A/N: SORRY FOR THE WAIT!

Fox: (peers from behind rock) I am sooo terribly sorry for the long wait on this chapter! School sucks ASS and if you agree then I love you! Plus my father is in the hospital so. It sucks! To all that reviewed I LOVE YOU! I appreciate all the feedback and the advice!

Leo: Of course you do!

Fox: PLUS! I just want to get this out there to read Dragon of Darkness8705 story The Fight for Zira! IT ROCKS! Also thank you cause I got 68 reviews! (Grins broadly) I LOVE IT! And thank you for the help on my chapter! (Bows)

Zeo: Please keep it up! It means a lot to us!

Fox: mostly me!

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Anime Qtie- Hey it happens to the best of us! But I am not giving away any hints! That would ruin things!

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Reflectivelvet- COLORFUL GOLDFISH! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! Lol yes thank you I do love it! And yes Cartman is very craft with the names!

Violet Blade- Yes I knew you would love purple! (Grins) and is Cartman gonna do something sexual? Hmmm let's think about it? NOT TELLING!

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Confussed- Yes I love you too… (Shifty look) hehehe I'm glad you love my story and the plot! And yes here is your plushie (hands over plushie) I'm glad you like.

Roses are so not red- HAHAHAHA! That was awesome! Yeah the master ad Jew thing just popped into my head because I knew that would be something Cartman would do! Thanks a lot for liking my story and of course you get a plushie (hands over plushie)

Amante fiel-HAHA! Nice one (hands over plushie) Yeah there is going to be a lot of Cartman torturing people…CRAP! And thank you. That master thing was something Cartman would do to Kyle. (Laughs) I'm so evil.

Fox: Another thanks to you guys who stuck with me so far since the beginning! It means a lot to me! Well enough talk lets start!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK! I ONLY OWN THE STORY! THOSE DASTARDLY BASTARDS BELONG TO MATT AND TREY! SO DON'T SUE ME AND WE WILL GET ALONG!

Fox: Well since that is over with one more thing! Kenny is kinda different in this chapter more cunning and stuff so yeah sorry if u gets confused.

WARNING! THIS CHAPTER/STORY CONTAINS SLASH YAOI OR MALE ONE MALE ACTION! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN LEAVE THIS STORY IN AN ORDELY FASHION! THIS CHAPTER WIL HAVE MALES KISSING AND OTHER THINGS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

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The figure silently trotted to the stairs, struggling to stifle it's laughter at the moans coming from Mrs. Cartman's room. Slowly walking up the stairs, trying not to make a sound, the figure walked over towards the rooms that belong to Eric Cartman.

Slowly taking a piece of paper out of his pocket, he folded it thinly before placing it in the door and picking the lock with ease.(1) Very carefully, he opened the door a crack to see what was going inside.

"What do I have to do?" Kyle questioned green eyes so pure and innocent.

A large grin appeared on Cartman's face, making his triple chins stand out even more. Rubbing his chubby hands together, he took another step towards Kyle, a menacing look in his brown eyes. The figure seethed with angry, clenching his gloved hands into fists. He couldn't take it anymore.

"Well, there is one thing you could do…." He put his grubby hands on the Jew's shoulders.

BAM!

The door flung open revealing a very pissed, much disheveled looking Kenny McCormick. His blonde hair stuck up in unruly spikes, blues eyes ablaze with rage. His orange parka was rumbled, yet not a splotch of blood stained it. There wasn't even a gaping hole from where the pole impaled him.

Kyle let out a loud gasp of shock, while Cartman glared at his best friend.

"Well finally Kenny, damn I thought you were dead for good."

"Get your hands of him Cartman" Kenny hissed softly, eyes narrowed at the fat boy, mad that he had betrayed Kenny's trust, knowing how the blonde boy felt.

"Why? We weren't doing anything bad now…are we Jew?" Cartman replied calmly, taking his hands off of Kyle only to sit right next to the redhead, RIGHT next to him.

"No, not at all master" Kyle whispered, shrinking closer to Cartman, scared that Kenny was alive and breathing.

Kenny rolled his eyes at Cartman and plopped in front of Kyle.

