Hi guys! Over the summer break I won't be able to update. Sorry! And this goes for ALL stories. D: No internet access! But now...Hazel!
Warning:
Understand that jewels and other metal stuff will be popping up. They may hit you in the head, foot, arm, etc. purposely or accidentally. And you will have an annoyed Hazel, and possibly an angry Nico. You have been warned.
#1: Make her choose Frank...or Leo
"Hazel! Hazel! HHHHHHAAAAAAZZZZEEEEELLLL!"
"Huh? Oh, it's just you."
"Just me?"
"Uh, forget it. What's up?"
"I have a question for you."
"No, you can't control Mist."
"No, it's not that! It's something else!"
*sigh* "Fine. What's up?"
"Who do you chose?"
"Who do I choose?"
"Yeah! Frank or Leo?"
#2: If she chooses Frank, tell her she's saving money for pets.
"So?"
"...Frank."
"Oh. Did you know you're saving money for pets?"
#3: If she chooses Leo, tell her she's saving money on campfires.
"So?"
"...Leo"
"Oh! Did you know you're saving money on campfires?"
#4: If she walks away, dress up as a horse and say "Like me NOW!"
"Hey! Hazel!"
"WHAT?"
"Like me NOW!"
"Where on Earth did you get that costume?"
"Uh..."
#5: Ask her if she knows how to play the piano. If she says no, say "I thought you knew how to tickle them ivories!"
"Hazel, do you know how to play the piano?"
"No, but I'm sure one of the Apollo-"
"I thought you knew how to tickle them ivories!"
"What does that mean?"
"I haven't the slightest idea!"
#6: If she says yes, then say "You can't play them pearlies like I CAN!" Then go find a piano, and play it terribly, even if you do know how to play it!
"Hazel, do you know how to play the piano?"
"Well as a matter of fact, I do!"
"WELL, you can't play them pearlies like I can!"
"Wh- where did that piano come from?"
"My head! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Manar, stop playing! My ears hurt!"
"NEVER! THEM PEARLIES SOUND BEAUTORIOUS!"
#7: When she's reading, go *cough* Forever Alone *cough*
*cough* "Forever alone." *cough*
"Excuse me?"
"You're excused!"
#8: Whisper "Levessssssssque, Hazzzzzelllll Levessssssque..." over and over again.
"Hazzzzzellllll..."
"Hm?"
"Levessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssque..."
"Manar, seriously?"
#9: Whenever Leo walks by (make sure Hazel hears) say "Hey Sammy-oh wait, srry Leo!"
"Hey Sammy-oh wait, sorry Leo!"
#10: Ask her that if she really like horses, she should have a crush on Chiron. (If she keeps denying it, scream "No-nope NOPE!")
"Manar! Stop it!"
"No nope NOPE! I know you have one, I KNOW it! You really like horses! That's how I know it's true!"
"SERIOUSLY!?"
So that's it! REVIEW! And if you're going to use any of this, don't forget credit! I could use popularity...
And I forgot: I got the reasons from someone on Deviant art. Credit to that fan!
