Sly notes-Woot, we are back again for the next chapter…so uhh, enjoy *poofs away and hits a brick wall. "Son of a…"

Angry Villagers: Kill Him *chases Sly*

Sly-*Turns into a British gentleman with tea* "oh jolly good day to you fine sirs, and goodbye." *poofs again*

Chapter 2—Welcome Home?

Naruto age 12

Naruto stood there in front of the northing gates into his most hated village, Konoha, otherwise known as the Hidden leaf village. Naruto hated this place so he proudly calls it, the Hidden Piss Village. He couldn't help but laugh at the name every time he thought of it. But by this time Naruto was classed an S rank Mercenary. Why you ask, well after all at age 10 he ended the civil war of the Mist and fought Zabuza toe to toe. During that time he went freelance mercenary he loved suicide missions, more than most people could take. He was cold blooded, and for him that was how all ninjas should be. But never the less he entered the village once again, this time two guards has stopped him the moment he walked inside. "State you business…" One of the guards was about to speak until the other one quickly responded in shock, with a little horror, "That's the cold hearted fox, Sly Kizugami!" He yelled out loud, soon Anbu surrounded Naruto and they brought him to the Hokage. As they appeared in front of the Hokage, they fell on the floor in pain from grabbing him. "And this is why you never touch a fox." Naruto laughed then quickly turned serious and angry but was unnoticed, as he looked directly at the Hokage. 'Nice to see you Otousan' Naruto sat in a chair and Minato glared at Naruto. "Why are you here and why do you think I shouldn't just kill you on the spot." Minato spoke with hate, but not towards Naruto, but towards Sly. "Well Hokage-sama I am here to join your shinobi ranks, just like any other villager who become shinobi, oh and don't ask me why just read the papers on your desk, I know you will enjoy the information inside of them. Minato read the information and his eyes grew wide like disk, the information inside was all about when Orochimaru himself was going to raid the leaf village. Naruto was about to bust out in a fit of laughter at the look Minato held on his face, but instead he just bit his lip and closed his. Minato didn't trust the kid but had to because of the valuable information. "Okay be the deal is you must start out as a genin." Naruto looked slight upset and Minato chuckled in his mind, Naruto slight nodded in agreement as he slowly stood. Minato handed Naruto a headband. Naruto slowly walked out and put the headband on his waist; to him this was how much he respected this damn village. 'Dammit this is just great, now I have little kids to work with.' Naruto spoke with hate and sighed. Soon an Anbu placed a hand on his shoulder, "come with me Sly" a female Anbu spoke behind a fox mask. Normally Naruto would have beaten her into submission, but this time he followed long with it. Soon the Anbu dropped Naruto off at the academy and disappeared. He looked at the door and sighed, 'god dammit Hokage.' Naruto walked in and looked for the class he was meant to be in. He walked in and knocked on the door. "Hey are you Iruka-sensei" Naruto asked as he looked at the jonin. "Yes I am, and you must be the new…student" Iruka swiftly pulled out a kunai and was about to strike Naruto. "You, you are Sly. What in the fuck are you doing in this village!?" Iruka was about to strike but Naruto quickly kicked the kunai out of Iruka's hand and put tanto up to Iruka's neck. "I don't think you would want to fight in class now would you" Naruto whispered into Iruka's ear. Iruka stepped back and Naruto proudly introduced himself. "Hello kids, I am Sly, Sly Kizugami. My likes are helping people of need, food, and killing." The class grew wide eyed clearly interested in the classmate, well all but one. A kid in the back, he was known as the last Uchiha, or as we will call him, Sasuke. Sasuke looked at Naruto and glared, Naruto saw this and slightly grinned, nonetheless Naruto continued on. "My dislikes are people who hurt others, and people who fight me…after all I only fight to the death, so…just don't get on my bad side." Naruto walked past the kids as they winced light as he gave them all cold stares. One of the kids looked at him and smiled lightly. This person was a girl his age, she had red hair with blond tips, and she wore a nice orange jumpsuit that nicely showed her figure. Naruto looked at her and instead of a cold glare; he gave a soft smile then continued walking. Naruto sat at the far corner away from everyone. He liked this, and this is how it stayed for the three months he was here.

3 months later—Naruto age 12

Iruka looked at everyone and smiled lightly, even at Naruto, "today is the day you take the final test." Iruka spoke and everyone was ready but Iruka stopped them. "This test is different though, in this test you will spar with a teacher, if you win you pass, you lose you fail. Simple enough, well let's get started. Naruto looked at the red haired girl and smiled, "good luck Sumi-chan." Sumi smiled as he walked past Naruto, Sasuke saw this and grew angry. Naruto chuckled at Sasuke's anger and ignored him. After around two hours Naruto saw Sumi and smiled, 'so she passed, this is so far going well' Naruto thought as he walked into the testing room. "So who am I fighting, I hope he is strong?" He said as he looked at Iruka and his other white haired sensei Mizuki. Well Naruto you are fighting both of us plus another jonin who seems to be running late again" Iruka answered his question and chuckled. 'Again…just who is this other jonin' Naruto thought as he took a seat. After two hours another white haired jonin appeared in the room from a cloud of smoke. "Hey…is, is that Sly Kizugami?" The newsiest white haired jonin in the room asked. "The one and only" Naruto responded with a grin. "And just who are you exactly?" Naruto asked his question and the jonin promptly answered. "I am Kakashi of the sharingan." Naruto took a fighting stance, "thanks, I would like to know whose ass I am about to kick." Kakashi grinned as he opened his book, 'he will be no threat to me' Kakashi thought as he waited for the fight to start. Naruto rested his hand on his Katana and swiftly pulled it out, this was only that start and he was going to make his mark.

Main Cast rankings

Naruto

SS-Rank criminal

Goal: Kill everything

Description: Everything is unknown about him, no one but one person knew he even was in a village.

Sly Kuzugam

Rank: A-class criminal

Goal: Destroy the Hidden Leaf

Description: Not much is known of his power, he is a freelancer mercenary killer. He loves suicide missions and loves to kill. He has power equal to a jonin, as we know of right now; He is one to be feared of.

Sly end note: Hope you enjoy this and watch as the cast fills and enjoy the story, Ja Ne *poof*