Hello! I know I have not updated in a long ass while but like I said the updates won't be so frequent now that school has started. Plus, I was grounded. YET AGAIN -_- I am sorry but this time I don't even have any idea what I was grounded about. Um, guys I have no idea where to proceed from now on so till I cook something up I will be uploading some random fics here all to keep you entertained. Please bear with me and if any of you have ANY kind of ideas x-y-z please comment them. How do you want the story to proceed or just about anything in general. Cause I have forgotten what I planned to do. Sorry!

Suppose Ichigo and Rukia get married and have a daughter and she gets her first boyfriend of whom NO ONE other than Rukia approves. Oh well…. XD

P.S. I have no idea where Yuzu went. Let's just imagine she is off to somewhere, eh guys?

P.S.S. Let us forget the whole Soul Society deal here. This is set in a normal universe.

P.S.S.S. Or wait, let them remain Soul Reapers. Ugh! I can't decide. You will figure out in the story.

P.S.S.S.S The story was incredibly stressed out so this is my way of lightning up the atmosphere a bit. Hope it workssss/

P.S.S.S.S.S. Some of you think I am a Byaruki fan. No, I am a Rukia fan. Thats it. I don't personally 'prefer' any pairing but if I was asked I would NEVER ship her with any one other that the strawberry, the red-butt-head and the stuck up, dried up, spaghetti. (honestly?!) The story has more of ByaRuki moments because unlike Ichigo and Renji, Byakuya and Rukia barely ever talked! So that arc had to be expanded more.

"What is your problem?!"

A soft whiny voice wafted up to the upper rooms, making Ichigo finally release his wife. She got off his lap and straightened, smirking. "Our children have the best timing in the world. Don't you think so, huh?" All she got in response was a grunt and some serious cussing. As protected a life as she had lived in the Kuchiki household, the raven haired midget was still not used to the intensive language her husband seemed to be so fond of. She snorted and shimmied away from him. He made a valiant effort to grab her only to have his hand swatted away earning another grunt.

"Mom me and the stupid possessed potato you picked up from the trash can thirteen years ago are back." A bored male voice followed a second later. It was kind of deep, but not quite, indicating the child hadn't made it through puberty. Rukia just sighed and twisted the door knob. She was about to descend down the stairs but upon second thoughts, turned to survey the strawberry who had immersed himself in his work again. She growled as a warning, only to be ignored, then grabbed his collar and hoisted him off his seat.

"Oi Rukia what the fuck?!" Ichigo cried as she threw him down the stairs. He landed in a heap at the bottom. Rukia landed next to him, with her foot on his head. She stomped hard as a vein popped in her head. "What is it gonna take to get it through your head that your family needs your time as well, you crazy joker reject?!"

He folded his hands above his head. "Sorry! I get the point I swear!"

She got off of him, grumbling as she dragged him over to the dining table. Said man, who had been limp till now sprang up at the sight of his little daughter. "Cana!" He jumped up to hug her thin waist. The small orange haired beauty turned up and buried her face in her father's chest. "Daddy!"

"The way you act so childishly sometimes," The sixteen years old boy with spiky black hair and brown eyes shook his head as he scowled. "You make me believe you are your father's son."

Before anyone could respond, the door was thrown open and in darted a hurricane (which later turned out to be Isshin). Ichigo barely dodged the kick that was aimed at his stomach, but managed to dart to the side with Cana taken protectively in his arms. But that wasn't done, for he had a whole series of punches and kicks to deal with after that once his father set their youngest son down, who, to Ichigo's obvious dislike, seemed to be really fond of his grandfather.

Rukia turned to gaze at her family and sighed softly as she smiled, the knife placed over the vegetable totally forgotten for the time being. Isshin managed to punch Ichigo straight in the face. Cana was squealing in delight as Ichigo swung her along with himself. It was surprising how her daughter was still so childish even though she was thirteen. Her purple orbs widened in amusement as she laughed. And as much as she knew, Ichigo would take a thousand more punches if she just kept laughing like that. Hide, was as usual, scowling as he texted someone.

