Wierdness
This one is a an another idea from 'Band geeks are hot'. I shall be combining it with a special guest from my other favorite show. But not my favorite character from the show.
"Ramen, ramen, ramen. I like ramen." Naruto was singing. "Ungh, Naruto, shut up." "No, you shut up, Sakura." "Both of you, be silent, please." Lee said. "What the heck!? You came out of no where!" "Yes Sakura's sensei," Lee began. "Its Kakashi." Kakashi corrected him. "Yes well, That is a special Konoha techniqe taught to me by Guy sensei." Lee ranted. "It must be." Kakashi said. "Showing up in places you not wanted? His specialty." Lee gasped. "What do you mean not wanted!? Guy sensei is wanted every where!" Lee began crying. "I'll say." Sasuke agreed imagining Guy on a wanted poster. "Hey! Do you guys know where I could get something to eat?" They all turned to see the source of the voice. It belonged to a short kid with blond hair. He was wearing all black except for his red coat. "No." Kakashi answered him. "Hey do you even know who I am!?" The kid yelled. "No. And quite frankly, I don't care." Kakashi said while holding Lee back becuase of his earlier comment. "I'm Edward Elric the 'Fullmetal Alchemist." He announed proudly. Everyone stared at him for a few seconds then broke out laughing. "Hey whats so funny?!" "Why would they give someone like you such a cool name?!" Naruto asked. "Whats wrong with my name!?" "Its not your name thats funny. Its the fact that our 3 feet tall and have such a cool name!" Sakura said, laughing for the first time in a while. "I a not 3 feet tall!" he said. "Yeah you are! Ya shorty!" Sasuke said. Now if you've seen 'Fullmetal Alchemist', you'd know that Sasuke just made one of the biggest mistakes of his life. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING 'SO SHORT THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNEFIEING GLASS'!" "I never said that!" "Now look what you did Sasuke!" Naruto yelled at him and threw a bowl of ramen at him. Sasuke just shrugged and began to eat the ramen. "Hahaha. You know they shoud call you the 'Fullmidget Alchemist'!" Kakashi made fun of Ed. They wen't to far now. Ed ran off crying. They all laughed at him. Then Ed came back with a giant hammer. "Kakashi sensei are you insane!? He'll kill us now!" Naruto said. "Yes!" they heard a vaguely familier voice. "Oh no." Kakashi worried. "Guy sensei!" Lee cried. "Appearing where not wanted." Kakashi warned. "Yes! My rival Kakashi here is insane! Like a wild animal! Infact he-" "I'll show you insane!" Kakashi yelled at him. He then proceeded in destroying Guy. "Guy sensei! Noooooo!" Lee wailed. Ed got scared of Kakashi and ran off. Naruto and Sakura cheered Kakashi foreword. "OH MY GOD!!!" they heard Sasuke yell. They all stopped whay they were doing. "This is the best food I've ever had!" Sasuke yelled. "Oh no Sasuke not you too!" "Ready Sasuke?" Naruto asked "Ready Naruto!"
"Ramen, ramen, ramen. We love ramen!" They sang. "SHUT UP!" everyone yelled.
--------C.A: "Yes. One more down!"
----Kakashi: "Cool. I killed Guy. Mwahahahaha."
--------C.A: "Yes you did."
----------------Both: "Hahahahahahaha!"