Shizuo: I am totally going to kill Shinra

NEKO DRRR

Izaya: Shizu-chan we're cats this is so weird!

Shizuo: DEMON CAT

Izaya: SHUT UP HOW COULD YOU CALLED ME A DEMON YOU MONSTER

Shizuo: a cat with golden fur and brown eyes look normal a cat with red eyes = devil cat honestly even the readers might say a cat with red eyes and black fur is the devil its self.

Izaya:SHUT UP AND STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

Shinra: stop you guys

Izaya: wasn't this your fault to began with?

Shinra: ah, sorry and by the way Celty is behind you

a black panther walks around them

Izaya: HEY THATS UNFAIR HOW COME SHE IS A PANTHER?

Shizuo: HEY AUTHOR WHY IS SHE SO COOL BUT WE ARENT?

Me: BECAUSE THE READERS THINK YOU GUY ARE CUTE AS CATS RIGHT READERS...AGREE WITH ME DAMN IT

Shizuo: HEY READERS Do You THINK the author was being unfair or not?

Izaya: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

Shizuo and I: NEVER WE BREAK WHEN WE WANT TO