She shook her head and turned down when she felt a small tug on her apron. She looked down at the little bob-head of brown hair to find a cuddly white face smile up at her, with drool dripping from the corners of his mouth. She leaned down and picked her little child up. Somewhere in the far corner she heard Karin scream at the two for not letting her or Toushiro sleep.

She giggled softly. She had the best family in the world. Retarded, but best nevertheless.

"Mommy I won't let Orangey get you tonight!" Kiyo screamed in his soft, child like voice as he put his hands protectively around his mother's neck. That got Ichigo's attention. He pried his father's hands off of his neck, set Cana down and walked over to his wife, putting his arms around her waist while smirking. "Rukia is mineeeee!" He stuck his tongue out at the little boy who seethed at his words and tried to get his arms off his mother, only to fail.

"I didn't let Renji steal her. What makes you think I will let you, Ichigo-junior?"

Hide pranced up and came to stand next to his parents at his father's words. Rukia glared at him playfully for such a failed attempt at secret eavesdropping. But she knew he was just playing around.

"I always knew that red head had something for my daughter." Isshin stroked his chin as he tried to act wise while sitting in a far corner. Someone threw something at him, and Ichigo was more thankful than ever before as he watched Kiyo latch on to Rukia's neck making her clear laughter ring in his ears. He smiled contently. His life was happier than he could imagine though he still had to be on a lookout for Byakuya attempting to return Rukia to where she 'belonged'. He chuckled silently. As annoying as fighting that noble was, Rukia liked to see her brother get possessive of her so he did too.

"You know I got a proposal for a date today." Cana said from where she sat at the head of the table. That spot was hers and no one could change that, spoiled as she was, being the only female child in the household. "I accepted! Now I have a boyfriend!"

Next what followed was a row of scampering footsteps as her father, grandfather and brother crowded around her, Rukia and Kiyo forgotten temporarily.

"What did he see in you?!" The table shuddered under the weight of Hide's hand as he glared at Cana.

"Who was he?!" The shuddering just got worse as another pair of brown eyes joined the staring contest.

"How dare he?!" Isshin jumped from over Cana's head and landed on his haunches in front of her, on the table, his hands pushing Ichigo's and Hide's heads down so they lay on the table. "It seems like a few days ago that I was craving for grandchildren and now even my granddaughter has grown up…" His fake crying was stopped as Karin kicked his head.

"What the heck is going on here?!" She glared at her father, who was already in front of his wife's portrait as Toushiro stood leaning against the wall, looking bored. That was his default expression every time he came to spend the weekend with his girlfriend.

"Cana was proposed by a boy at school!" Hide exclaimed.

"So?"

"I have been waiting to ask that." Rukia said as she sat Kiyo on the slap and resumed cutting vegetables.

"What?!" Another pair of hands landed on the table. "Who?! When?! How?! Why?!" Everyone turned to stare at the white-haired Captain (I have decided I will let them be what they are originally supposed to be) but he did not seem to care as he glared at his niece.

"Calm down everyone. It is just a date." Cana raised her hands, palm up, in front of her. "It is not like he is going to seduce me, then kidnap me, then rape me, then leave me to die, then if I survive, blackmail me with my videos."

"Um, Cana….. You just made it worse." Karin sweat dropped.

"I know exactly what boys this age have in mind! That bastard is going to steal my precious princess from me at the age of thirteen only to never give her back!" Ichigo screamed.

"Looks like you just recounted what you and Rukia went like, on Kuchiki." Toushiro, who had reverted back to his, held back personality muttered with closed eyes and an ever present frown. Ichigo screamed something about him and Rukia being 'real' as the said female came to sit next to her daughter, while somehow managing to get the others besides those two testosterone powered males sit in their places on the small table as well. How she did that was unknown to everyone, but she managed.

"You know, I didn't really know what a date meant in the human world, so when Ichigo asked me out on one I went and asked Nii-sama what that meant. He had no idea either. To him, a date was a date, a series of digits to mark a day, so he asked our translator to figure out what it meant. And the list he presented Nii-sama with,…." She shook her head as she remembered.

"Had me within an inch of my life, but you get that quite a lot when you are dealing with such delusional nobility." Ichigo muttered as he sat down with Toushiro.

