I am such a big softy. Another viewer came up with another idea I couldn't refuse. This will continue onto the next chapter.
Dear Vaati,
My Super Smash Bros. organization is looking for more smashers to participate. I hope it would please you to know that you have been accepted into this year's "Super Smash Bros. Brawl."
Ssb, as you might already know, is a place\organization and somewhat of an event where Nintendo characters, such as yourself, can meet with other Nintendo people from other worlds. You're strength will be continually tested by fighting battles against these characters. Don't worry, you shall immediately be healed once a battle has been won.
Smash Mansion is another thing. The older smashers, I am sure, would be glad to show you around, and answer any other questions you might have. One more thing. Here at the Smash Mansion, you would be able to make yourself at home. But, you would be able to return to your homeland whenever, although it's not as easy as it seems. I shall explain myself once you arrive.
I feel like saying this. You are no longer in danger of my idiot brother, Crazy Hand. (He was in charge instead of me last year... I regret that... So much.) Just reassuring you that you should be safe here... Maybe.
About that "maybe" I added at the end of that last sentence, I have some sensation that something is going to go wrong. Heh, this year could actually have a plot for a change. Just a warning.
If you have questions, then you may either contact me before hand, or ask me when you arrive.
Be here or else.
Master Hand
stay tuned for the next chapter! R&R plz!