This is a mysterious voice from another dimension. Trust me when I say I'll tell you the truth of what happened last chapter.

The Star girl sucked on the Marco boy's little boy thanks to some graffiti. Then, the Brittney, Janna and Hope girls-by the way, what kind of name is Hope?-find out their male harem turned into a barbecue, somehow thanks to Chantelle girl, who was an obnoxious monkey with a shit-eating grin-A.K.A., an average monkey. She escaped, and the trio went to somewhere else.

Then, this Sabrina girl interrupted the scene, found the Chantelle girl and joined forces with the Star and Marco couple to hit her.

And back with the girl trio, they meet this kinda-surfer girl that doesn't speak like one, fight her, and have their asses ultimately handed by her. But then she reveals she will tell them what they want anyway. Wtf.

Anyway, back with the chase, Marco and Sabrina find Chantelle and are joined by the Pixie Emperor Alfonzo, or as I like to call it, the too-big-to-be-really-considered-pixie-emperor Alfonzo. Then, when it seems they'll fail, Star arrives with six arms and butterfly wings. I'll let you figure out that one.

Then Chantelle is killed by Brittney, and about time if you ask me, and everything finished just before another brawl broke out. Now we'll see what happened next, so get your popcorn ready so I can steal it-I mean, uh, so you can have something to enjoy the show.

Episode 4: Brawl in the Woods

(At the cabin)

Justin, somehow still alive, woke up and looked around to see his fellow speedo partners still burning and still dead. Then, an intense light shined in the cabin, and the teenager turned around to see a heavily armed and mysterious figure giving him a stare of unidentifiable emotion.

"Are you...an angel?"

"Not exactly." the figure answered as he reached for the boy.

(Back where we left off)

The teams continued to exchange angry glares, right before Marco decided to break the silence. "Brittney Wong, why did I have the feeling we would be meeting you sooner or later?"

"Well, quite clearly, you just can't get enough of my irresistible body, Marco Diaz." Brittney arrogantly answered, earning laughs from the team in response. "That being said, even through I stated you were going to join Chantelle, I might be merciful and let you talk your way out of this one."

Star thought about it, turned to her partners-who all nodded no-and she replied, "What are your terms?"

"Give us your wands, and we won't kill you messily." Hope replied. "No bloodshed whatsoever."

"Well, that seems fa-"

"Would you rather drown or be burned alive?" Janna asked.

"Huh? But Hope just said-" Sabrina complained.

"I assure you, both methods are quite clean." Brittney responded, right before spotting something shining in Marco's pocket. "Hey, what's that wand you got there?"

Marco reached for his pocket and took out the wand Jackie gave him earlier. "This? Well this is Jackie's-" and then the wand "morphed" into a black one with what looked like a crescent moon for the tip. "Wait, what?"

"My wand!" Brittney exclaimed before baring her claws. "You took it!"

"What?! No, that's not what-"

Before Marco could finish, Brittney leapt straight for the boy and tried to slash him to bits with her claws, only for Marco to react quickly enough and kick away the girl, who got on all four and growled as Marco got up. "Look, this is just a misunderstanding!"

"I'm going to misunderstand your face!"

Brittney leapt again, but was stopped by Star, who caught her and threw her at Alfonzo, who caught the girl before giving Star an angry look. "Sorry! I'm still getting used to having six arms!" Star replied before she was struck by Janna.

Sabrina tried to fight, but Marco quickly grabbed her and threw her to Hope, who could only scream before being hit by the witch girl. The fight continued and Brittney slashed Alfonzo, who groaned in pain as he accidentally released her. He then whistled and hundreds of pixies came out of the skies, shouting what seemed like a battle cry as they attacked the wolf girl.

Janna, meanwhile, primarily fought Marco while sometimes changing with Star, who tried to hit her with her hands and some spells only for Janna to dodge them with relative ease. After a while, Janna grabbed Marco and threw him to the trees, knocking him out and enraging Star enough to lock themselves in combat.

So as Janna and Star fought and Brittney massacred, Hope and Sabrina...were having a tea party?

"I don't know why I never tried to make this before!" Sabrina exclaimed as she took a sip of her cup. "So, you were saying you three fought Jackie?"

"Well, Janna and Brittney did, I wasn't really able to help, being restrained by tentacles and all." Hope replied.

"And couldn't you have used your wand to help them?"

"No, those tentacles were too good at restraining me, besides, even if I hadn't been restrained, I just suddenly lost my wand as Janna and Brittney fought Jackie."

"Wow, and how badly did Janna and Brittney get their asses handed to them?"

"Really badly."

Back at the fight, Janna dodged Star's attacks and then embraced the girl in a hug, searching the girl's body as Star flinched and tried to free herself. Once she managed to push away the weirdo, Janna showed Star what she stole from her: her wand, which she then used to put chains on Star's arms, which she then followed by using her own wand to paralyze the girl.

