Terebitaranto: TV talent

Chapter 1: Shigure' s act!

Midori-sensei-sama Congrats you're up first! I love your other ideas too but I will add them as later chapters to give other readers a chance!

-Shigure comes in dressed in one of Aaya's Pink magician's outfits (yes it's just how you imagine it). There is absolutely NO applause-

Shigure: please I know I'm simply great looking. But there's no need for all that applause

-Crickets chirp in the silence-

Shigure: Anyway… I'd like to welcome my beautiful assistant Aaya!

-Aaya prances on, wearing a rather revealing red tube dress-

Aaya: Shigure I'm honoured to be assisting such a great performer as you!

Shigure: Oh stop it!

-Aaya giggles like a teenage girl-

Shigure: for my first act I will be performing a trick with… (Dun dun dun) … SCISSORS!

-Shigure produces scissors out of nowhere-

Aaya: My physic powers determine that our VOLUNTEER from the audience will be… TORI-SAN! EEP!

Tori: There is absolutely…

Shigure: It's either you let us chop you up or we could us miss Honda's CLOTHING!

-Aaya brings in handcuffed Tohru. She has tape over her mouth.-

Tori: You make me sick… But ok…

Aaya (tear drop in eye): Tori it feels so good for the three of us to be together again.

Tori (muttering): That's what you think….

-Aaya leads Hatori over to a table, pushes him onto it and uses duck tape to tie him to it-

Tori: GAH! WHAT THE…

Shigure: It'll all be over in a few seconds Tori-san MUAHAHAHAHA!

-Shigure smiles evilly and starts trying to chop of Tori's arm-

Tori: OMG! Stop it you BASTARDS!

Aaya: Now, now there are children reading Tori-san!

Tori: I don't give a pss! Untie me now you ss hles!

-Shigure laughs but accidentally slips and cuts the duck tape; Thus freeing a seriously ped off Tori-

Tori: I'm going to MURDER you for this!

Aaya: RUN MY LOVE

-Aaya grabs Shigure and runs away with him; Tori follows them, fuming with anger-

Tohru (still tied up with duck tape over her mouth)-MMM! MMM!

-Tohru tries to break free but ends up falling off the stage-

A/N so what do you think? Sorry it's a bit short! But I've only had two people send in there ideas! COME ON! You can do better than that!

Go on that purple button is just calling your name!

Madmonster24

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