Rebel Whispers.
Rules and Advice:
Rules cannot be changed unless a Majority vote has been held within the Rebel Whispers.
Rebel Whispers listen to no one.
Rebel Whispers oblige to no punishment.
It is compulsory for all people within Hogwarts (including teachers) to wear uniform, except all members of Rebel Whispers.
It is compulsory for all classes to be practical.
There is to be no magic outside class unless in duelling class.
Duelling classes will be held in the Great Hall on Saturdays.
Hogsmade trips are once a month, except for Rebel Whispers who may go when they wish (whether you like it or not.).
Anyone out of bed after curfew (ten o'clock) will have to face a night in the Forbidden Forest.
Watch out for where you walk.
No insults are to come to Lily or James Potter.
Sirius Black is INNOCENT!!! Do not say otherwise.
Peter Pettigrew is a worthless rat that should be feed to a Hippogriff! Do not say otherwise.
Voldemort IS BACK!!! Do not say otherwise.
Death Eater's are stupid idiots who can't sing and look very funny in pink robes. Do not say otherwise.
Voldemort is a stupid, annoying snake guy who has a funny nose, get over it. Do not say otherwise.
Teachers are to be respected, even Snape, unless of course if he is being an ass, then you can feel free to hex him as you please.
If Snape is being an ass call him Snivellus.
Snape can only punish Slytherin's.
Since Dolorous Umbridge is not a teacher but a 'High Inquisitor' she does not have to be respected as she is a -----!
Do not go near the Greenhouse without written permission or when in class.
Do not harm in any way a students pet or familiar.
House Elves must be treated with respect and kindness.
Remus Lupin was the best DADA teacher EVER!!! He should be hired again. In fact he was the best teacher all together.
Minerva McGonagall is the next best teacher ever.
Not all Werewolves are bad, do not insult them.
Do not insult 'half-breeds'.
The phrase 'Bite Me' is now owned by Rebel Whispers, it is illegal for anyone else to say.
Again, be careful which door you walk through.
Keep all Valuables locked away at all times.
Any Slytherin with a wand out in hallways is to be hexed no matter the cause.
Any Slytherin who pisses Harry Potter off is to be hexed.
Do not say Ron Weasley is scared of spiders.
Luscious Malfoy needs a haircut!!!
Don't start complaining Malfoy.
Malfoy is now the AMAZING BOUNCING FERRET!!
Go to the seventh floor to get your own Skiving Snack Boxes from the 'Weasley's Wizard Wheezes'
Do not piss off Harry Potter or Izzie Marvelo if you know what is good for you.
The Marauder's RULE!!! Do not say otherwise.
Dolorous Umbridge cannot ban anyone from anything.
All 'High Inquisitor' rules are to be ignored as they SUCK.
All pranksters and mischief-makers are to report to the Weasley Twins, Gred and Feorge.
Draco Malfoy should keep an eye on his stuffed teddy bear or it might be hung by its ears on the top of the astronomy tower.
People with unusually long canine teeth are not always Vampires. Do not tease them.
The above are now laws of the Rebel Whispers Code; if any person or thing does not comply you will be met with punishments that automatically take effect. The punishment will not wear off until it is fulfilled or a member of the Rebel Whispers has undone the curse. These laws abide to everyone, including teachers.
Punishments:
Spending up to a week in the Forbidden Forest.
Having to wear a temporarily permanent sign saying please hex or curse me if I speak.
Having all owned things removed for up to a week.
Constant pranks for a week.
Beaten and banned from all activities.
Members:
Emerald.
Lightning.
Redlink.
Linkrouge.
Redtooth.
Ginger.
Bushtail.
Duskpaw.
In other words,
Weasley's
Harry Potter.
Izzie Marvelo.
Aidan Reave.
Hermione Granger.
And that's all we have to say. So enjoy the rest of your lives at Hogwarts!