"So, Cana, tell us about this boy." Karin said and Rukia nodded enthusiastically.

"So finding him and killing him would be easier." Hide mumbled with a suddenly dark aura pulsating around him.

"Shut up, Hide and Cana, continue."

"Okay, he is two years older to me and is called Kaname. He is an American transfer but is originally Japanese. And he is so cute! He is on top of his form! He is great at cooking and drawing as well….."

Her speech was cut off as the door was thrown open and in walked the rest of the gang that is Orihime, Chad and Ishida, with Yuzu at their tail. "Who is great at cooking? I already love him!" Orihime squealed as she came and gave Rukia a quick, yet suffocating hug.

"Um, Inoue-san, won't you do well to remember that you are engaged?" Uryuu suggested. Ichigo snorted. "Maybe she finally figured out she could have done better than you, stupid four eyed jerk!"

"That sooo doesn't look good coming from you." Rukia snapped, then turned her attention to her brown haired bff. "He is our Cana's first guy. You said something about him being able to draw?" She sat back and stroked her non-existent stubble with eyes closed. "Maybe I can finally have someone to talk to about the art like real pros."

Everybody sweat dropped at that but Rukia did not notice. Ichigo pounded his fists on the table. "No one named Kanamecan date my daughter!"

His was rewarded with a sharp smack across his face. "Not every Kaname is the same you butt-headed fool!" Rukia screamed with shark teeth appearing suddenly.

"So as I was saying, he is every teacher's favorite. He has wavy brown hair and emerald eyes and looks so cute!"

"Is it the same guy who transferred here about a month ago? Damn, he got popular pretty easily. Again, just what did he see in you?" Hide leaned over to poke his sister's forehead. "Did you bewitch him, you little jerk?"

"Daddy!"

"Hide get off her!"

Uryuu just sighed at the scene in front of him. Kiyo and Ichigo had started fighting over Rukia again. Karin had started arguing with her boyfriend, about spaghetti? It looked so. Yuzu and Inoue were cooking up some alien dish and Isshin was trying to explain to Chad the perks of having a 'bedmate'. And it was all to his credit that the Jamaican's embarrassment was quite obvious. Hide was glaring daggers at his sister who was currently having a fangirl moment. Kurosaki household could never be called normal, no matter how you looked at it.

"There, there, let's not be so rash guys." Inoue tried to pacify everyone only to be awarded with a couple identical glares and Rukia's sigh as she pushed her husband off her son.

"Everybody!" Rukia managed to attract everyone's attention at once with a single word. "Cease and desist, lest I call Unohana-taichou!" She waited for everyone to stop talking, which didn't take long after the mention of the scary Captain. She resumed once silence prevailed. "Cana I suppose you are going on a date today?" she received a nod. "Alright, you may go and only you may go." She managed to glare at all the male members of the family and outside, simultaneously. "If there is any disturbance and if you try to ruin my daughter's first date I will sue you all for the murder of Chappy in the court of souls, get that? Hereby, all the males present in the room, including Hide and Kiyo, are grounded. Those who have to leave will leave once Cana returns and if you try anything stupid at school Hide I will send you off to your uncle's for a wholeweek!"

No one dared respond to Rukia's threat as the females carried Cana and Kiyo to the younger female's room to doll her up and probably, give her some pep talk that it was beyond everyone what Karin would tell the girl, though she seemed as excited as Yuzu. Ichigo sat back. "At least I am certain my Karin would at least tell Cana to be on the lookout and hit if needed." Isshin said.

"No." Toushiro folded his arms over his chest. "She will probably give her a talk on the importance of condoms. The girl insists on the use of those things, like Aizen would be revived if they were not worn."

Everybody sweat dropped while Ichigo glared at the shorter male. "You do those things with my sister?!" He had borrowed Rukia's shark teeth who knows when.

"Why do you think I come here to spend the weekends you retard?"

"That is besides the point." Hide interrupted. "We have to do something and not just sit around and hope things don't get as far as that."

Ichigo smirked. "Oh we will make sure they don't."

"We are grounded." Uryuu mumbled.

"Yeah, but they aren't."

