Wierdness

Thank you 'Band geeks are hot' I like your idea. So here it is in my story style. Ladies, Gentlemen, and Lee and Guy, I present...

"Noooooo!" Kakashi cried over the loss of his books, which were burning. Lets rewind a bit...

The heat wave continues on. The Radio announcer said. In some places it is taking lives. In others it is making people delusional. And- Wait! I have just reaceived news that the land of sound has just voted in Paris Hiltin as thier leader. In other news- The announcer was cut off by Sakura turning her radio off.

"Hmmm. Making some people delusional huh? Thats an understatement." Because of the sudden increase in heat, Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi have gone insane.

"Don't worry Sakura!" Tenten comforted her. "I'm sure it wasn't that bad."

"Tenten, Sasuke made rivals with a vending machine, and Kakashi sensei attacked a docter because the docter thought he was crazy. And I'm starting to beleive he really is." Sakura told her.

"Oh. Did you just say Sasuke made rivals with a vending machine?"

"Uh-huh. After Naruto and Kakashi decided to go home, Sasuke walked back to the vending machine, kicked it once and his Twix bar fell out. Then he told it thank you, it was a formitable rival, then said he hoped to meet it again some time."

"Yeah." Tenten agreed. "Well, sucks to be you!" She got up and walked away.

"Where are you going?"

"I don't know. Guess I'll go re-watch the whole 'Ginger Snaps' trilogy again."

"Oh can I come?!" Sakura asked. "I need to get my mind off things. So can I?"

"I would be insulted if you didn't." Then as they were walking to Tenten's, they heard Kakashi's little-girl-cry.

They Followed It to the location of the sound to find Kakashi burying a shoe box. "Kakashi sensei, what are you doing?"

"I a-acidently destroyed all my books!"

"How the heck did you do that?!" Tenten asked.

"Well, this morning when I woke up, My air conditioning turned on for some unexplainable reason. I went to read one of my books only to find it cold. I tried everything I could to warm it up but no avail for me. So I lit a match then put it on the books to keep then warm. I turn my head for 30 seconds and they were...were...GONE!!!"

"Its okay Kakashi sensei. You can buy more books." Sakura said. Tenten couldn't help comfort him. She was to busy dying of laughter.

Okay so it wasn't my longest or funniest but the next one will be more of both for sure! Don't worry. They go bowling. A true story of me and a friend when we went bowling. Can I have 2 reveiws please? I'm still looking for ideas and I have a few chapters written. Oh yeah I don't own 'Ginger Snaps' either. Its a 3 movie werewolf story about 2 sisters. Really good.1st ones the scariest.