Hello, Marco here! Ready to tell you what happened last time you read this!

Star and I went to the waterfall to meet with Oskar, who was the Mermaid Ex Aqua. However, he used his keytar playing to seduce Star, make her strip and go swim towards him. When they submerged, I managed to quickly react and go into the water, saving Star before she became pregnant with Oskar's freaks of nature. Jaackie then arrived, threw Oskar away, we followed a pixie that lead us to a post-wedding ceremony with Alfonzo and the Pixie Empress, and we decided to call it a day.

So, in short, nothing out of the ordinary happened.

We still don't know what happened to Janna and Hope, but I get the feeling that...what is this I'm feeling in my crotch? And why is it so warm?

...Doh! I uttered that out loud, didn't I?!

Episode 3: Graffiti Hunt

Marco slowly woke up to the sounds of something being sucked, which sounded too close for the boy's comfort. When he opened his eyes, he saw Star...well, let's say she was "cleaning his johnson", much to Marco's shock.

"Star?!"

Hearing him call her name, Star stopped, looked up to see Marco giving her a shocked look, and she waved hello before resuming her sucking.

"Star, stop this!" Marco chided as he tried to get the girl's mouth out of his member, with very little success. "Who knows how mom and dad will react when they see you-"

Marco heard a pair of coughs, slowly turned around and grimaced upon spotting his parents standing and watching the scene with smiles and a pair of cameras in hand.

"Hi mom! Hi dad! Uh, this isn't what it looks like!" Marco stated as Star continued sucking. "Star's just helping cleaning...and she decided to start with my...and she's cleaning it with her mouth...and you're not fooled, are you?"

"Not in the slightest." Mrs. Diaz stated.

"Darn it!" Marco exclaimed. "Look, I didn't tell Star to do this, I don't even know why she's doing this!"

Star stopped, removed Marco's johnson from her member and answered, "I'm doing this because the graffiti told me to."

"Graffiti? What graffiti?" Marco asked.

Star tilted her head to her right, and Marco turned to see "SUCK MARCO'S LITTLE MARCO" written in orange letters. "So just because some stranger's graffiti tells you to suck my...thing, you're going to obey without question?" Marco recapped in disbelief.

"Hey, I can't argue with a weird human practice." Star answered. "Besides, the status of your "partner" indicates you're liking it. Do you really want me to stop?"

"Well, usually the response would be not rea-" before he could finish, Star resumed sucking his partner, and the girl gave Marco a peace sign as she did. "Okay, Star, I'll let you finish, but when you're finished with that, we're going to go find whoever made that graffiti and kick his butt!"

Meanwhile, outside the house, a shadowy figure sitting on a broom flew down and got off, took a look at the house and smiled before walking to the door.

(Brittney, Janna and Hope)

The girls slept peacefully in the cabin, surrounded by the muscular Justin and his speedo pals. However, the instant Brittney's nose caught a foul smell, she woke up and looked around to see a horrifying sight, right before waking up Janna and Hope, who also looked at the sight.

This sight was the horribly charred corpses of Justin and the rest of the team. Not only that, the cabin's roof looked like it had been ripped off. "What happened here?" Hope asked.

"Someone killed the men and allowed us to live, that's what happened." Brittney answered as she checked the corpses.

"I can't fap to this!" Janna exclaimed in horror, earning "are you serious?" looks from Brittney and Hope. "What? It's true."

Then, they heard monkey-like giggling, so they looked around before looking up and spotting Chantelle, with monkey ears and a peculiarly wide grin. "Chantelle?" Brittney exclaimed. "You're the one who did this, aren't you?!"

Chantelle glared and fled while laughing like a hyena. The trio left the cabin and went after the monkey girl, though Brittney suddenly stopped and looked around as he nose caught a smell. It took a moment for Janna and Hope to notice, so they turned to the wolf girl and gave her raised eyebrows.

"Why did you stop, Brittney?" Janna asked. "Chantelle's going to escape if you-"

"I can kill her later." Brittney answered as she looked up and started to smell the air. "My nose's catching a strange smell...a fishy one."