*TIME SKIP*

Cana looped her arm around her boyfriend's as he led them to the table he had booked. Turns out, he was not just incredibly handsome, but rich as well. He pulled the chair out for her and helped her into it before sitting himself, smiling softly, and rather bashfully all the while.

The girl played with the hem of her dress, occasionally meeting his eyes, blushing, and looking back down as they waited for someone to come take their order. The breeze blew around them making her worry about her hairdo, while also admire how cute he looked with his hair all over the place. Something sparkly caught her eye and she craned her neck to get a clear view of the far end of the open restaurant they sat in. There, sitting in a long table, facing the couple were the men she would never want to see at such a time. Byakuya, Renji, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Hisagi, Kira and Urahara sat in gigais, glaring daggers at them. Her eyes popped out as she muttered 'shit'

"What is wrong?" Kaname asked, frowning.

Cana turned to him. "Nuh-uh. Nothing. It is just my uncle's are here."

"So what is the big deal?" Kaname understood the moment he turned around to survey the guys. It was a public restaurant and it had been seconds since Cana saw them but they all sat playing cards now, while Byakuya and Kira just watched. Renji, Ikkaku, and Kenpachi's shirts, that they had (surprisingly!) bothered to put, seemed to have magically disappeared revealing the tattoos, abs and scars.

"Tell me I am looking at the wrong table." Kaname muttered as he tried his best to meet Byakuya's glare and smile politely at him.

"No, you aren't."

"So, all of them are your uncles? No mistakes? Is it the table with the scary looking beast-cum-men with awesome abs and tattoos and scars and death glares and whatnot, who look like they are ready to kill?"

"Yeah." She sweat dropped at how alike their thinking was. "But they most probably won't do anything."

The men chose that very moment to start walking towards their table. She could practically see Kaname almost pee his pants. "Your parents know don't they?" He turned towards the girl hurriedly, who just nodded. "Then they can't really have a problem, can they?"

"Most probably, yes."

"Um, you have an interesting family."

"Quite, boy!" They heard a growl behind him and Kaname was lifted from the back of his shirt by Renji. "Now let's see what you got punk!"

Kenpachi came behind the red haired male and grabbed the boy's collar, spinning him out of Renji's considerably easier hold. "You," he growled in the poor boy's face who could barely keep himself from shitting his pants. "Do you fight?"

"I-I-I h-have b-b-been t-t-t-taught n-n-n-not t-to!" Even Cana was surprised by how bad he stuttered.

Kenpachi dropped the boy on the ground, where he fell in a pile of misplaced limbs. Everybody glared at his bent head, somehow wanting to gauze his reaction out of his motionlessness. Kaname did not stir an inch. Finally Ikkaku stepped forward. "Look up!" He barked in the boy's face. The little bob head of brown locks lifted up to reveal a terrified face. "You piece of shit," The 'shaven' Shinigami muttered darkly. "Do you think I am bald?"

"Y-yes sir."

The now-Shinigami-turned-mad-bull male pounced at him and held him up by the neck. "How dare you?" His eyes glowed as he questioned the boy meanwhile Kaname was sure he had somehow entered an Anime world, for only there could such men exist.

Byakuya meanwhile moved to stand beside the stunned girl. "Let us go home while they deal with this infidel, Cana." His face as usual betrayed no expression but his aura was so dark and menacing the usually dauntless girl cringed back.

Cana was utterly surprised by her boyfriend's response when he saw how she reacted to her 'uncle'. He seemed to have acquired courage out of nowhere. His eyebrows furrowed as he glared back at the bald male. "Who in hell did you just call piece of shit?! And you don't have hair so that's bald and that is just what I said. If you plan on not growing hair, fucking deal with it! Plus, who gave you the right to come and ruin my first date?! Get the flying fuck away from here!"

Ikkaku was so surprised he dropped the boy, who managed to land on his feet. He scowled at the rest of them. "I finally gain the courage to ask the-best-freaking-girl-in-the-whole-freaking-world out and just when I am trying to impress her you freaking band of gay imbeciles appear out of nowhere and make me make a fool out of myself by proving to her that I am a coward, which, just so you know, I am not! It was just up to me till now but let me get this straight, YOU AIN'T GONNA BE TAKING CANA ANYWHERE! Her mother assigned me with her responsibility and even if she hadn't I won't let her go anywhere in hell with you, uncles or not!"

