Uh...hi?

*dodges laptop*

I'm so sorry for not updating! But...at least I updated? Heh,heh...err... hi? Anyways,someone requested Annabeth. Here ya go!


Warning:

You are dealing with a daughter of Athena. Good luck and be EXTREMELY cautious.


#1: Remind her of Luke.

"Hi Annabeth!"

"Manar! Are you here to ask me about jellyfish? Cause I'm-"

"No no no no no. Remember Luke?"

"..."

"I'll just be going..."


#2: Video-tape her reaction and post it on Godtube.

"Hey Manar, what're you watching?"

"Oh, just some chick crying her eyeballs out."

"Oh? That chick's...ME!?"

"Uh...that's show biz?"


#3: Tell her it got a million hits, most from Luke who's watching from the Underworld.

"But it did get millions of hits."

"Yeah, but-"

"And most of them were from Luke. I know these things."


#4: Make up an ancient artifact and make up it's history (she'll be pissed that she doesn't know it.)

"Annabeth, have you ever heard of the Cloud of...err...Philosophy?"

"No..."

"Well, it was created by the ancient winchas who used to burn immortal fire and the smoke was taken and kept in a room where they..."


#5: Tell her she wasn't smart enough to recognize Circe, which caused Percy to turn into a guinea pig.

"I can't believe it..."

"What?"

"So obvious..."

"What? What is it? TELL ME!"

"It's quite obvious. But you weren't smart enough..."

"WHAT!? Smart enough to do what?!"

"To recognize Circe. You made Percy turn into a guinea pig. All because you weren't smart enough."

"One minute to run. Go."


#6: E-mail her an inappropriate thing, and when she opens it up say "Bad Annabeth, isn't Percy enough?"

"Ugh, 424 un-read. Let's start with...what the hell?"

"Tsk tsk. Bad Annabeth, isn't Percy enough?"

"Manar, did you send this?"

"Uh..."


#7: Ask her if she has a bellybutton

"Hey Annabeth, do you have a bellybutton?"

"What?"

"I said do you have a bellybutton."


#8: If she says yes, tell her "I want proof."

"So?"

"Of course. Why-"

"I want proof. Now."


#9: If she ignores you, poke her and keep asking the question.

*poke* "Do you have a bellybutton?" *poke* "Do ya?"

"Leave me alone."

*an extra hard poke* "DO YA?"

"GO AWAY!"


#10: When Annabeth's sleeping, put shaving cream on the parts of her pillow her head's not on. When she turns, run.

"WHO IN THE NAME OF TARTARUS WOULD...MANAR!"


So that's it! I hope you enjoyed (and forgive me) and stuff. I have nothing prepared for you guys, so another chapter will come sometime between now and the end of time. Thank you. Don't forget to review and request another victim!