"Hey, I'm alive, I didn't die, and I'm fine, see?" Kenny took off his parka and shirt, revealing a pale, surprisingly muscular chest, no blood and no hole. Kyle, attentively

Reached out and brushed his fingertips against Kenny's stomach, causing the blonde to shudder. Finally realizing that it was Kenny and he was alright, Kyle lunged and nuzzled his head into Kenny's chest.

"Didn't you do this all the time…yet always come back?" Kyle muttered into Kenny's stomach.

"Yeah pretty much, don't you remember?"

"Yeah, me and Stan always would say something…"Kyle thought attentively, then snapped his fingers, "I remember! He would say "Oh my God you killed Kenny" and I would yell "You bastards" because I didn't want you to die." Kyle whispered clutching Kenny closer.

"Awww how cute! A faggy reunion! No please stop before I hurl and throw you both out." Cartman interrupted.

Kenny rolled his eyes at Cartman, threw his backpack on the bed, before yanking the fat boy by his arm and dragging him out into the hallway. Kyle jumped slightly at Cartman's bellows before looking down at the books and papers that flew out of Kenny's un-

zippered backpack.

Kenny slammed the door behind them before whirling angrily on the fat boy.

"Ok what are you up to now!" Kenny said, crossing his arms.

"Why, what ever do you mean Kenny?" Cartman replied, looking innocently at him.

"Oh stop bullshitting me!" Kenny cried, "There is no way in hell you would be nice and kind to Kyle unless A) you are a robot, B) You change places with someone like you did when you went to fat camp or C) you have amnesia like Kyle."

"Oh now, now my poor friend" Cartman said, smirking evilly, "I can have a change of heart now cant I?"

Kenny gave him a "You have to be kidding me" look and Cartman threw his hands in the air.

"Fine, god damn, I am getting revenge for every single thing Kyle has done to me in my life! I'm gonna make sure that his memory is gonna be changed, ruining his and Stan's relationship and making him my slave forever! The Jew is gonna pay!" Cartman rubbed his hands together greedily.

Kenny stared at Cartman before slapping him across the head.

"OI! What was that for you poor piece of shit!" Cartman roared, rubbing his wounded head.

"I'm amazed you felt that under those layers of fat!" Kenny snapped, "That stupid plan of yours isn't going to work! You told me we were doing my plan remember! Kyle is the smartest one out of all of us Cartman...it won't be long before he figures things out. That's why we have to do my plan!"

"Yeah well YOUR plan doesn't work for me Kenny; I mean I know how much you like Kyle. It's so disgustingly obvious! The way you always go and comfort Kyle when Stan dumps him for Wendy. If you didn't go around and fuck every girl and boy in school, you would have had a chance. But, that would make you an even bigger fag than before.

Kenny narrowed his eyes, and Cartman stood there not backing down. Even though Cartman was fat as fat can be, he was pretty intimidating, but not to Kenny who knew his weakness.

"Fine then, I guess I'll go and take Clyde frog and burn him with my lighter. You know I never tried to smoke with a stuffed animal before." Kenny smirked, taking the green, ratty frog out form behind his back and his lighter in his other hand. Cartman's jaw dropped and his brown eyes widened with fright.

"NO! put him down! P-p-please don't hurt him!" Cartman cried, reaching out for his frog friend. Narrowing his eyes when he realized Kenny wasn't backing down, he swore under his breath.

"God I hate you Kenny" he snapped.

Kenny smiled and patted Cartman's head before tossing back the stuffed animal.

"Fine, we'll do your plan but first we gotta change some things so I can get my revenge god dammit!"Cartman said, slapping away Kenny's hands.

"Whatever buddy, You remember what it is right?" Kenny asked calmly, grinning broadly when Cartman gruffly nodded. "Let's go"

Cartman grumbled, tightly holding onto Clyde Frog before returning to his bedroom, finding Kyle peering over some papers on his bed.

"Hey Jew boy!" Cartman greeted, getting the red head's attention. Kyle nodded a greeting, keeping his attention on the papers. Kenny sighed and plopped down next to Kyle, cupping his face with his hand, faces centimeters from each other.

Kenny pressed his lips softly on Kyle's, gentle and yet passionate. Kyle's eyes widened before sliding shut. Kenny slid his tongue lazy along the redhead's lower lip, before quickly prying them apart. Kyle froze at the sudden intrusion, but the fire consuming him felt so good. He attentively reached out with his own tongue to touch the other, a pleasurable shudder flashing down his spine. Kyle's eyes opened when Kenny slowly pulled away, and at first, when Kyle first looked at Kenny, his hair almost seemed different, almost black.

