A/N: ANOTHER CHAPTER PEOPLE!WOOT! SORRY FOR THE DELAY!

Fox: (staring blankly at computer screen, jaw on floor)

Leo: Yeah um…Fox kinda zoned out when she realized that she had 58 reviews for just five chapters.

Zeo: But she still had enough time to do another chapter!

Leo: Yeah but it is freaking awesome that she got so many reviews!

Fox: (blinks once…..twice) THANK YOU GOD! You reviewers are sooo freakin awesome! I mean it really means a lot to hear such kick ass feedback! ALSO! Don't worry the polls are closed and over with!

Reviews-

Anime Qtie- Haven't seen you in like what... two chapters! (Blushes) Thank you! You laughed during reading! AWESOME!

Nene- NO! Jeez why does everyone think I killed Kenny so that it could be a Stan/Kyle? Kenny is coming back! You just gotta wait for it!

Relectivelvet- HAHA! I laughed when I read this review! AND! Why does everyone think that I'm turning it into an S/K? I'm not! It's still a Kenny/Kyle! Kenny just needs to come back! And thank you for that idea!

Cartmanwannabe- (stares) YOU ARE A GUY! And you like my story! (Squeals) Thank you SO much!

KatieandGina- (bows) I can't believe you guys reviewed! I LOVE all your stories! Moi? A bitch? Hehehe I take it as a compliment! LOL! I know it was but it's still a Kyle/Kenny ficlet! I KNOW! Kenny does seem like a pimp, but I LOVE him anyway!

Dansyqqueen- Whoa! Double review! (Giggles) I know I love that part to! I'm glad you like it so much, I mean wow! I know but don't worry Kenny does come back!

Confussed- WOW! You must be hungry! And YEAH! Thank god Stan is not a pansy ass anymore! Yes I did update…but I am not a son…… (Crickets)

Total Misanthrope- Yes…but Wendy's torture is far from over! Oops shouldn't have said that…hehehe…HAHA! I know Stan is finally a man! And yes the polls are finally over now!

Roses are so not red- Yes indeed I did! And yup poor Kyle is being tortured too much…but hey that's how my story goes. Here are your cupcakes (passes over cupcakes) and thank you for reviewing!

Dragon of Darkness8705- I know! Stan finally stood up for himself! Thank you very much! And I did update see! -

Violet Blade- (inches away) you really like purple don't you… (Laughs) Yes Stan did grow balls and Wendy did deserve it! OK you will kill me if I don't update….greeeeat!

Noncomformist666- Yeah I know not my best work but it was a filler to get to what I needed to get to! I do appreciate the criticism though! Thanks for liking my story!

Fatpanda3000- Yeah I'm sorry it was just a filler to get to the thing I needed. HI!

Joker- Yes, Stan did indeed get balls! Hehe

OMG U killed Kenny- Can't give away any hints there! That would ruin everything! But I do like the ending of where Cartman is impaled on Kyle's front yard!

Fox: WOOT! Thank you all so much for your reviews! It really means a lot to me! And again the couple is still Kenny/Kyle don't worry folks!

Zeo: Yes don't think that just because Kenny is dead that it's a Stan/Kyle fic not…but we are going to do a little twist on things here. (Evil laugh)

Leo: I'll do the disclaimer!

DISCLAIMER: LZfOx1379 does NOT own SouthPark! Those cuddly little jackasses belong to Trey and Matt!

WARNING! This is a SLAH FIC! This means that it's gonna have male on male action! If you don't like it DEAL! Or don't read it...I don't want to deal with your petty flames!

Fox: Now, with that over with, ONTO THE FIC!

(FAN FARE PLAYS)

HERE WE GO FOLKS!

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Stan slammed on his brakes, ripped off his seatbelt, and shot straight through the swinging doors. The people in the waiting room looked up at the unexpected arrival. Stan ignored them all and shot towards Kyle's room.

Bursting through the door, Stan froze at the sight of the person he hated the most.

"Hey fag." Cartman grinned at the venomous glare he was receiving. It was probably the fact that Kyle was curled up in a ball hugging the fat boy tightly.

"What the hell are you doing here fatass?" Stan muttered softly, weaving around the doctors and police in the room.

"Well, I wanted to check up on my good buddy Kyle here. Also to piss the hell out of you, it's my life mission." Cartman smiled, enjoying the furious look on Stan's face.

"God I hate you Cartman." Stan hissed before leaning down to look at the frightened Jew. "Hey buddy, what happened?"

"Kenny…he was just trying…to help…just…help...me." Kyle whispered staring blankly at the doctors slowly taking Kenny of the IV pole.

Stan looked up at Cartman and rolled his eyes slightly.

"Don't worry about it Kyle, Kenny will come back eventually, I promise." Stan rubbed his temples, "It happens all the time. You see—"

"Oi!" Cartman roared waddling over to Officer Barbrady, "I'll take the body from here sir, just give me a cooler and I will be on my way."

"I don't know Eric" Barbrady answered scratching his head "That would be against protocol."

"Hey!" Cartman cried "Respect Mah AUTHORITAY!" and with that smack the nurse with a random stick, grabbed Kenny's body and dragged it over towards the others.

"You mean he dies all the time…yet comes back to life?" Kyle whispered, watching the nurse get up and try to strangle Cartman, but having no such luck.

"Yeah, there was some thing me and you had going where I would say, "Oh My God! They killed Kenny" and you would go "You Bastards!" does that ring any bells?" Stan replied, searching Kyle's green eyes.

"Well fag, so sorry to ruin a special moment, but it's time for me and Kyle to go." Cartman interrupted, dragging over a large cooler.

Alarm bells rang in Stan's head and he whipped his gaze over towards to fat boy, sickened by the smirk on his face.

