Authors Note: Eh. I don't feel like doing a disclaimer as I failed to do so in other chapters. But if I owned Naruto I wouldn't be writing fanfiction now would I?
They were in love; it was just a strange kind of love.
Counselling (Again)
"So Sakura, Hidan do you have any problems other than trying to kill each other?" The counsellor folder her hands in her lap and looked expectantly towards them.
"Problems like what…?" Sakura asked.
"Do you have any problems with sex, for example?" The counsellor replied.
"Oh no the sex is fantastic."
"Yeah her little moans are great I mean-" Hidan started but was cut off with a cough (courtesy of Sakura).
"Hidan, what the fuck?" Sakura looked disgustingly at Hidan.
"What, she asked!"
"She didn't ask about that much you pervert!"
"Well I didn't know that!"
"Well she doesn't know that you like rubbing your balls on wood, oops now she does!"
"What the fuck!"
"You started it you fucking prick!"
Hidan threw himself at Sakura, and knocked her over her chair choking her for good measure.
"Security!" The counsellor had had enough with these two.