Kyle felt his face flush, and he looked questioningly at Kenny, ignoring Cartman's barfing noises.

"I was going to tell you this later, but I feel that you need to know now." Kenny whispered, his breath hot on Kyle's already boiling skin.

"What is it? Is something wrong?" Kyle asked, green eyes filled with worry.

"Nothing, it's just…you know what a boyfriend and girlfriend means right?"

"Hurry it up Kenny, we need to sleep soon because we got school tomorrow!" Cartman hissed before grumbling, "and before I hurl up my cheesy poofs."

"Shut it fatass!"

Kyle sighed, ignoring Cartman and nodded his head.

"Geez…well do you know what love is right?" Kenny asked.

Kyle gave him an innocent grin, and shrugged his shoulders. Kenny slapped his forehead and Cartman roared with laughter, falling on his ass, causing the floor boards to creak loudly.

"Jews lost his smarts!" Cartman couldn't contain his glee, as he laughed loudly. Kenny slapped a hand over his mouth and turned towards Kyle.

"Ok" Kenny wiped his sweaty palms on his orange parka, looking for something to use to explain it to Kyle. Ah HA!

"Here we go Kyle." Kenny cried, passing the object, "This is what love is like."

Kyle looked with a vibrant intensity at the object.

"Love is like an orange?" Kyle asked skeptically, looking at Kenny with a scrutinizing gaze.

"No! Love is like an orange, but it's not ok?" Kenny shouted over Cartman's wails of laughter.

"So love is a fruit?" Kyle asked, attentively poking the skin of the orange.

"Well, sorta, you see love is more that a feeling that you can't describe, but you can see and share."

"Like this fruit!" Kyle cried, eyes full of triumph, "I get it know, Love is a fruit that you share with others!"

Kenny slapped his forehead and groaned. Wow maybe I should just stay the whore of South Park High. But the look on Kyle's face made him think otherwise. The look of a little kid struggling to learn things to make his father proud was on Kyle's face. Kenny ran a hand through Kyle's Jewish fro.

"Not exactly buddy, remember that kiss we had, did you feel something different?"

Kyle's face flushed a red as his hair as he nodded stiffly.

" Yeah that's love."

Kyle pouted sadly and looked at the fruit in his hand.

"I still think it has something to do with fruit, does that make me stupid."

"Yes" Cartman interrupted.

TWACK!

"No, no not at all" Kenny laughed, "Well, I just want you to know, that before the accident, before you lost your memory, is just that we aren't just friends like you think we are.." Kyle looked at Kenny confused.

"So what are we then?" He asked softly, and green eyes locked onto blue eyes.

"In fact, you and I have been boyfriends for the past 2 years."

And with that Kenny swooped down for another kiss.

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"And-d then I said, Y-your not the boss of me and they spanked my bottom. It really hurt to because I can't control my sphincter, which means I h-have to wear a diaper to school an…"

Stan heaved a huge sigh and tuned out Butters. He called up Butters after he watched Kyle and Cartman leave the hospital. He didn't want to go to Wendy, because she wouldn't understand. Stan was hurting mentally and physically. He ran a hand through his black shaggy hair, sighing softly, wondering what Cartman and Kyle were doing now.

It amazed him how angry he was over this. But, why shouldn't he considering that he was Kyle's best friend and all, but he could never trust the fatass. Stan sighed again and lifted the cup of water towards his lips.

"…You know wha-at I think? I think you're jealou-s Stan."

Butters let out a shrill cry as he wiped the spit out water off his face. Stan stared at him with the intensity of a thousand virgins.

"You're joking right?"

Butters offered a wide Cheshire grin that did not suit the timid blonde boy.

"Only liars joke Stan."

One word

Shit!

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A/N: DONE!

Fox: yeah sorry if this chapter seems a bit stupid and rushed, but I haven't had that much time to work on things considering my father is now very ill in the hospital. So I will be going on a hiatus for all my stories! I beg for your forgiveness and hope you have the patience for me! I just need to focus on more important things. REVIEWS ARE STILL APRECIATED! So is criticism because I desperately need some advice on my writings. I do not have the time for when I'll be back from my hiatus, but I will try to work things out for my readers.

REVIEW PLEASE!