Rin: Welcome to chapter 3 Nya! Since Honoka-chan, Nico-chan, and I aren't actually doing anything we decided to take this over, Kitten-chan does not own Love Live Nya!

Eli looked at Umi, who just stared back at her. They were the only two in the club room, and it was incredibly awkward. Should I tell her? About last night I mean... Umi thought, Eli was similar to her in personality, she would know what to do, right?

"Hey um Eli?"

"Oh yes Umi?" Eli snapped her head towards the girl across the table from her, who was just looking at the floor and tapping her fingers together.

"Um.. So last night K-K-Kotori and I, well u-uh,"

"Oh my god Umi did you go all the way with Kotori last night?!" Eli hissed, face Maki hair color red.

"No! N-No it's j-just l-l-last night, umm... I was c-changing, you know out of my uniform, a-and Kotori c-came in without k-knocking for some soap, a-and well I didn't, well uh I didn't have a s-shirt on and w-well Kotori was a-a-about to take a shower s-so s-she only had a t-t-towel on a-and when I was giving her the soap, I uh tripped and w-well i-it was incredibly awkward!"

"Oh... Oh! Well at least that's better than my suggestion, b-but if t-that were to happen to me and N-Nozomi, Um... You're right... That is incredibly awkward..." Eli looked down with a blush as she imagined the situation. Nozomi choose that moment to walk in with Kotori and Maki behind her.

"Hey guys! What's wrong why do you two look like you just sat though 50 Shades Of Grey?" Nozomi cheered, taking her seat next to Eli. Eli just hit her head on the table and Umi looked over at Kotori's concerned beautiful face. She's so pretty! She's adorable and she has a nice bod- wait Umi what the hell are you thinking! Umi looked at the corner of the room.

"Where are Erena and Anju?" Maki asked, sitting to the right of Umi while Kotori sat on the left.

"They had to talk to the teacher about something," Kotori smiled.

"Oh okay that makes since, Kotori-chan why don't you go get some tea, Maki-chan you can help her,"

"I don't think Kotori needs help carrying a teapot, remember we have a set in he-"

"Maki-chan, go help Kotori-chan carry the teapot," Nozomi had a scary face, all the blood draining from Maki's face as she stood up and opened the door for Kotori.

"Alright, Umi-chan we both know you love Kotori-chan, so what did Elichi say that made you two look like blushing messes?"

"Nozomi! Why do you assume I did something!"

"Simple cause Elichi may appear innocent but she's really a perv inside! Alisa-chan told me you once walked in on her and Yukiho,"

"Nozomi! What the hell! I am not a perv! That was an accident and you know it!" Eli blushed and hit Nozomi.

"Deny it all you want Elichi, anyway what did you say?"

"I did not say anything Nozomi! Umi do you want me to explain?" Umi nodded yes and Eli swallowed her embarrassment.

"Oh yes Elichi, please explain," Nozomi shot Eli a flirty smile.

"Nozomi! Ugg... You're impossible you know that? Anyway last night Kotori was about to take a shower and came into Umi's room while she was changing and Umi fell on top of her," Eli was surprised she made it though the whole thing without stuttering in embarrassment.

"Anju-chan owes me! I knew Umi-chan would be on top!"

"Nozomi!" Umi and Eli cried.

"M-me... On t-top... Shameless..." Umi kept repeating playing with her fingers.

"Nozomi! See what you did! You broke Umi!"

"Relax you two I was kidding, though I still think Umi-chan would be on top, though Kotori-chan on top would be pretty hot too,"

"And you call me a perv! Look at poor Umi!" Eli pointed towards the blushing mess that was the seventeen year old with blue hair, she looked like she had steam coming out of her head and kept muttering words under her breath.

"Okay okay, I'll stop, thinking about it though Kotori-chan on top would be hot, Elichi on top would be irresistible, whoever dates her will be incredibly lucky," Nozomi muttered.

"Nozomi! Stop it!" The two replied in sync.

Kitty: Sorry for the short chapter! I have not actually seen 50 Shades Of Grey, but it sounds Pervy. So yeah, that's chapter 3 people.