Wierdness

Ch. 8 return to the docters. (Dun dun dun.)

Sakura, being worried about her freinds, brought them back to the docters. But this time, with more precaution. Thank you 'Gforce member45'. Your request has been answered. Oh yeah, you said 'man'. I'm a girl. Just had to point that out. Sorry.

"No! I don't wanna go!" Naruto yelled. Sakura was worried about her freinds so she brought them back to the docter. Sasuke had become a ramen fanatic, Kakashi was still trying to kill Guy who apparenty was not dead because his 'youth' helped him make a full recovory, and Naruto, well he was just being Naruto. But an insane version. As they were walking through the hospital doors, they saw the vending machine Sasuke had befriended being shipped away with an out of order sign on it.

"Noooooo!" Sasuke cried. "My rival!"

"You should have a rival like my dear friend hear!" they turned around, they saw Guy with his hand on Kakashi's shoulder.

"Not wanted." Kakashi warned him again.

"Oh sorry." Guy said then dissapeared. As they waited for the docter Sasuke was sad about his rival being taken away, Naruto was reading a book upside down, and Kakashi found the spinning chair again.

"Hello everyone! My name is docter Yuzuha. And I-"

"Woah, look at how many dots are on the ceiling! I wonder ho many there are!" Kakashi announced.

"As I was saying, I'm gonna make you feel all better!" She said evily through gritted teeth as Kakashi counted the ceiling dots. "So," she said to Sakura. "What seems to be the problem? Or rather, problem's'."

"My friends and teacher have gone insane." She sighed.

"Heat wave?"

"Heat wave."

"This will be my 3rd heat wave victem this hour." She said.

"I am going to need some help. Nurse Chi!" She called. Then a nurse came in. She had long, really long, blond hair that went down to her ankles and two robotic ears on the side of her head. Yes, I am refering to the Chi from Chobits. "Nurse Chi, give them the 'special treatmant' so I can work. They each need a different version."

Nurse Chi took Sasuke and put him in a chair in front of the docter he was too gloomy to protest. She then took Naruto and put him in a chair, but she tied him up. She then tied his hands to his legs so he could not perform jutsu. She then grabed Kakashi, (He was too busy staring at the ceiling so he let his gaurd down) and tied him up too.

FUN. Yuzuha thought. She then took out a scaple, (The knife thingys docters use) and walked towards Kakashi. "I don't like people looking at my dots." She said to him.

"Eeep! Help."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Soon the docters appliances were yelling.

"Hey!" A voice said. They all turned around to see a young man in a gray suite with a red bow tie. "Hey mister! You said the seceret word!"

"Pee-Wee Herman?!" Kakashi asked surprised.

"You know me?!" he asked. No answer. Then Kakashi gasped.

"He's a witch!!!"

"What?" they all asked.

"Did you see how he made all the non-living objects scream!? He's a witch I tell you, a witch!"

"Man," Sasuke said randomly. "I wish I had some ramen!" Then, the couberd doors opened to reveil a floating blue head.

"Jambi!" Pee-Wee yelled.

"Did somebody say wish?" the head asked.

"I did Mr. Head!" Sasuke said.

"Its Jambi."

"Whatever."

"Ok then repeat after me in Jambiese!"

"Ok!" Sasuke said

"Mecha lecha hi mech highni ho!"

"Mecha lecha hi mecha highni ho!"

"Mecha lecha hi mecha chani ho!"

"Mecha lecha hi mecha chani ho!" Then a bowl of ramen appeared in front of Sasuke. He ate some. "Ah this tastes terrible!"

"Hey you said ramen not good ramen."

"I want a refund!"

"Sorry no refunds. One wish per day."

"That sucks."

"You suck."

"Hey wait a minuet," Naruto said.

"Isn't that a genie's head?"

"Uh-oh." Pee-Wee said. "Jambi! They're on to us!" He grabbed the blue head and ran off.

"Hmmm, now where were we?" The evil docter lady said. Then, the ground started to rumble. Then roof of the hospital came off gently and there stood Godzilla!

"Hey," Kakashi pondered. "How came that wasn't attached?" He asked talking about the roof.

"So not the time for this!" Nurse Chi said.

"Hey," Godzilla said "Have you seen my girlfriend? Ah, there she is." He said looking at Naruto. They all stared at him.

"What?" He said. Then Naruto became possesed by Kyuubi. "Hey babe." He said. Now they were all scared.

"Hey. You ready to go?"

"Uh-huh." Godzilla picked Naruto up and carried him away, chair and all. the others told Dr. Yuzuha and Nurse Chi that they're assistance was no longer needed and went to the training area to wait for Naruto. He came back naked.

"Ahhh! Naruto!" Sakura said shielding her eyes "What happened!?"

"We played strip poker. Man I suck. I didn't get him to take one thing off.

Like he could. Sasuke thought.

You moron. Inner Sakura said.

Hey! I never found out how many dots were on the ceiling! Kakashi Thought.

--------C.A: "Sorry its so long."

----Kakashi: "Yeah."

--------C.A: "I stopped half way through to watch. Naruto."

----Kakashi: "Was I in it?"

--------C.A: "Yeah. You killed Haku and beat the heck out of Zabuza.