Fools!
"EXCALIBUR!"
Luffy and the rest of the Strawhats just starred at him. After Exacalibur finished his song, he stood there motionless, like a statue.
"What the hell is that thing?",Sanji said.
Luffy's eyes grew wide and he stuck his tongue out. "Sanji! Do you think we can eat it!"
"No"
Ussop decided to step closer to Excalibur.
"What do you think your doing! Get away from that thing!",Nami screamed at Ussop.
"Calm down Nami! I mean, look at it. It's so small and cute, even cuter than Chopper!"
"HEY! Nothing is cuter than me! hmph.", Chopper pouted and crossed his arms.
"Yeah, dude, you might wanna listen to the red headed chick",Soul said with a disgusted still on his face.
"Hey, don't worry! How bad can he-"
"FOOLS!"
Exacalibur quickly whacked Ussop in the nose with his cane and he continued singing.
"AAH! HE BROKE MY NOSE!"
Nami ran to Excalibur in an attempt to hit him over the head. Instead, Excalibur whacked her, leaving a big bump on the top of her head. He then continued with his singing.
"Why you- NO ONE HITS MY NAMI-SWAN!"
Sanji attempted to kick Excalibur. Instead, when Sanji lifted his leg, Excalibur whacked him in the crouch with his cane. The cook, the navigator, and the sniper were rolling around the floor in pain while Excalibur continued to sing.
"Excalibur, Excalibur, EXCALIBUR! Now that I'm done with my daily theme song, would you all care to join me for my 5 hour story-telling party?"
"HELL NO!", Sanji, Nami, and Ussop screamed at him.
He ignored them.
"Well, my adventure starts on a Friday, or was it Monday, or was it on Valetines Day?"
"Shishishi! He's funn-"
"FOOL! No interuptions...please."
Luffy sat down and payed close attention to his story.
"Now as I was saying, my story starts off on a-"
"I read about The Holy Sword Excalibur once. When I read about him, I thought he would be-"
"FOOL!"
Robin was sort of surprised when she saw that it was Luffy who called her a fool.
"Rooobiin! Don't interupt Excalibur while he's telling a story!", Luffy was dead serious.
"Fufufu,okay Luffy-san.",She just giggled at him.
While Chopper was healing Nami's head bump and Ussop's broken nose, they sat there and listened to Excalibur's long ass story about whatever. Sanji, Blackstar, Kid, Stein, Spirit, and Robin had enough and decided to go look for Zoro.
"That damn mosshead shouldn't be to far.",Sanji said while lighting a cigaret.
"I don't know, I mean, this school is pretty big.",Spirit said.
Robin turned to Spirit,"So , you're Maka's father, right?"
Spirit smirked and put his arm around Robin."Why yes, my beautiful butterfly, yes Iam."
Sanji's face grew red with anger. "Take your arm off of my Robin-chwan."
"Piss off loser.",Spirit said back to Sanji.
"What did you call me!"
Spirit brought his face closer to Sanji's. "I called you a loser!"
Stein stepped in between them. "Now, you two just calm down and keep on walking."
Spirit and Sanji stepped away from each other and everyone continued walking.
"Hmm, I hope that Zoro didn't get captured by Lord Death.",Robin said.
"Huh, well I hope he didn't get dismembered in the process.",Stien added while turning the screw in his head.
Blackstar and Kid starred at Stein and Robin.
"Can you two get any more morbid?",Kid asked.
While searching for Zoro, the crew passed a little statue of Lord Death.
"EVERYONE! STOP!"
Kid yelled at the others to hault as he studied the statue of his father.
"THE EYES AREN'T SYMMETRYICAL!",Kid threw up blood and passed out.
Everyone starred at Kid.
"Don't worry, I got it. Seis Fleur"
Six feet appeared on Kid's back and they lifted him off the ground. Soon, the feet started to walk with the group while carrying Kid.
Meanwhile with Zoro, Crona, and Ragnarok...
Zoro was still asleep against a wall with his mouth hanging open and his swords by his side. Crona also decided to nap by Zoro. All of a sudden, Zoro felt something crawl into his lap.
"What the hell",Zoro opened one of his eyes to see a little black cat laying in his lap.
"Hello there!"
A puff of purple smoke filled the air and Zoro felt two big lumps hit his face.
"Who are you? Are you a new student here!? My name is Blair! What's your name!?"
Blair hugged Zoro and her breasts were in his face. Zoro pulled Blair off of him and took a deep breath.
"I COULDN'T BREATH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM LADY?!"
"I'm sorry Mr. Grumpy! I was just trying to find a place to sleep! But I saw your hair and it reminded me of luscious green grass, and so I wanted to play with it."
Blair stradled Zoro and started to play in his hair again.
"Get off me women!"
Meanwhile with the "search crew"...
Everyone paused when they heard a loud voice echo through the hall.
"Was that Zoro?",Robin asked Sanji.
"I think."
They ran further down the hall to where the yelling came from. The more they ran down the hall, the louder the yelling became.
"GET OFF ME!"
This time, the voice was more audible. The crew, including the feet on Kid's back, started to pick up there pace in hopes to find Zoro. Everyone stopped dead in there tracks when they saw Zoro trying to push Blair away from him.
"Your hair is sooo soft!"
"Get off of me dammit!"
"Crona you IDIOT!"
"Ragnarok! Stop hitting me!"
The scene that was unraveling before the crew, was almost sad.
Robin starred at Zoro, Blair, Ragnarok, and Crona and shook her head. "How pitiful."
To Be Continued...