Wierdness

Thank you 'Sakura2596'. I shall use your idea since I am planning to try and use all ideas. No matter how pointless. No I'm not calling yours pointless. Sorry. It sounded like it though huh?

Ch.5: When you see Green Ducks attacking your ramen, you know somethings wrong. (Long name huh?)

The Konoha heat wave still has not subsided. They have named it 'Heat wave Briggit'. Like a hurricane. Naruto, still insane like the other guys of team 7, was at the Ichiraku ramen shop eating ramen. "I'd like a 4rth bowl please!"

"Okay." the girl at the counter replied. "Oh and hold the badger this time."

"Hold the wha? Sir I don't think-" Oh yeah. He's one of the delusional ones. She thought. "Ye----ah. I'll do that."

"Thanks." Naruto sighed. while waiting for his ramen "I wonder what the others are doing right now" He thought.

-Mean while, with the others

"Sasuke stop!" Sakura yelled at Sasuke. "Leave him alone." Sasuke was showing Kakashi pictures of his books that were destroyed. Apparently, Jiraiya, the author, was arrested. No information about why yet.

"Thanks." Naruto said to the waitress. As he was about to eat his ramen, a green duck appeared in front of him. "Awwwww. Hello wittle ducky." he said to the duck. The duck looked at him then kicked his ramen bowl over on the table. Now of course you realize, Naruto's still delusional so this is all his imagination. "Ahh! Wittle ducky, you spilled my ramen!" "Hey miss-"

"Sorry we're closed!" the woman said. The Ichiraku ramen shop was closed for the night.

"Ah! Nooooooo!" Naruto yelled as he walked away. He was so angry right now he needed to punch something. So he focused some chakra into his fist and hit the ground. He hit it hard. In fact, he hit it SO hard, it mad a crater and a huge dust cloud form. This dust cloud was so huge, the others saw it first.

"What IS that?!" Sakura yelled.

"It..." Kakashi began. "It's a Giant Mushroom!!! Lets see if its freindly! Hello my little mushy Freind! Freindly Mushroom! Freindly Mushroom!"

"Ok lets go see what it was." Sakura said completly ignoring Kakashi. "I havn't seen Naruto in a while. I hope he's okay."

"Ah." Naruto said "If I can't enjoy Ichiraku ramen, I'll make my own." he said holding up his last cup of instant ramen. After it was done cooking, Naruto set it on the table to go grab his chopsticks. When he came back, the 'duck' was there too. "You again!" Naruto yelled at the imaginary duck. The duck looked at him and then ate his ramen with one gulp. "NOOO!" Naruto yelled. He still didn't realize this was his psche mocking him. So he left leaving the ramen on the table. He had to find the others. They could help him.

He eventually ran into them. He desided to ask Kakashi for help, not realizing he was affected the worse. Kakashi, of course, agreed. "Oh thank you! You're such a good person!"

"Thank you!" Kakashi said. "I'm glad someone finally realized it!"

"Way to be modest sensei." Sakura chimed in.

"So what do you need help with ?" Kakashi asked.

"I keep seeing this green duck attacking my ramen!"

"Wait." Kakashi said. "Did you just say it was green?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"It was Guy!" Kakashi yelled out of no where. "I mean realy, It was green. And terrorizing my student."

"It all makes sense now!" Sasuke said. Then Naruto, Sasuke amd Kakashi just laughed it off.

"I don't get it." Sakura said.

Well theres another chapter down. Like I said, I'll take all ideas.