Prompts of an Unusual Nature

by Falcyn

These are all the prompts I have written, largely Harry Potter, but some of other origins. They are not things that would occur to most, as they are somewhat strange.

2. Chapter 2

And here are some more prompts:

A Harry Potter and Batman fusion: You always see ones where Harry's the Joker and all the others are other characters, and usually Ron is Batman. But we already have a character whose basically a bat- Snape! I want Snape to be the batman. And Voldie can be Ras al Ghul.

A Welcome to Nightvale and Addams Family crossover: I don't care how. I need it.

A fic where Molly Weasley is a hobbit.

The Hobbit: Where hobbitish propriety is shown for outsiders and they are actually a free love commune. Bilbo falls in love with one or more of the dwarves and invites them to join the commune. The dwarf is just like "You what?"

Bonus points if Bilbo and Lobelia fight solely to have angry sex.

At this point, I want to note that currently, there are, at least on Ao3, more fics shipping Darcy Lewis and Jarvis together than there are crossovers between Harry Potter and Welcome to Nightvale.

I want a Harry Potter fic where Voldemort kills Harry and for whatever reason, decides cannibalism is the way to go, and chokes and dies on Harry's hand. Prophecy: surprisingly literal.