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Chapter 6
Tutor
"Waah!" Goku cried as broom was swung at him, "Chi-chi, calm down!"
Goku, wanting some advice from Gohan about his current predicament, went right over to his old house but Chi-chi didn't seem to want him around. The second she saw him, she had her broom at hand and was already taking swings at him.
"Get out Goku!" Chi-chi yelled. Goku ran right out the door of the white dome house and Chi-chi wasn't far behind him.
"Mom! Stop!" Gohan yelled at Chi-chi, running after her. He somehow managed to get his hand on the broom while it was in midair. Chi-chi glared at him.
"Gohan, let go!" Chi-chi yelled. Gohan stood his ground.
"He's not here for you so you don't need to get mad at him." Gohan yelled. Chi-chi let go of the broom.
"Hmph! Fine but he better leave in 10 minutes." Chi-chi said angrily and walked toward the house. Goten appeared at the door.
"Hi dad!" Goten sang. Goku smiled.
"Hi Goten!" Goku replied. Chi-chi pushed him inside when she entered the house and closed the door behind her. Gohan turned to Goku.
"Hey dad. Sorry about mom...she's still mad..." Gohan said as he let the broom fall to the ground.
"Yes, I can see...and feel..." Goku said as he rubbed his head where Chi-chi hit him earlier. Gohan laughed.
"Well what's up? What do you need?" Gohan asked.
"Oh uh yeah..." Goku said nervously, remembering why he came over in the first place, "Gohan, I think there's something's wrong with me..."
"Something wrong with you? How?" Gohan asked curiously.
"Well I keep having these weird thoughts...about Vegeta...I catch myself staring at him...and when I'm around him in certain situations, I feel weird..." Goku said. He was embarrassed so he kept his eyes on the ground. He looked up at Gohan who had a shocked look on his face.
"Whoa what!?" Gohan said with shock.
"Is that a bad thing?" Goku asked worried.
"It's not a bad thing but it's not a good thing either!" Gohan said.
"So you know what's wrong with me?" Goku asked, worried.
"Yeah, dad, I think you have a crush...on Vegeta..." Gohan replied. Goku tilted his head.
"What would I want to crush Vegeta for?" Goku asked. Gohan nodded.
"No dad, it means you like him!" Gohan replied. Goku smiled.
"Of course I like Vegeta, he's my friend!" Goku said dumbly. Gohan face palmed.
'My dad is definitely not the brightest bulb...' Gohan thought.
"Dad, I mean more than a friend!" Gohan replied. Goku was now completely confused. More than a friend?
"Uh...what kind of 'like' would that be?" Goku asked with an innocent smile. Gohan's face reddened. Of course he had to explain! His dad would never understand what was going on unless someone helped him.
"Well...you see dad..." Gohan started, "You like Vegeta like a mom would a dad...or a dad would a mom..."
"But Vegeta and I are both dads, Gohan...you're not making sense..." Goku said. This was the final straw for Gohan. He lost his patience.
"Dad you're in love with Vegeta!" Gohan shouted. He immediately clapped his hand over his mouth.
"Whoa, what?" Goku said with utter shock, "Gohan, I can't be in love with Vegeta! He's a guy!"
Gohan shrugged, not knowing how to reply. Goku couldn't believe it! He was in love with a guy friend! This was too bizarre. He had to collect his thoughts somewhere else.
"Well I'm going to go Gohan," Goku said, "Bye"
Goku took off, heading back to Capsule Corp.
Goku arrived back to Capsule Corp, only to be greeted by darkness inside. He blindly made his way to his room.
'I can't be in love with Vegeta! I just can't! That's too weird!' Goku thought as he made his way to his bed, 'Gohan's gotta be kidding! Right?'
He laid down and closed his eyes.
"It's not right! It's not! I'm married to Chi-chi!" Goku said to himself. Goku turned over on his side to see Vegeta across the room, sleeping soundly in his bed. He wasn't sleeping parallel to the bed rather he perpendicular to the bed, his legs hanging off. His blanket was on the ground, showing his sweatpants and red t-shirt.
"Pfft!" Goku couldn't help but to burst out in laughter. It was too funny to see him look so sloppy! Vegeta turned over on his back and showed his shirt rising up, revealing his chiseled abs.
"Time to sleep!" Goku scolded himself as he turned his back to Vegeta and closed his eyes.
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*The next day*
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BZZZZZT!
Goku flinched at the noise.
'Urgh! The alarm of course!' Goku thought as he blindly reached his arm over and slammed his open palm only to crush the alarm. His head shot up and he took a look at what used to be his alarm clock.
"Oops...Bulma's not going to be happy about that..." Goku said nervously. He got up and stretched his arms. Saturday at last! Goku made it through a week, or at least half a week, of school and Saturday finally came around. Time for what kids called "fun" but what seemed fun to him?
"Hey I should take Goten out fishing! Like I did with Gohan!" Goku said to himself. Suddenly, the door swung open and Vegeta walked in. Bulma followed, frowning.
"Goku, you're in big trouble right now!" Bulma said angrily.
"Huh? Why?" Goku asked innocently. What could he have done?
Bulma showed him a white sheet of paper and Goku's eyes widened at the sight of it. It was his report card, showing straight D's and F's.
"Eep!" Goku squeaked. Bulma nodded angrily.
"You gotta get your grades up Goku! I didn't put you in school just to have you fail out! I did it so Chi-chi would be proud of you!" Bulma explained.
"Huh?" Goku said confused.
"Well I felt bad after Chi-chi kicked you out and I remembered how she said once she wished you had went to school and gotten a job afterward..." Bulma said. Goku couldn't believe it. Chi-chi wanted this? He should be working harder then!
