Letters

by Banana2266

the smashers were accepted into ssb, ssbm, ssbb, and ssb4. But how is Master Hand supposed to tell them that? He sends them letters! Here are some of the letters that he sent to the smashers. I do not own ssb

4. Chapter 4

Dear "the Villager",

I hope it pleases you to learn that you have been accepted into this year's "Super Smash Bros. 4".

Surely you know what ssb is, but just in case if you don't, please allow me to explain. It is a place\organization and somewhat of an event where Nintendo characters, such as yourself, can meet with other Nintendo people from other worlds. You're strength will be continually tested by fighting battles against these characters. Don't worry, you shall immediately be healed once a battle has been won.

Smash Mansion will be your home during your stay here, but you would be able to return to your homeland whenever, although it's not as easy as it seems. I shall explain myself once you arrive. Also, you could ask the older smashers. I am almost certain by now that they would love to answer your questions. Well, be careful if you were to ask smashers like Ganondorf and Wolf... (Don't tell them I said that.)... (Don't you DARE tell them I said that.)...(EVER!)

Heh. If you want to make a lot of friends, then come here. We have countless smashers this year, especially compared to the first year of Ssb. I had to say it. Don't mind me.

If you have any questions, please ask when you arrive, or contact me before hand. My phone number is on the back of the letter. (I decided to try doing that. I got so many questions when the people first arrived during previous years, but not a single call! Then I realized I never told them how they were supposed to contact me.)

See you there!

(If you don't arrive...You don't want to know)

Master Hand

(PS) Yes, I am a giant, floating, talking hand. The rumours are true.