Everyone stared at the boy, speechless for a moment. "Look who is talking." Urahara smirked his trademark smirk. Renji advanced on the boy his eyes being consumed in shadows. His wild possessiveness of her reminded him of himself and Rukia, and then Ichigo and Rukia, and how he was there for her when Renji was shying away. He couldn't seem to bear it. "You bastard, do you even know who you gotta be to talk back to us?"

Before Kaname could respond, a hard kick landed on the side of Renji's head. "I so knew something was going on here!" Rukia screamed as she landed on top of her fallen best friend's head. In one hand she held Ichigo's ear, and in the other Hide's, who in turn held Toushiro's and Isshin's, who in turn held Uryuu's and Chad's, so that they made a whole chain while Kiyo clung to her chest along with Kon who stuck their tongues out at the strawberry. Karin, Yuzu, Inoue and Tatsuki followed. Cana immediately realized her mother must have needed help with immobilizing some of the men.

"What the hell do ya guys think of yourselves?!" Rukia barked, shark teeth appearing. "You can't ruin my daughter's date!"

"Um, Kaname, that is my mom, Rukia. The guy with the orange hair like mine is my dad, Ichigo and you already know my brother Hide. Oh and yeah, the one who is clinging to mum's chest is also a younger brother called Kiyo. The white-haired guy my dad holds the ear of is Toushiro, my Aunt Karin's boyfriend. By the way that is the girl with the short straight dark hair right there. The guy whom Hide has a hold on is my grandpa Isshin. The dark haired, spectacled dude is called Uryuu Ishida, and he makes the best dresses ever! And the last one is uncle Chand. The brunette with the pleasant smile and the big you-know-what-since-you-are-male is Inoue aunty and she is engaged to Uryuu. The one with the wild black hair is Aunt Tatsuki and she is way more dangerous than any of my uncles. And the last one is Aunt Yuzu. She, along with Karin aunty are dad's siblings."

"I see. Nice to meet you all."

Rukia smiled politely (which is first, admit it). "It was nice to meet you as well though I am damn sure these sick men out here irritated the fuck out of you. You see, Cana is the only female child so they tend to grow incredibly possessive. Sorry."

"I don't say I understand, but it is okay. Do I have your permission to date Cana?"

"Aww, you are so polite, unlike this guy out here," She poked the silent-up-till-now-cause-he-finally-decided-he-wanted-to-remain-alive Ichigo. "His proposal stank!"

"Thank you so much." Kaname bowed.

"Say Kan-chan, would you want to go somewhere quieter?"

"Kan-chan?"

"Kaname is too long!" She pouted. The boy just blushed and patted her head as she led them off to wherever she had in mind.

"Kaname." Byakuya's chilly voice made him drop dead in his tracks. "You dare take my niece to somewhere cheap," He turned his face to edge in a sideways glare. "And I shall take it upon my honor to end you."

Kaname shuddered but Cana just pulled him away.

"Who ever told her of our plans?!" Ichigo screamed, only to be met with silence and puzzled glares. Rukia just smirked while her girly friends giggled and her tomboyish friends allowed a small smile to leak through.

"Ichogo, you are not the only one with friends in Soul Society." They all turned to find Rangiku and Hinamori walking towards them, clad in revealing human clothes which immediately had Hisagi and Kira nose bleeding. Following them were Nanao, Nemu, Yachiru and Isane all looking stunningly hot in their human clothing. Last to come was Yoruichi, who needless to say, came and smacked urahara so hard he was unconscious and over her shoulder in a second.

Now that the guys had already caused such a hell lot of ruckus, all eyes were drawn to their table, which, just for record, had been upturned by someone, as the females advanced. All the males present in the restaurant had found a female up to them. Rangiku and Inoue suddenly had many followers, and ogle-rs, while Uryuu could barely keep himself from shooting all of them down. Yoruichi for one just smirked as she started at the Quincy.