"What do you mean by time to go?" Stan narrowed his eyes, glaring full force.

"Oh Marsh" Cartman tsked, shaking his head, "Didn't I tell you? Kyle is being released, and since he doesn't feel safe with his family, it was decided he would stay with me."

"Uh...hell NO Cartman, I'm coming with you then, I'm going to make sure that Kyle is ok." Stan retorted, knowing there was no way in hell he was leaving Kyle in Cartman's care.

"No need for you to come faggy fag fag!" Cartman snapped, "Besides, Kyle is fine with just me, aren't you buddy?"

Kyle shifted his gaze between Stan and Cartman, eyes resting on Cartman's before lowering his gaze.

"Yeah, it's no big deal." He whispered softly.

Stan looked stunned, as Kyle was gently lifted up and into a wheelchair. Cartman snickered softly, and wheeled Kyle out of the door, with the cooler in tow.

Stan stood there, ignoring the personal leaving the room, head bowed, so no one could see his tears, as he listened to his lost best friend laugh at something Cartman said. Blinking back his tears, he whipped out his cell phone and called the only person that he knew would help him.

"Hey…Yeah it's me."

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Eric smiled to himself, as he ignored Kyle's bitching on the Hospital staff. He had accomplished a lot of things today. Not only did he have Kyle's absolute trust, he had broken the faggy duo's friendship. Now, all he had to do is wait for Kenny to revive as always and see if he would help with the plan.

A sudden tap on his arm jerked him out of his happy thoughts. Whipping his head sharply to glare at the tapper, his gaze softened when he saw it was Kyle. Remember Eric to have this work you have to seem like you are his friend! But, even though he hated to admit it, the Jew looked like an innocent little puppy.

"Is everything ok?" Kyle asked eyes full of worry.

"Oh my little Jew" Cartman smirked, "Everything's perfect"

Cartman stopped once they got to his SUV and opened his trunk and shoved the Kenny cooler in. Then turning towards Kyle, He opened the car door and placed him gently in the front, making him comfortable. After slamming the door, he waddled to the back of the car.

"Dear God, it's me Eric. Please let my plan work and I will worship you forever. If not, then Screw YOU GOD! Love always, Eric Cartman, amen."

Waddling over, he opened his door, and heaved his body in. After getting the seatbelt to finally reach around his body, he turned on the car, and drove towards his house. The ride remained silent, as Kyle took in his surroundings, searching for anything to spark his memory.

"So…Cartman, what was I to you? I mean were we friends?" Kyle whispered, face pressed up against the glass.

"Oh Jew boy," Cartman tsked, tsked, "Why ask such a stupid question? We were the best of friends. We even had nicknames for each other, mine was master, and yours was Jew. And you did everything I told you to do also."

"Really?" Kyle replied, scrunching his face, searching for thru truth behind the fat boy's words. "Well, ok if that's what we did. I mean you'll help me of course get my memory back together right?"

Cartman pulled into his driveway and turned off the car, plunging them into darkness.

"Don't worry" Cartman whispered "I will."

Two figures were silhouetted in the dark, but one was moving closer to the other, and closer, and closer, hands were moving until.

LIGHTS!

Both boys groaned audibly at the sudden burst of light coming from the garage. Cartman swore heavily and quickly opened his door and hopped out of his car. This caused the car to shake violently, disturbing the injured Jew.

"Jeez fat ass, watch what you're doing!" Kyle roared, his eyes flashing, a spark of his old self, flaring through.

Cartman froze at this and turned slowly, cursing horribly under his breath to look at Kyle. Fresh fear and horror crept into Kyle's eyes, returning back to the frightened little kid look.

"I'm so sorry master!" He cried, "I didn't mean it!"

Cartman hesitated answering, and just went around the back to retrieve Kenny. Grabbing the cooler and the wheelchair he walked over toward Kyle's door. Opening it he smirked at the trembling Jew.

"Don't worry about it my little faggy Jew! I don't care." Because by the end of the week, I will have my revenge on everything you have ever done to me!

Cartman hoisted Kyle into his wheelchair, rammed into his front door and into the house. Kyle whirled his head around d taking in his surroundings. Hmm he thought, this doesn't seem so familiar.

"MOOOOOOOOM!" Cartman bellowed, as he brought Kyle over towards the couch. "MOOM?"

"Eric sweetie!" Mrs. Cartman replied, "I got some umh….oh yeah…mmmh..friends over, that mommy needs to…right there…yeah… entertain, so I can't help you OH! Right now!"

"Friends?" Kyle asked, chuckling at Cartman's beet red face, as loud moans and cries of pleasure rang through the Cartman house.

"Shut up Jew bag." Cartman replied, shoving the wheelchair up the stairs, besides Kyle's curses and cries of pain and discomfort. Shoving him past his room door, he turned to the flustered, angry red head in the wheelchair.

"Since I'm being so nice and generous to you for helping you with your lost memories….There is something that you must do for me."

And the door slammed shut behind them.

Unknown to them all, a loud thump was heard downstairs. Something was banging against the lid of the cooler. Finally the lid popped open, and a gloved hand popped out and lifted the lid, so blue eyes could peer out to the surroundings. Letting out a silent cheer, the figure threw back the lid and crawled out of the cooler and headed up the stairs.

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A/N: DONE!

Fox: Thank you god I finished! I'm sorry Kenny didn't really make an appearance but he will next chapter don't worry! I really didn't know how to do the ending and I kept on revising it…..but yeah I'm not so sure about this…I could really use some help! (Sighs)

Leo: (pats Fox's back) It's ok! Relax you did fine!

Zeo: Please tell us if you liked it or hated it!

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