Authors Note: It's been proven that I'm the greatest procrastinator. So… sorry about this year wait… I have no excuse.
They were in love; it was just a strange type of love
Dr. Tsunade
"Sakura I'm not sure how you got yourself in this situation." Tsunade stared at Sakura intently, wondering what the hell went wrong.
"Eh," Sakura shrugged, "He's kinda cute."
"Cute? Bitch, I'm smoking! Psh, as if this fine ass could be labelled 'cute'." Hidan stood up and smacked his own ass as if to emphasize his point.
"Shut up." Tsunade glared at Hidan, he was the reason why her pupil was fucked up.
"Fuck off bitch! You can't tell me to shut up!" Hidan glared at Tsunade, only Jashin can tell him to shut up.
"Don't speak to Shishou that way!" Sakura stood up and glared at Hidan before punching him.
Tsunade leaped from across her desk to join the fight.
Shizune narrowly dodged a shoe and continued drinking her tea. They never change.