"Bah! That damn woman wants too much. I would say it's enough that you 'protect' the Earth, including her and your brats..." Vegeta said from his bed. Goku looked over at Vegeta who kept his eyes on the ceiling. How could Vegeta understand his situation? He loves his wife! Vegeta is only with Bulma for the free hospitality!
"What about Vegeta? How is he in school?" Goku asked, hoping for some revenge. Bulma's eyes widened as she brought out his card. Straight A's...whoa, wait! STRAIGHT A'S? Goku had to look twice to be sure he saw right the first time but it was right, Vegeta had all A's! Goku looked over at the bored prince.
"How?" Goku asked Vegeta. Vegeta looked over.
"This is elementary on planet Vegeta...I learned this at the age of 6..." Vegeta stated. Goku looked at Bulma for her reaction only to see it mirrored his. Wow.
"Hey Vegeta, if you're so smart, why don't you help Goku study and get his grades up?" Bulma suggested. Goku's eyes widened as he looked over at Vegeta. He didn't seem excited with the idea.
"What's in it for me?" Vegeta asked. Bulma thought about it for a moment.
"Extra meal?" Bulma asked. Vegeta eye's widened but he immediately calmed his expression and faked a disinterested look.
"Fine..." Vegeta mumbled, admitting defeat. Bulma clapped her hands happily.
"Great! It's a deal! Vegeta, you'll tutor Goku!" Bulma said happily. Vegeta grunted. Rosy blush covered Goku's cheeks lightly.
"Goku, do you have any homework?" Bulma asked Goku.
"Well I've got some math but..." Goku started.
"Tutor time!" Bulma sang as she slammed the door behind her as she left the room. Goku's cheeks reddened more. Vegeta sat up and looked at Goku.
"...but I was going to go fishing with Goten..." Goku said sadly.
"Hurry up and get your work out, Kakarot. The fast I get your grade up, the faster I get my extra meal." Vegeta demanded. Goku nervously reached for his book bag and took out his homework. He sat down at his desk and stared at the paper. All gibberish. Material from the day he was sleeping instead of listening to the teacher's lecture. He looked over at Vegeta who patiently laid on his bed, waiting for Goku to need help.
'I don't want to tell him that I need help!' Goku thought to himself, 'Not after what I found out last night!'
But Vegeta could read Goku look like a book.
"Already need help Kakarot?" Vegeta asked. Goku flinched at the sound of Vegeta calling him 'Kakarot'. Why was everything so different now?
"Uh..y-yeah..." Goku admitted, keeping his eyes on his paper. Vegeta stood over him, placing a hand on the table.
"With what?" Vegeta demanded. Goku shyly pointed to a question. Another algebra question. Vegeta scoffed.
"It's just like you to struggle with something I could easily finish!" Vegeta said as looked at the question."This is the same kind of question I helped you on the first time, Kakarot! You've gotta make the be on one side alone from the equal sign!"
"Y-yeah but..." Goku said, still looking at his paper. Vegeta sighed impatiently. He explained to Goku on how to do the equation but Goku was lost on his own thoughts.
'Should I tell him? About me being in love with him and all? But wait, how's he going to react? I mean he's a prince, or at least he was, kinda still is. What does he even think about love?' Goku thought.
"Did you even hear me?" Vegeta demanded, interrupting Goku's thoughts.
"Huh? Oh yeah...um can you explain it again please?" Goku asked, still not looking at Vegeta. Vegeta looked at Goku suspiciously.
"You add six to each side to get rid of the negative six that's next to 2x..." Vegeta explained. He then sat back down on his bed as Goku worked on the problem.
'Ask him!' Goku thought to himself.
"So uh Vegeta...what do you think about love?" Goku asked casually.
'Wait, maybe I should have worded it differently...damn! Too late now!' Goku thought with embarrassment.
"It's something the weak Earthlings occupy themselves with. It's not something a saiyan should waste their time with..." Vegeta simply replied."Why do you ask?"
"Ur-no reason!" Goku said. He felt a bit disappointed in Vegeta's answer.
'I guess I can't tell him. He just might laugh in my face.' Goku thought to himself, as he continued on his homework. Goku froze. How did you get the x alone again?
"Uh Vegeta...I uh..need help...heh heh..." Goku said sheepishly. Vegeta face palmed, and went over beside Goku, explaining the process to him yet again.
Goku managed to finish his homework but math not being his strong suit, the saiyan was exhausted mentally and knocked out with his head resting on his desk.
"Damn Kakarot wasting my time..." Vegeta said to himself. He looked over at the sleeping teen. Instead of looking away in disgust like Vegeta usually would, he kept staring at Goku's peaceful sleeping face.
'He looks...so innocent when he's sleeping. Peaceful too...almost like a child...' Vegeta thought. 'Wait, what did I just think? No! Gross! Stupid Kakarot, don't let your guard down, even when you're sleeping!' Vegeta scolded himself. He looked away but he couldn't help but to look back at him. He took notice of Goku's parted lips in the shape of a soft 'O'. His lips looked so soft and tender. His messy bangs dangling in front of his face helped in making him look like a child. He smiled lightly at the sight. It was pretty cute.
Vegeta angrily shook these thoughts out of his head.
'What in hell is wrong with me?' Vegeta thought angrily. He got up and left the room, leaving the snoring saiyan alone.
Is how I'm portraying Chi-chi character bashing? Sorry if anyone got insulted. XD lol gotta admit, not a lot of people like Chi-chi but still, I apologize...
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