This fan fiction is one of four that I will be delivering, they are funny and sneaky. This girl who is the annoying stalker is delightful and creative she strikes when Gaara knows and doesn't know it. Enjoy these fan fic's and NEVER stop having fun!!!

Gaara's annoying stalker, strike 1

'Click' the door opened but not a sole stirred, Kankuro slept on the couch because he'd been tipsy the night before. Temari's fan lay beside her door; a hand extended and touched it. Walking down the passage was a hard task since the floor creaked at any movement but soon the laundry room was in view. 'His' Kazekage robes lay on the washing basket, foolish Gaara he's so vulnerable. Yet again the hand extended it dumped the robes into the wash with a load of powder and something else!

This person was gone by the morning when Gaara awoke knowing he had to do Kazekage jobs today, he'd have to wear his robes. His red hair was in a big mess wild and destroyed like every morning. Temari picked up her fan when going into the hallway; it had been moved, by whom.

'Kankuro, what did I tell you about touching my fan' said Temari with a stern voice.

Kankuro looked puzzled at Temari, he'd been asleep he wouldn't dare touch her fan. She stood upright and angry and Kankuro didn't know what to say. He froze for a few seconds then shook his head 'I didn't Temari, maybe Gaara' he said his hands shaking.

'GAARA' yelled Temari; she marched down the hallway to the laundry room where she could here Gaara cursing colourfully. When she appeared at the doorway Gaara was huddled over something, his voice was cowardly but enraged. 'You did this Temari, as what a joke! I'll kill you.'

Temari approached Gaara slowly aware of the death threat. She bent down to see a pink robe in Gaara's hands, Gaara's Kazekage robe! 'What happened, who, how?' said Temari fumbling with the robe she now held.

'I DON'T KNOW, IF I KNEW I WOULDN'T BE HERE, FUCK TEMARI. WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS? Gaara's face was red with rage, Kankuro walked into the laundry room wondering what the commotion was, when he saw the robe he couldn't help but go into a laughing fit.

Kankuro woke with a painful headache. 'What, happened?' said Kankuro walking towards the mirror to see the lump he could feel by his eye. 'Gaara punched you out, he's really angry!' said Temari dabbing Kankuro's lump with a wet towel.

'So where's he now?'

'He went to the meeting at Suna hospital, in his robes' said Temari turning pale.

Gaara walked with everyone staring at him but his head was held high and he felt confident. As he glared at a boy who laughed at him, he was rudely bumped into. When he turned to yell at this rude person, he was stunned because before him stand a beautiful blond girl around his age, she smiled shyly and nodded at him. 'Was the Kazekage feeling very feminie today?' she giggled and walked off. Gaara stood confused why this wonderful girl was so mean, it was sexy.