I'm SO sorry I haven't been updating, but I...uh...I've got no excuse. Since your requests are getting out of hands (not really, but I'm still doing this) I'm doing MOST REQUESTED. Six people wanted Percy, so here's PERSSASY MCJACKSON! (And no, that's NOT one way to annoy him. Sorry.)
Warning:
This is Percy Jackson. Uh...do I really have to say more?
#1. Call him seaweed, when he asks why, just tell him, " 'Cause you have no brain."
"Hi Seaweed!"
"Um...why'd do call me seaweed? Cause-"
"Oh, that's simple. You don't have a brain. No point in refrencing something you don't have, am I right Seaweed? Uh...you know you shouldn't be playing with swords..."
#2. Call him Perry Johanson, Perky Johnson, or P.J
"Hi Perry Johanson!"
"My name's not Perry Johanson."
"Oh, sorry Perky Johnson."
"That's not my name either."
"Whatever floats your boat P.J"
"You know what my name is? It's U. ."
"Really? Mine is Gotta G.O!"
#3. Remind him of how Poseidon and Sally made him... (He won't be able to look at them EVER AGAIN!)
"Hey Perce, I need to teach you something, since you've got no brain. It's important, if you want your relationship with Annabeth to work..."
"What?"
"It's where babies come from."
"Oh...doesn't it come from the head, or...?"
"No. First, the guy-"
"-and that's what Sally and Poseidon did to have you."
"MY MIND HAS BEEN CORRUPTED. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE."
#4. Hum the song... (Don't go near the water!-Beach Boys) when he's around.
"Don't go near the water..."
"Huh?"
"Don't you think it's sad..."
"What?"
"What's happened to the water..."
"Um...should I know what you're talking about?"
"Our water's going bad..."
"Oh, I get it. Haha, NOT FUNNY."
#5. Tell him Luke was technically his GRANDPA!
"Hey Percy, did you know Luke's technically your GRANDPA?! Haha, oh the irony."
"If he's my Grandpa, then he's YOURS as well."
"...Touche."
#6. Ask him if he can breathe while underwater in a bubble bath.
"Percy, can you breathe underwater..."
"Yeah."
"...in a BUBBLEBATH!?"
"Yeah...uh I mean no...I mean what?"
#7. Say "Can I borrow your pen for a sec?" at school, if he doesn't give it to you, take it anyway, and when it turns into a sword, yell "HE'S GOT A
WEAPON!"
"Hey, can I borrow your pen for a sec?"
"No."
*takes pen anyways and uncaps it*
"HE'S GOT A WEAPON! FLY FOOLS!"
#8. If the mortals can't see through the mist, say "Just Kidding." (Make sure you do this in all your classes with him!)
"...eheh. Just kidding."
#9. Remind him about Iris-Messaging Reyna while she was taking a bath.
"Hey, remember when you IMed Reyna while she was taking a bath?"
"Oh my gods...don't bring that up please..."
#10. When he blushes, say, "YOUR BLUSHING! I TELLING ANNABETH!" and make him beg for mercy.
"YOU'RE BLUSHING! I'm telling Annabeth!"
"OhmygodsManarpleasedon'tifyoudoshe'llkillusallpleasedon'tManarPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE-"
"Well...you COULD beg for mercy..."
"Mercymercymercyjustdon'ttellherpleasepleasepleaseHAVEMERCYjustdon'ttellAnnabeth-"
"Tell me what?"
There's Percy! I hoped you enjoyed, and don't forget to leave a review on your way out! I think I might have a few mistakes, so if I do PLEASE tell me. I do enjoy number ten. Mwahahaha...
Anyways, here's the request chart!
Piper McLean: 2
Jason Grace: 2
Frank Zhang: 3
Nico di Angelo: 2
Clarisse la Rue: 1
Reyna A.R.A: 1
Chiron: 1
Drew Tanaka: 1
Lou Ellen: 1
Tyson: 1
Grover Underwood: 1
Thalia Grace: 1
It seems like next time I should do Frank, unless the numbers change. But for now, keep your hope at Frank Zhang. That's it, and I hope you have a great day!