The Bus-

"REGINA!"

"Oh great! What now?" The queen grumbled as she heard Emma shouting her name from outside her office window in town hall.

"REGINA!" The dark one yelled again this time much closer but still outside the window.

With a sigh Regina got to her feet and walked over to the window pushing the curtains to the side. "Emma!" She gasped upon seeing the former savior sitting in a pile of twisted two story high branches formed into a chair right outside her office window. Opening the widow with a bang she leaned out, her hands resting on the frame as she stood face to face with the dark one. "What the hell are you doing?" She demanded.

"Sitting." Emma replied casually.

"I can see that." Regina growled and pointed at the make shift chair. "What is that and why is it outside my window?"

Emma looked down at the branches she was sitting in then back up at Regina and smiled. "I grew a tree!" She stated proudly. "I didn't think you heard me from the ground so I wanted to make sure you could hear me calling you." She added.

Regina groaned at Emma's explanation and hung her head in exasperation for a moment, her love for the woman in front of her being the only thing that kept her from doing anything drastic. "Why can't you just use the door like everyone else?" She asked and couldn't help but wonder what she was going to do about the tree chair that was now rooted outside her window.

"Because Regina! This is important!" Emma stated causing the queen to look up at her with curiosity sparking in her whiskey brown eyes.

"The tree?" Regina asked in confusion.

"No! The bus!" Emma replied quickly.

"What bus!?" Regina demanded her confusion only growing the more Emma spoke.

"THE BUS I STOLE!" Emma announced as if it were completely obvious.

Regina paused and looked at the woman in front of her for a moment her brain trying to determine if she had heard her right. "You stole a bus?" She finally asked a little too calmly.

Emma paused before replying not sure if it was such a great idea to come to Regina for help. "…Yes." She mumbled after a few heartbeats.

Regina's face stayed eerily calm for a few seconds before she suddenly erupted, her face going red. "YOU INTERRUPTED ME AT WORK SO THAT YOU COULD TELL ME YOU STOLE A BUS!" She yelled at the former savior in complete and utter disbelief and rage.

"No!" Emma stated jumping to her own defense. "I interrupted you at work to tell you that I may or may not have crashed the bus that I stole!" She snapped realizing only after her words had left her lips that they wouldn't improve the situation she had found herself in.

Regina's eyes widened as she processed Emma's poor defense. The queen had begun to consider herself to be very patient when it came to stupidity these days after how many Charming adventures she had endured, but in that moment she knew someone out there was truly testing her. Taking a deep breath she dug her nails into the frame of the window and tried hard not to throw a fireball at anything around her. "So let me get this straight. You stole a bus and then you crashed it?" She asked trying so very hard not to scream or yell.

"Ummm…yeah. That sounds about right." Emma said with a hint of nervousness in her voice her fingers picking at her black leather pants subconsciously.

"Emma! Why on earth would you steal a bus and then crash it!?" Regina exclaimed her brow furrowed as she looked up at the sparkly skinned woman sitting in front of her.

Emma threw her hands up in defense almost instantly. "I stole the bus because I'm the Dark One and I am supposed to do bad thing…also maybe because Ruby dared me to do it…but that's not the point!" She said as she realized she was getting off topic. "And I didn't mean to crash it!"

With a look of pure pain caused by Emma's idiotic words Regina buried her head in her arms. After taking several long moments to compose herself she looked up at Emma and took a deep breath. "Where is the bus Emma?"

"Well you see…that's actually the reason why I came to you first…" Emma began, her gaze now seeming very interested in a small leaf sprouting out of one of the branches.

Regina leaned forward out of the window and very slowly and heatedly repeated, "Where. Is. The. Bus?"

Looking up at Regina with shy pine green eyes Emma mumbled out, "In your living room…"

Whiskey brown eye went wide and sparked with fire when Regina heard the mumbled response. "EMMA SWAN YOU CRASHED A BUS INTO MY HOUSE!?" She roared and looked as if she were about to lunge at the white haired former savior and rip her to shreads.

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!" Emma yelped as she looked at the queen and began to legitimately fear that her immortality wouldn't even be able to help her if Regina chose to attack in that moment.

Regina took a deep breath and glared at the dark one. "I am giving you a five second head start so you had better start running to go fix my house before I catch you!" She growled.

Emma gulped and nodded knowing that Regina was being absolutely serious. In an instant she was poofing away in a cloud of magic and praying that the powers of the dark one were strong enough to remove a bus from a building, fix the building, and fend off an enraged Evil Queen all at once. Appearing in front of the mansion she looked at the gaping hole in the side of it and whined to herself, "I am so dead."

A/N: GUYS! THAT EPISODE! I WANT THEM TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW! MY POOR BABIES! I wrote this up really quickly to help anyone who feels just as much agony as I do after what just happened! I mean seriously they are trying to break us down into nothing and I'm so dedicated to them that I will hang on for dear life to get Emma and Regina through this! I hope this helps in whatever way it can. Please send prompts and also comment and review! I love to hear from you! And if you want to talk about that episode then I am all ears! Love you all!