Once Star hit the ground, She gave Janna a look of defiance as the girl walked closer and, nearby, Marco slowly recovered consciousness. Once he fully opened his eyes and he saw Janna put a foot over Star's stomach, he frowned and quickly got up before running towards the girl and punching her hard enough to send her flying to Brittney, and the duo were then caught and thrown again by Alfonzo, this time hitting Hope and crashing on the ground as Marco freed Star.

Just barely managing to gather enough strength to pull themselves back up, and seeing that the team weren't gonna give up anytime soon, Brittney, Janna and Hope decided they could only do one thing: retreat.

However, while Janna and Hope fled immediately, Brittney remained behind and warned, "We'll retreat for now, but make sure you remember this, Marco Diaz, we will get your wand, no matter the cost!"

She got hit by a newspaper shortly afterwards.

"Piss off already!"

Hissing like a cat, Brittney got on all four and instantly fled. So, with a whole day of madness come and gone, Star and Marco bid farewell to Sabrina and Alfonzo and walked back home. Once there, they went inside just as a shadowy figure came out of the bushes and walked straight to the house.

Knocking the door a few times, the figure whistled a little as she waited for someone to answer the door. And once the door was answered by Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, they saw the figure was Hope, with a worried look and holding a fruit basket.

"I take it you're friends with the bitch who blew my head off?" Mrs. Diaz questioned.

"well, friend is a bit harsh, considering her recent actions, including the one you just mentioned." Hope hastily answered. "Instead, let's say we're partners."

"Okay, you're partners." Mr. Diaz recapped. "So, what gave you the audacity to go to our house after your recent fight with our son?"

"I just wanted to see if I could make amends...somehow." Hope corrected.

The girl handed the couple her fruit basket, and they gave it a quick look before turning back to Hope.

"I'm not as mean or nasty as Janna, and while, I still hope you accept this fruit basket as a peace offering. Of course, you can simply ignore this offering regarding Janna, but for me, I hope you can understand that I'm just trying to survive this game, and I just had to partner up with a particularly nasty girl."

"I'll take that in mind, thanks." Mrs. Diaz answered.

With that said, the woman closed the door and Hope smiled in relief, right before hearing Janna calling her name and returning to the woods. Back inside, Star put her feet on the couch and relaxed as Marco read a book.

"So, which one sounds cooler: Butterfly Ex Cocoon, or Butterfly Ex Chrysalis?" Star asked.

"The latter one."

And then Mrs. Diaz went to the duo. "Star, Marco, Janna's little bitch partner brought you these." Mrs. Diaz stated as she put the fruit basket on the table. "Make sure to throw them out once you find out if they're fake or not. Apparently, she expected you to accept this as an offering of peace, as if you were that easy to impress-"

"WOOHOO! FRUIT BAG!" Star exclaimed before starting to feast on the fruit basket.

"Well, at least one of you isn't so easily impressed."

"Hey, Marco, let's forgive Hope!" Star suggested through a mouth full of food. "Someone can't be evil if they give you good food such as this!"

"I'm starting to wonder how you were able to live for this long with such strange ideas." Marco answered. "Star, while I want to forgive Hope, we don't exactly know if she's on our side or not. Let's talk about this first, okay?"

"Can I still eat the fruit she brought?"

"As long as you make sure to watch what you eat, then enjoy the feast, my lady."

Star squeed and begun devouring the rest of the fruit as Marco started talking, though what he was saying was mostly drowned by the sounds of Star excessive eating.

(Back with Brittney, Janna and Hope)

The trio walked through the woods, trying to find the cabin they slept in last time to see if they missed something. Once they found it, they saw that it was almost completely rebuilt, and the lights were on...somehow. The girls, rather surprised to see the cabin's condition, slowly walked to the cabin's entrance and, once they went inside, they couldn't believe what they were seeing.

Not only was the cabin perfectly fine, but there were two beds perfectly made and ready to be used for sleep, and in the middle there was a lamp which lit the whole cabin...somehow. Since they were too tired to question this, Brittney and Janna quickly went to the beds and got on them as Hope, still looking around, returned to reality too late and found herself without a bed.

"So, where am I supposed to sleep?" Hope nervously asked. "Do I share a bed with one of you or-"

"You don't get a bed for being a bad Hope!" Brittney stated.

As Hope flinched from the shock, Brittney threw her a newspaper, which made the girl block it before asking, "What? And what makes you think I've been bad?"

"You've been bad at everything!" Brittney retorted. "Bad at fighting, bad at reacting to danger, even bad at being bad!"

"I'm afraid she's got a point there, Hope, you've been-how do I say this?-useless, for as long as we've been partners." Janna uttered.

"Why are you on her side?"

"Hope, lying won't get us anywhere, so, just please find another thing to use for a bed and we'll talk with you tomorrow."

And with that said, Hope tried to hold back her tears as Janna reached for the lamp and said, "Goodnight." before turning it off. So, after thinking about what she was just told, Hope left the cabin and went close to the lake as the figure from before watched her from afar, disappearing shortly afterwards.