Terebitaranto: TV talent

Chapter 2 (after the intro): Haru's act!

Welcome back to TV "talent" (if you could call what we just read, talent) I still only have 2 damned reviews! If you don't review I will set Akito on you! Enjoy…

Thanks for the idea MysticSorceror!

Haru: Yo dudes! Wassup? This is my act!

-Rin wanders on randomly-

Rin: Haru, what the hell are you doing?

Haru: Hey Yuki...I mean...Um...Rin!

Rin: Did you just call me Yuki? AGAIN!

-Haru grabs Rin and makes out with her on stage-

Rin: MMM! Mmm...Mmmm…

-Haru and Rin break apart-

Haru: You happy now, Yuki!? I mean Rin! Yeah that's right I said Rin!

Rin: No you didn't you called me Yuki!

Haru (scratching back of his head guiltily): About that…

Rin: Don't be like that with me!

-Rin tries to slap Haru, but he just grabs her hand and starts making out with her AGAIN-

Haru (between kisses): you're hot when you're angry!

Rin (angry but still kissing him): Get lost Haru!

-Haru breaks apart from her again-

Haru: I love you Rin, dude!

Rin (angry again): Did you just call me DUDE!?

Haru: Noooo… I called you...um… Jude! Ye that's right...

J-U-D-E... Jude!

Rin: Who the hell is Jude!?

Haru: Good question!

Rin: Haru, why do you do this to me!?

-Akito randomly yells from offstage-

Akito: Because he doesn't love you! He loves ME!

Haru and Rin: Get lost Akito!

Akito: whatever…

-Akito walks off to find somewhere she can eat fast food-

Haru: I'm sorry Rin I'm just having a bad day!

Last night was pretty tiring though…

-Haru raises his eyebrows at Rin-

Rin: I can't even remember last night… was I drunk!? YOU MAKE ME SICK HARU!!

-Haru grabs her and they make out again-

Rin and Haru: mmmm…

-Yuki randomly wanders onto stage. He doesn't notice Haru and Rin-

Yuki: Does anyone know where I'm supposed to be right now?

-Haru sees Yuki, Drops Rin on floor and Glomps Yuki right off the side of the stage-

-Rin is left sitting in the middle of the stage, arms folded, extremely angry-

Rin: I'll get him back later. Right now I could really use some sleep… YAWN…

-She randomly nods off in the middle of the stage-

A/N- WHOOT! Second chap! Poor Rin-Chan… Anyway is it just me or did I use randomly quite a lot this chap. Never mind! I NEED more ideas, like I said if you don't press THAT purple button right now. I'll set Akito AND Kagura on you!

Go on press it! You know you want to!

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