Eight months!? Have I really been gone that long!? GOMENASAI! (I'm sorry! in Japanese)

I just got busy, and I had other things to do...and I had the play (I was Miss Hannigan in Annie) and I'M SORRY.

Anyway, I AM on a break, but I HAD to update for all you amazing people. :)

69 REVIEWS. 69 FREAKING REVIEWS. YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! :D :D :D

And I know I have to do Nico, or someone other than this person, but this was originally supposed to be Chapter 5. Not Percy. So...

NEW AND NOT REALLY IMPROVED CHAPTER EDITION! NOW INCLUDES TIPS TO HELP YOU SUCCEED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE!

Tips:

Always have a ready made lie or excuse. See #5 as an example.

Warning:

You are dealing with a daughter of Aphrodite with charmspeak powers. Not that strong, but still there. Maybe have wax in your ears, so you can block out her charmspeak and screeching noises. Also, careful not to let her have any blackmail material beforehand.

#1: Tell her that her clothes are terribly outdated, and is SO one week ago (a month is the limit, since she filters her clothes. Meaning she never has anything over a month old).

"Hey Drew!"

"Oh, it's just you. What?"

"You're clothes are HORRIBLY outdated! When did you get them, a week ago? Yawn."

"H-how DARE you!?"

"I dare. A LOT."

#2: Mistake her for 'Dumpster Queen'. If you don't want to be merciful, don't say sorry, as shown:

"Hey, Dumpster Queen! Oh wait, it's just Drew."

"You-!"

#3: Switch her mascara for a black Crayola marker. Ask Hazel to help you (since she has Mist.) Use the Mist to make it seem like she's putting on actual mascara.

"What do you MEAN my mascara's off!? I know I-AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

#4: Ask her why she isn't head Counselor.

"So Dumpster Queen, or Drew, whichever one you think suits you, why aren't you head Counselor? Did you miss the election or something?"

"I'll ruin your love life..."

"You mean the one that doesn't exist? I'm considering becoming a Hunter!"

#5: Ask her what brand of makeup she has, then tell her to remind you never to get the same brand EVER.

"Hey Drew, what makeup brand do you use?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"Uh, well...um...I'm just...er...writing...an...article? Yes! I'm writing an article for...ex head counselors? Yes, ex head counselors! I'm going to Jake next. I'm basing it off of...uh...preferences, so naturally I chose makeup for you."

"Oh. Okay then! I usually use Covergirl, and-"

"Awesome! Now, remind me never to get Covergirl, since the results can be...well, you should know. Considering you wear it..."*

#6: Ask her if she ships Jasper/Jiper (record answer.)

"Hey Drew, do you ship Jasper?"

"WHAT?

#7: Keep poking her if she ignores you.

"Well?" *pokes*

"Quit it slug!"

"Okay okay..."

...

*pokes*

"YOU LITTLE-!"

#8: If she says yes, then tell her you'll show the footage to Piper.

"WELL!?"

"Okay okay! Fine, I kind of do..."

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you. What was that?"

"I SAID I SHIP IT!"

"You want me to show it to Piper? Okay then!"

"What!?"

#9: If she says no, call her jealous.

"WELL!?"

"Obviously the ship should sink. Drason for the win!"

"Draco Malfoy and Jason? Uh..."

"No! I meant me!"

"Whatever you say, Little Miss Jealous..."

"EXCUSE ME!?"

"What?"

#10: After doing all the following steps, tell her that you did all of them just to teach her to be nice.

"Now, after all these lessons, do you feel like a saint?"

"What?"

*huffs* "I did this to teach you a lesson. Be nicer. Do you feel like a saint?"

"No..."

"I guess you still need lessons!"

"What!? No!"

Rushed? Yeah...

*I don't wear makeup, but Covergirl seems good. I wouldn't know, but don't stop using it because of me. It's one of the only brands I know... XD

IMPORTANT NOTE: Okay, NOW I'll let you vote for as many as you want. You can EITHER: a) do all of them or b) choose 3 ONLY

...

You're welcome.

Speaking of voting, here's the chart! :)

Piper McLean: 5

Jason Grace: 7

Frank Zhang: 8

Nico di Angelo: 16 (You guys REALLY want me to do Nico...hmm...and I DO have a plan for him...mwahahaha...)

Clarisse la Rue: 3

Reyna A.R.A: 2

Chiron: 3

Lou Ellen: 3

Tyson: 3

Grover Underwood: 2

Thalia Grace: 3

Will Solace: 3

Rick Riordan: 2

Nike (hmm...gods...): 2