Terebitaranto: TV talent
Chapter 4: Kyo and Yuki's act (bound to be a disaster)
Oh no…
-Head in hands-
May the terrible performance we are about to see…
Have mercy on our souls!
-Kyo and Yuki come on to stage from opposite sides-
Kyo: What up… Plum head?
Yuki: At least my hair doesn't make me look like a tangerine! ((LMAO, inside joke))
Kyo: Yeah well your head is a grape, dammit!
Yuki: exactly how is my head a grape?
-Kyo prances around stage like a girl-
Kyo: Look at me, I'm Yun yun-Chan and I have a head like a grape. Because it's purple and full of mush!
-Kyo stops prancing around and retreats to back of stage-
Yuki: Whatever… Hey Kyo, you see that speck of dust? That's your brain…
Kyo
(agitated): What speck of dust!?
Yuki: exactly!
-Ayaa, who is in the audience, stands up and yells, "So beautiful, my brother is a TRUE poet!" –
Yuki and Kyo: stay out of this Ayame!
Ayame: Kyonkichi, I truly apologise, I didn't know it was your "time of the month"!
Kyo: SHUT THE HELL UP!
-Yuki is laughing his head off at annoyed Kyo-
-Kyo punches Yuki-
Kyo (in between punches): quit trying to embarrass me in front of Tohru!
Yuki (in between punches): I don't even have to TRY!
-Yuki kicks Kyo so hard he flies into audience, thus killing Ayame and causing half the TV studio to fall down!-
Yuki: Oh my god… They both turned out to be useful for something.
-Tohru wanders onto stage-
Tohru: What's happening here Yuki Chan!?
Yuki: Nothing, Miss Honda, Would you like a cup of green tea?
Tohru: Um...ok...
-Tohru and Yuki link arms and walk off stage-
Kyo (underneath wreckage): God dammit… TOHRUUUUUU!
A/N- ok so it's a little bit short. But I'm quite pleased with this. (DUN DUN DUN! Self esteem overload!)! Anyway this Idea came from Midori-sensei-sama! TYVM nee-Chan!
But,
I'm sick of writing the same names. Give me some of YOUR ideas and
YOUR name will be on my fan fics!
Go on the purple button needs YOU!
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