"Do you think it might be Jackie?" Hope inquired.

"Probably."

Brittney smelled some more and, with her eyes turning into wolf eyes, she got on all four and started to run to the scent. "Follow me!" She exclaimed as Janna and Hope obeyed.

(Meanwhile, at the Diaz Household)

The shadowy figure opened the door and went inside, immediately spotting Marco and Star's..."intimacy" on the couch. Upon seeing that, Marco turned to the figure, who revealed herself to be Sabrina. "Am I...interrupting something?"

"Yeah, look, It's a long story." Marco replied as Star continued sucking. "How about you wait upstairs, in a place where you don't hear the rest of this."

"Okay, sure, I'll do that." Sabrina replied.

The redhead quickly ran upstairs and went to Marco's room, closing the door just to be sure. Once she was there, she heard a monkey giggling, so she went to the window and looked outside to see Chantelle standing at the top of a tree, flashing a wide, smug grin while holding a wandin her tail. "Chantelle, what are you doing here?"

"Well, I wanted to spy on Marco and Star's intimate get together, but it seems you beat me to it." Chantelle answered with a giggle. "So tell me, is Star on all four or is she still sucking Marco?"

"Why would I want to tell you that?" and then Sabrina came to a possible conclusion. "Chantelle, are you the reason they're doing...that?!"

Chantelle laughed louder than before and turned around, shaking her butt and giving Sabrina a smug grin before jumping away. Sabrina frowned and whistled, which summoned her broom to her hand as Marco opened the door and went inside, with a smiling Star following him. "Okay, we're done." "Did anything interesting happen?"

"Yeah, I think you'll want to speak with Chantelle for this." Sabrina answered as she got on her broom, which elevated as she turned to the duo and added, "Get on the broom."

Marco did as told and got on the broom, but Star remained behind and told Marco, "Go ahead, I'll catch up to you in a moment." with a smile.

Marco turned to Sabrina, who shrugged with similar confusion. Sabrina flew her broom out of the house and Marco waved goodbye as Star watched them leave. Once they had left, Star frowned confidently and shouted "Ex Morphus!", covering her whole body in white light.

(Back with Janna, Hope and Brittney)

Brittney continued to run on all four while Janna, currently carrying, tried to keep up with her. "I can't believe you got exhausted halfway through the woods!"

"It's not my fault! Brittney runs too fast for me!" Hope replied.

"She either runs too fast or you're too fragile" Janna muttered.

Without warning, Brittney howled and ran throgh some bushes, so Janna immediately followed the cheerleader. Once she went through the bushes, what they saw was a huge body of water and a waterfall, with no solid ground beyong the shore they were on. Brittney then acted like a pointer and pointed at a figure at the waterfall, who got out of it to reveal herself as Jackie.

Jackie smiled upon seeing the girls, right before raising an arm and somehow summoning a few rocks to act as platforms. Janna and Brittney immediately hopped on them, and the shore was immediately submeged into the ground the instant they set foot on the rocks.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the lovebirds and a bipedal furry." Jackie mockingly uttered, angering Brittney and confusing Janna and Hope. "What do you want?"

"Look, Thomas, we want answers, and you're going to to give them to us!" Brittney snarled. "Where is the Moo-ni princess and her boyfriend, and how do we defeat them?"

"Now, now, those ain't some beans I'm willing to spill." Jackie replied. "If you're in such need for information, perhaps we could make a deal?"

Brittney growled and turned to Janna, who looked down as she tried to think the best course of action. She turned to Brittney, turned back and shook her head. Then she turned to Hope, who could only shrug with a sheepish smile.

Then, she turned back to Jackie, who gave her a rather smug smile. "What kind of deal?"

"A simple deal, really." Jackie answered as she summoned a blackboard from the water. In the blackboard, what Jackie says next is drawn in it. "Let's have a brawl, you three against me. If I win, I take all your wands and you leave me alone. But if you win, which is unlikely, I'll tell you what I know."

