully.
"What the hell Kenny?" He roared, glaring hatefully at the blonde.
"Will you shut your god damn mouth for just five seconds fatass!" Kenny hissed threateningly, "Five seconds!" he twisted Cartman's arm tighter. Cartman danced in his place struggling to get out of Kenny's grasp. But, he knew that the blonde was a hella lot stronger than him, though he wouldn't admit it out loud.
Stan smiled gratefully at Kenny for shutting up Cartman and turned towards the Broflovski family. The Mr. & Mrs. were standing side by side, talking in hushed tones to Dr. Kane. Ike was standing right by his parents, chewing on his lower lip, eyes darting between Kyle's prone body and Stan's worried cobalt eyes.
Kyle had his head down, eyes clenched tightly closed, and his fists balling up his covers. Kenny and Cartman were still fighting, but Kyle couldn't hear them. Kyle heard something chanting in his head.
Voice, lights, screech, roar,
Voice, Lights, Screech, Roar,
Stan looked at Kyle, slowly walking forward, brushing past the swearing duo and looking down at the redhead on the bed.
VOICE, LIGHTS, SCREECH, ROAR
"LEAVE HIM ALONE AND NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN!"
"NO!"
VOICE, LIGHTS, SCREECH, ROAR
Beads of sweat started forming on Kyle's brow, and he let out a soft whimper of pain, trying to figure out what his brain was trying to tell him.
VOICE, LIGHTS, SCREECH, ROAR
"JUST LISTEN TO ME OR YOU WILL REGET IT!"
"SCREW YOU!"
VOICE, LIGHTS, SCREECH, ROAR
"STOP!"
Everyone's eyes snapped towards the redhead's shrill scream. Kyle was grabbing his curly Jewish red fro with his hands, tearing and ripping it from his head. His eyes had rolled into the back of his head and he twitched uncontrollably.
"MAKE IT STOP!"
Instantly Stan darted forward and grabbed Kyle shaking him back and forth.
"Kyle!" He cried "Kyle listen to me! Snap out of it! I'm here! We all are here! It's going to be ok!"
Kyle froze in mid-seizure, green pupils rolling back into focus as he stared back at Stan. He whimpered softly, and started to shrink away from Stan's piercing gaze.
"Come on Kyle, its okay, I'm here now." Stan whispered softly, "It's me, Stan, your best friend."
"Kyle? Best…friend?" Kyle whispered back, scrunching up his face, trying to remember. Stan felt his heart twinge in pain and in seconds crushed the redhead into his chest. Kyle cried out in shock, struggling violently to get out, before relaxing into Stan's grip.
Kenny released Cartman, much to the fat boy's relief and went over and leaned on Kyle's back. Kyle shuddered in fear, but Kenny just shushed him and rubbed the Jewish boy's back. Kyle relaxed even further in the two males grasps, and let out a comforted sigh. He felt safe at last.
"Wow you guys are such fags."
And that is how Cartman has two black eyes.
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You could say that Wendy Testaburger was slightly mad.
You could say that Wendy Testeburger had a short fuse.
You could even say that she couldn't control her rage.
But, hey let's face it. That is one hell of an understatement.
Because by the time Stan Marsh got to school (five hours after it ended)so Cartman could get his car and Kenny could go home, Wendy was slightly foaming at the mouth, hair frizzy, clothes messy, books and papers flying around, and screaming like a lunatic.
"Oh shi-"Stan gulped and looked in fear towards his other friends. Cartman just started laughing cruelly and Kenny couldn't help but laugh to.
"Oh well Stan," Kenny said, "It was nice knowin' ya, but I guess your ass is screwed."
"Screwed!" Cartman cried "Try more like going to have his balls ripped off, feed to coyotes and hurled back up before having them shoved down his throat. Oh god this is going to be good!"
Stan pulled into the parking lot, turned and punch the fat boy.
"Screw you fat ass!"
"F—k you Stan! F—k you Kenny! Screw you guys, I'm going home" and with that Cartman opened the door, slammed it shut and waddled over to his car, swearing all the way.
Another car pulled near Stan's and beeped loudly. Kenny turned his head and smiled, and patted Stan on the back.
"Good luck dude, you'll need it."
Stan heaved a sigh and rested his head on the horn to drown out Kenny's laughter. He could hear his door slam, then another slam, and tires peeling out of the parking lot. Stan pushed his head on the horn more, and swore loudly.
"STANLEY MARSH!"
Stan's head snapped up, and he turned to see Wendy standing right in front of his car, illuminated by his head light. He groaned and looked pleadingly at his furious girlfriend. But, she is right in front of the car isn't she? His conscious told him, whose to say anything if you just so happened to take your foot off the brake and on the gas inste--. Stan shook his head violently, and struggled to get that idea out of his mind. He unbuckled his seat belt, turned off the car and opened his door.
Wendy stormed over towards him, reared back her hand and slapped him violently across the face. Stan reeled back from the amazing force, and stared at Wendy in shock.
"Wendy what the—"
"No, Stan!" Wendy interrupted, tapping her foot angrily. "I waited all day for you to show up, I even called you to see if you were ok. Did you EVEN call me to tell me where you were or why you were missing school? Hmm? NO! You didn't!"
"But Wendy I—"
"Shut up! I can't believe out of all that days of school you decide to skip, you choose today, TODAY! Do you even remember what today is Stan! Or were you to concerned about hanging out with your so called buddies to even care!" Wendy screamed, eyes blazing with fury.
Stan sat there dumbly, mind racing trying to remember what today was. Wendy huffed angrily and crossed her arms.
"I guess not hmm? Oh well I'll remind you, it our anniversary! Our two year anniversary to be exact! We were supposed to exchange gifts today at school, but you never showed up, you never called!"
Stan smacked his forehead and groaned loudly. How could he forget what today was? With all the things with Kyle I mean I guessed it just slipped my mind.
"Wendy I'm sorry, I just had other things to—"
"Things that are more important that you girlfriend?" She countered, glaring at Stan.
"Actually, yes you see—"
Buzzer!
Wrong answer
And that is how both of Stan's cheeks are red like Rudolf's nose.
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A/N: HAHAHAHAHHA! Pooooor Stanley! Sorry to leave it there but I had to!
Fox: Well another chapter down! (Stretches) thank you god!
Zeo: Yeah Yeah very lazy today aren't we?
Leo: I guess she is, but hey, school sucks!
Fox: Hell Yeah! But I have no clue why I did that Wendy part (strokes chin thoughtfully)
Zeo: Ok people this might take awhile, (grabs a blanket and a pillow)
Leo: Yeah sooooo any who, please people review because we need to know the final vote for the couple.
Fox: YES! Please review and I will give you a brownie!
Push the purple button, you know you want to! It's PURPLE!
REVIEW! PLEASE!