"It was so easy to get your plans out of Kira-kun. Sex works better for him than even alcohol." Hinamori smiled sweetly while said man rushed to put a hand on her mouth. Too late now, the beast and the beauty (referring to Ikkaku and Yumichika here) already had enough ammunition to tease him the fuck out of his mind now.

Everyone laughed except for Kenpachi, who was sword-picking his nails. (don't ask me what happened to the gigai -_-) Byakuya (need I even mention that?) and Toushiro.

"Renji." Byakuya's deep rich voice extracted his lieutenant's attention from his sister. "I believe your paperwork is still due."

"Yes, taichou." The red haired male sighed making everyone but the lieutenants laugh hard, for only they understood his pain. "I don't see why I sleep with you, when you still won't excuse me from that shit." He muttered under his breath making Rukia's eyes widen, but thankfully, she was the only one who heard.

"Or maybe, the Captain just wanna go and sleep?" The cat woman teased her former student/play toy. He turned to glare at her, but then thought better of it and ignored her which totally pissed her off, serving the right purpose for the stoic male.

"Do you know what it feels like now, to have your sister, or in your case, daughter just come up to you one day and announce she is pregnant?" The aforementioned Captain glared at Ichigo who just sweat dropped.

"Um, Byakuya she isn't pregnant yet."

"Will be soon if she continues living with your kind. As for you Rukia, if you somehow kill him accidentally one day, I promise I will see things through with the Soul Society." With that he turned and left Renji close by, with Rukia fangirling, Ichigo seething, Isshin weeping and laughing simultaneously, and everyone else laughing.

Soon all the Soul Reapers had returned to Soul Society, along with Toushiro. Apparently, Rangiku had neglected her work for drinking and shopping again. As the freaky gang of spouses, and fiancées, and kids, and fathers, and mothers, and sisters, and the exceptional single walked down the streets, after a huge tirade of scolding from the hotel manager which the real culprits weren't there to bear (thankfully, or else who knew what could have happened to the manager O.O) Ichigo remembered the time when he had had to fight his closest friends all to protect the girl he loved. Though he had not known then. He had not known anything. Nobody had.

Destiny sure had a twisted sense of humor.

Congratulations! You survived through a heck lot of torture!

I so know this is incredibly boring. Please forgive me. I will try to do better next time. Please don't abandon the story. I will update! As soon as I can think of something. Please? I love you all.
Also, if I still haven't thought of anything next time, the next chapter will be IchiRuki's letter to Byakuya regarding…..
Hehe I love you guys!

And guys, the 'poll' about the ending is still on.

P.S. all the 'Guests' please leave me a name so I can respond to you properly. But as of now, you will just have to guess which answer is yours.

yaoigirl2000: First of all, your username is amusing XD. I am glad you like ByaRuki cause I like it too. Just as much as I like IchiRuki and RenRuki (I know I am mad lol) But I think IchiRuki is weighing out. And there are next to no RenRuki demands? Honestly?! *cries along with Renji* But lets see. I won't disappoint any of my precious readers ;)

Zitag: Many more do. If the poll goes the way it is going, I am sure you will get what you want. How did you like this chapter anyway? I paired Ichigo and Rukia just for you and all the other fans of the duo.

JoTerry: You can bet even I l(ed)mao during that. XD I know... Inoue cussing is like... but that was the point. To show the hidden side of her that is not so sweet and cute. (Yes I see her as a villain for IchiRuki) And yes, I have a path set out. It might seem cliche in the beginning but I promise you it~is~not. Yes, I sang that out.

Guest:I am highly obliged to find such a faithful readerXD Up till two in the morn? You are bae! Yes, I am feeling hyper today but... whatever. Thank you. I rushed through this update for you. Have fun waking up till two again ;)

Guest: Really?! You think it was the best?! Thanks :) Damn, I come close to crying too whenever I think of what I am putting my own favorite character through. Its like... Idek. The next chapters are going to even more sentimental. But she will have a happy ending. Maybe? XD

Guest: Lolllll (I am going to be trying to use your technique to convey my excitement as well) I am glad you like it. You made me laugh really.

Guest: Idek why I keep repeating this but it looks like it will definitely be an IchiRuki, unless I can think of some way to ya know... no, you don't... even I don't. *sweatdrops*