"I would accept, but Hope's too tired from following Brittney." Janna replied.

Jackie submerged the blackboard and summoned a pair of tentacles, which grabbed Hope and took her to a nearby rock platform. "In that case she can stay behind." Jackie spoke, catching the duo's attention. "So, you and Brittney will fight me instead. And in addition, you'll have to fight me in your Ex Morphus forms. Do you accept the deal?"

Janna eyed the sighing Hope as the water arms shrunk and one calmed her down while the other morphed into a pillow. So once Hope turned to Janna and waved hello, Janna turned back to Jackie and stated, "Fine then, we'll play by your rules, Jackie."

Jann and Brittney shouted "Ex Morphus!" in unison, covering their bodies in white light as Hope watched in awe and Jackie smiled.

Brittney sprouted ears from her hair, her wolf tail returned and her fingersnails turned into claws. Her teeth also turned sharper and her pupils became wolf-like.

Janna also sprouted ears, which got a white area around the tip as her hands turned black and her fingernails turned into small claws. She then sprouted a puffy tail with light and black rings, and a part around her face turned black in the form of a bandit mask.

"Wow, so this is my ex whatever form?" Janna uttered. "Amazing! I mean, I would've preferred a wolverine, but this is still amazing!"

Brittney threw a rock at the girl, who turned to the cheerleader and then to Jackie, reminding her of what she was supposed to do. Janna and Brittney got ready to attack and Brittney arrogantly stated, "Ready to be defeated, Thomas?"

"Oh, I'm ready alright."

A pair of tentacles surfaced behind the girls, which was seen by Hope. However, before the girl could say anything, a pair of tentacles surfaced, one to cover her mouth and the other to restrain her. "The question is, are you ready?"

Hope bit the tentacle, quickly screamed "Girls, look out!", and Jann and Brittney turned around and jumped to another platform before they were crushed by the tentacles. "Is that the best you can do, Jackie?" Janna smugly taunted.

Jackie simply grinned and lifted her hands, summoning dozens of hundreds of tentacles all around the body of water as the girls watched in shock.

"You just had to ask, didn't you?" Brittney uttered.

Janna and Brittney started dodging the tentacles as hope tried to free herself. For the most part, they did so without trouble, up until a tentacle surfaced behind Janna and slapped her, sending her flying to another tentacle, who slapped her back.

With Brittney, the girl bared her claw and slashed to pieces the tentacles attacking her, much to Jackie's disapproval. "I thought we were supposed to fight you, Thomas, not your disgusting tentacles!" Brittney complained.

Hearing the cheerleader's words, Jackie lowered her arms and the tentacles went back into the water...most of them anyway, since the one's restraining Hope remained in place. Then, just as Janna screamed and hit the platform back, Brittney turned around to see Jackie calmly walking to her. However, without warning, Brittney leapt forward and screamed as Jackie stopped, put her hands behind her back and smiled.

Brittney swung her claws as viciously and fast as possible, but Jackie smoothly and almost effortlessly dodged them before kicking Brittney's stomach. As the girl groaned in pain and clutched her belly, she could only look up to Jackie before being sent flying near Hope, with a pair of tentacles surfacing and restraining her as well.

After that, Janna managed to get up and look around to see herself and Jackie as the only ones left in the brawl. "Only one brawler remains." Jackie remarked as she stretched a bit. "Try to be entertaining, okay, Janna?"

The girl frowned and got ready to attack in response. And after a few seconds, she jumped and immediately fell toward Jackie, forming her hand into a punch and getting ready to hit the girl...only for Jackie to be completely unfazed by the punch, and punching Janna hard enough to send her to Hope and Brittney in response.

With the girls now unable to fight anymore, or in the case of Hope, unable to fight back, Jackie slid quickly to the trio, gave them a smile...and slowly clapped before clapping with slight joy.

"You managed to entertain me, congratulations." Jackie complimented. "As a reward, I'll tell you what I know about Marco and Star."

"Wait, didn't you say that if you won, you would take our wands?" Hope asked.

