DIABLO III - Evil Plan Time
Diablo has been made and angry about the losing from the fight. He was so many angry he decided to eat the donuits in his room for long time no talk to anyone. Ba'al came to him and sayed Diablo you canst be hiding in yor room eating lots of the food for many time. "I ONLY LOOZE FROM TEH LAG IS GHEY" Diablo sed to him. "If I can get new game I can proove those nubs lent beatn me!"
Diablo tuxedo got ready in his suit and went to the Blizzard front desk to requiest appionts with the developsrs. "HEY STIPOD LADY GET ME ANNOYPOINT PLZ"
"You need to schedule advance you cant in go the room" she saied to him and he got madded. I dont have tiem to wait i need to get new game now. Diablo ated her and crashed thru the wall into the room where blizzard guys made the games. "hey I need to game plz" he saided to them.
"LOL WE R 2 BUSY WIT TEH WOW U CANET GET NU GAME RITE NOW U JUST HAVE 2 WAIT 10 YEARS" they saiding to him and he was the madded he ever was in his wohl life.
"I DONT GET THSI GAME MAKES NO SENSE HOW CAN I BE FINAL BOSS IF I KENT EVEN USE THE POTION 2 HEAL MYSELF WHEN THE GUYS FIGHTEN ME GET POTIONS ON BELT."
Diabloed clawing the men in the tuxedo chairs and ated them because he was hungry and mad at the same time. He decide to make his own game for himself... but then he realized he didn't know how to make game and he was the lose in real life. "THE LOSE IN REAL LIFE EVEN WORSE THAN THE GAME WTF"
Diablo went home cry and went to sleep watched the L-Word show to make him not sad. He woke up the cry and made himself a milkshake and ating them every day for 3 years. Diablo got the fat and couldn't get out of his house anymore so he cried and blewed it up.
THE END.