AN: Yes! It's me! And not only have I added a new chapter, but I've also added/replaced the Weird Randomness parts from chapter one of Kryptonite all the way to chapter sixteen as a gift to CallMeAnonymous9 for being utterly and unabashedly magnificent. Stick with me, babe. We'll go places. Starting with your new role as Vice-President of the entire world. (Bribery? What's that? I don't know anything of this bribery of which you speak.)
And have no fear. There's still a couple dozen more stories to go, CallMeAnonymous9. I hope you enjoy the extra dosage of Weird Randomness. I know I enjoyed writing it.
Disclaimer: Supernatural . . . Supernatural . . . wait, wait, I have this one! Supernatural . . . nope, I've got nothing.
Summary: Okay, the faces and hellhounds were freaky, but now this is just getting strange.
"Hey, Dean."
Dean glanced up distractedly. His hallucinations had been making him a bit jumpier than usual. "Hey, S-" He choked.
Sam blinked at him, his fluffy tail slowing in its wagging. On his head were a pair of furry, floppy dog ears. Golden retriever, if he was correct. "What is it, Dean? Another hallucination?" he asked, concerned. One of his ears flopped over.
"Uhh . . . yeah . . ."
"What are you seeing this time?"
Dean wasn't quite sure how to answer that.
Next up: There's no such thing as coincidence.
Weird Randomness!
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"Do I look like a ditch-able prom date to you?" Bobby demanded.
The blood drained from Dean's face.
Bobby's brow furrowed. "Dean? I don't, do I?"
Silence.
"Dean?"
Dean made a garbling sound, then fell face-down on the ground.
Sam nudged him with his foot. "Is he dead?"
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"Are you kidding me?" Lilith said loudly. "I'm not taking this guy! He's sick! Sick, I tell you!"
Azazel facepalmed.
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And thus, the Apocalypse was averted.
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Crowley didn't know whether to laugh or just start crying until things made sense again.
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