Jackie chuckled and grabbed Hope's chin. "Silly little Hope, believing everything everybody says. I was lying."

"What? But why?" Hope inquired.

"Because if I had told you I would give you the information from the very beginning, you would have surrendered without a fight." Jackie answered before releasing the girl's chin.

"Oh come on, Jackie, you know we three would never try such a tactic!" Brittney stated.

"I would!"

"You know Brittney and I would never try such a tactic!" Janna added.

Jackie simply smiled, leaned closer to Janna's ears and made the tentacles drag Brittney and Hope closer before whispering, "This is what I know..."

(Back with Sabrina and Marco)

Sabrina flew above the woods as Marco looked around, hoping to find Chantelle. They immediately found her when they heard a monkey laughing like crazy, which was followed by Chantelle jumping up a tree and slapping the teenagers.

"There she is!" Sabrina obliviously stated.

Sabrina sped up and chased the monkey girl as she jumped from tree to tree, right before turning around and resuming going from tree to tree as she asked, "How was Butterfly's mouth, Diaz?"

"You'll pay for making Star suck my thing!" Marco snarled.

Chantelle just giggled and turned back to the track, only to see the next tree suddenly grow to giant proportions. She was unable to stop in time, and hit the trunk as a winged shadowy figure went to the teenagers. When they met the figure, it revealed himself to be Alfonzo, who now had pixie-like wings and a green scepter-like wand in his left hand. "Hi guys!"

"Alfonzo?" Marco and Sabrina asked in unison.

"I thought you were busy with the pixie ceremony!"

"It's finished, and now, I'm the Pixie Emperor, or the Pixie Ex Throne, if you wanna be specific." Alfonzo answered before he looked down and saw Chantelle groaning in pain. "So, why are you chasing Chantelle?"

Sabrina flew closer to Alfonzo, Marco whispered the story to him and, utterly shocked, Alfonzo aimed his wand at the girl and charged it as he said, "That daughter of a gorilla!"

When he had charged enough energy, Alfonzo shot blasts of energy at Chantelle, who quickly reacted and dodged the blasts. She quickly climbed up to a tree and dodged the blasts-which got backed by Sabrina's wand-as she charged her own wand. By the time she finished, Alfonzo and Sabrina shot energy blasts in unison, which fused into a bigger and faster blast that almost hit Chantelle.

However, the girl jumped, grabbed her wand and shot a beam at the trio, who flinched and quickly dodged it...only for a shadowy figure to come out of nowhere and absorb it into her wand, which glew with a blue color as the team went to the figure and saw it was Star, only with six arms and butterfly wings.

"Star?! Is...is that you?" Marco asked in disbelief.

"Sorry for taking so long, I...actually, I don't recall why I took so long getting here." Star answered before turning to Chantelle and aiming her wand at her. "Hey, take your beam back!"

Chantelle just laughed and jumped away...only to for Star to teleport right in front of her and unleashing her beam right at her face, somehow sending her to the ground. Once there, the team and Star flew down and gave the monkey girl an angry glare as she got up and catched her breath. "Haha, that blast was more powerful than I expected."

"Chantelle, say you're sorry for doing what you did, and we'll let you go...maybe." Marco warned.

"Yeah, right, I ain't apologizing for something that went as I wanted it to go." Chantelle smugly replied. "Besides, what'll happen if I don't?"

Then, without warning, Chantelle was sliced in half, and the girl could only think, "Huh, so this happened.", before falling to the floor dead. As the team watched in shock, the girl's lower body simply tumbled down, and a familiar girl walked to the girl's lower half and grabbed the wand. This girl was Brittney, whose hands were dirty with Chantelle's blood.

"Thanks for distracting Chantelle, I was starting to wonder if she was going to be a problem." Brittney complimented as Star clenched her teeth. "Unfortunately..."

Janna, with her claws bared and with a smug, enthusiastic smile, and Hope, who smiled sheepishly while waving hello nervously, arrived from nowhere during Brittney's pause, making the team get ready to counterattack.

"You'll be joining her soon."