I SWEAR I'M NOT DEAD, I WAS JUST IN A 5 MONTH COMA. T.T

Long time no see my fellow demigods! I am SO SORRY for not updating, but now I'm back! Ish...

But anyway! This story is now OFF hiatus! I will do my absolute BEST to try and update, I truly will! :) But honestly, I might die again, so be careful...

WHAT THE HADES, WE HAVE 100 REVIEWS. I honestly feel like crying right now. o.o Thank you all so much! You don't know how much this means to me, seriously. You guys are the BEST! Cookies for all! (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) I love you guys! :D :D :D

I BOTH LOVE/HATE HIGH SCHOOL. And we have Niner Day too... :'(

FOR SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN OTAKUS: I'm going to post a story soon, so it'd mean a lot if you check it out when it's posted! It's okay if you don't but really, my heart would appreciate it, since it's going to be my FIRST SnK fanfic. If you haven't started that anime DO IT CAUSE IT'S SO AMAZING ASFKKJGMSHFSHD DOOOOO IIIIIIIT (but don't get attached to ANY characters, no matter what.) Thanks for reading this small otaku section! :)

Anywho, enough stalling! I present to you... FRANK ZHANG!

Warning:

Honestly, do you all really need warnings? You're annoying DEMIGODS with POWERS. -_-* Oh well...at least it pays well. Anyway, you're going against a ROMAN. A PRAETOR. A SHAPESHIFTER. Seriously, I really don't need to say anything else...

Tips:

Be sure to do steps without Reyna finding out. No explanation, just do it...

#1: Call him Frankie

"Hi Frankie!"

"Don't call me that."

*grumbles* "What a party pooper...Frankie."

"Ugh...you're gonna annoy me like everyone else, aren't you."

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat, pfffffffffffff, nah. I'm too innocent."

*rolls eyes* "Right. Innocent."

#2: Ask him where he's from (watch how Manar does it)

"Hey Frankie, where're you from?"

"I'm from Canada...wait, aren't you from Canada?"

"Yes, but you can't be!"

"Uh...why?"

"Cause your..."

"I'm what?"

"You know..."

"I know what?"

"You're...you're...you're...you're NOT AWESOME ENOUGH!"

*vein pops*

"What? At least I didn't say Chinese!"

#3: Tell him to turn into a puppy

"Frankie! Can you turn into a puppy?"

"Well, considering my abilities, yes. Yes I can."

"Oh, you didn't understand. Turn into a puppy!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"FRANKIE, YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!"

"Stop calling me that!"

#4: Call him Chinese Baby Man

"So...no more Frankie?"

"Yes. Thank the Fates you've stopped calling me-"

"I ORDER YOU TO SHUT THE MOUTH OF THE CHINESE BABY MAN!"

"-names. Well, thank you Fates..."

"Chinese Baby Man...what a manly name."

#5: Get him to be late for a Praetor meeting (or whatever they have, since Manar has no idea what the meetings are called XD)

"Go away Manar, I'm going to be late-!"

"Wait! YOU STILL HAVE TO SEEM MY NEW SHADOW TRICK!"

"Fine, but make it VERY-"

*shadow travels to Tokyo*

"-quick! WHAT THE HADES MANAR."

"You yelled at me! I couldn't focus and I accidentally shadow-travelled which is your fault and I was thinking of one of my favourite animes and you messed me up and NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE."

"THIS ISN'T MY FAULT!"

"Whatever. Now...didn't you have a meeting, or conference, or whatever you Praetors do?"

"Mars Almighty, Reyna's going to KILL me! Quick, we have to get back-"

"-after sightseeing!"

"MANAR!"

1 hour later...

"Frank..."

*gulp*

#6: Force him to watch an extremely boring shadow puppet show

"I don't want to."

"Please?"

"I'm grounded because of you!"

"But...but...but...I'll tell Nico on you!"

"As if he'd listen to you after-"

"And Hazel!"

"...I really dislike you at this moment."

"And now I present...The Shadow Puppet!"

2 hours later...

"Die...die...die..."

"What the actual Pluto was that!?"

#7: Shadow travel him to Japan

"Manar...why are we in Japan!?"

"So you can take me to an anime store!"

"Didn't I already take you to Tokyo!?"

"Yeah, but didn't take me to an anime store!"

"But I don't know Japanese!"

"What!? You can't!?"

*sweat drops*

"I know Chinese."

"Oh...but take me to an anime store!"

"NO!"

#8: When Hazel and Frank are cuddling (or some other innocent act) yell behind them "JUST DO IT!"

*snuggles*

*creeps behind them*

"YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW!"

"AHHH! What the Pluto Manar!?"

"Shut up Frank and JUST...DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!"

*facepalm*

#9: Ask Frank what are those...

"Frank..."

"Oh gods, now what?"

"I just have one question for you..."

"Why do I have a bad feeling?"

*drops on her knees and points at Franks sandals*

"WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!?"

"Um...sandals."

"Well, they stink! Wash them for once!"

#10: Follow this procedure ↓

"Frank, are you better than Leo?"

"Obviously!"

"Why the Gods you lying? Why you always lying? Mmmm oh my gods. Stop dragon lying!"

"Dragon lying?"

"Oh I'm sorry. Would you like me to say f-"

"No thank you!"

"Tch. Thought so."

I AM SO SORRY FOR USING VINE MEMES SERIOUSLY I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MY MIND WENT COMPLETELY BLANK ON FRANK, I'M SO SORRY. T.T

Anyway, here's the chart!

Piper McLean: 8

Jason Grace: 15

Clarisse la Rue: 4

Reyna A.R.A: 7

Chiron: 3

Lou Ellen: 4

Tyson: 4

Grover Underwood: 2

Thalia Grace: 11

Will Solace: 5

Rick Riordan: 12

Nike: 3

Zeus: 1

Dead People (way to be blunt...): 1

Athena: 1

Hades: 1

Ares: 3

So next chapter will most likely be Jason Grace! Well, I hope you don't hate me for such a crappy chapter, but I hope you enjoyed!

Also, I don't mean to scare you, but I've already planned an ending. So if I ever need to put it up for adoption or if I lose interest in this, I have to write two chapters, and this fanfic would come to an end.

But seriously, there's only 9 chapters, so that's not gonna happen in a while...right? O.O

Until we meet again (if we ever),

Awesome as Annabeth