Weirdness

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"Naruto! There you are!" Sakura yelled as she ran up to Naruto with Sasuke and Kakashi behind her. "Where have you been?! We've looked everywhere for you! And why are you bleeding!?" Naruto just looked down at himself then at Sakura.

"Its fake. I'm practicing for the real thing when I kill myself. Wanna watch?"

"Naruto? Is that you? And ewww! No! And why are you trying to kill your self!?"

She sure is yelling alot. Naruto thought.

"Emo." Kakashi whispered to Sasuke who nodded in response.

"Oh yeah." Sasuke remembered something. Then he walked up to Naruto and punched him in the face.

"Owwww. Hey what was that for!?" Naruto yelled, breaking his emo image.

"Fight me." Sasuke said.

"Why?" Naruto asked.

"Because I get paid 500 ryo an hour for it now fight!" Naruto instead just sat there like an emotionless zombie.

"Hmmm." Sakura said "Who would pay Sasuke 500 ryo an hour to beat up Naruto?" Gaara, who was hiding in the background, began whistling and slowly walking away.

"Hello Sakura my beloved!" Rock Lee said as he appeared near Sakura.

"Go away please." She said. Lee closed his eyes and grabed Sakura's hand.

"Not until you have accepted the offer of being my girlfriend!" He opened his eyes to see that Sakura had moved and to see that he grabed Kakashi's hand and recited his outh to him.

"Umm, I don't really think I'm your type." Kakashi said a bit freaked. Lee let go of his hand. "Wait!" Kakashi realized. "If Lee is here that must mean...!"

"Correct again my rival for eternity!" Guy said as he came out of no where.

"Say it with me now." Kakashi began. "Not. Wanted. I repeat, Not. Wanted. Got it?"

"Oh silly, silly Kakashi. You and your 'hip and youthfull' ways! You know you wanted me to come!" Kakashi then prayed that Guy be run over by a racecar. Then John Force's car came driving out of no where and ran him over.

"Thank you!" Kakashi called to him as his car left sight. Then, Guy stood up! Kakashi gasped "You're alive!?"

"It takes more than John Force to kill me!" Then, also out of no where, Ashley and Brittany Forces cars ran him over.

"Thank you! Um, again!" Kakashi yelled to them. Then Guy once again, stood up."Jeez what dose it take to kill this guy!?" Kakashi asked no one in particular. "Thats it!" Kakashi realized. He then focused on his hand and yelled "Lightning blade!" Nothing happened. "Ugh, Lightning blade!" He announced again. Again nothing happend. Then he yelled 'Lightning blade!' about 26 times. Then, from the sky, Lightning shot down and zapped Kakashi. "Well," He said "Good thing lightning never strikes the same place twice!" Then lightning came down again and shocked him. "3 times!" He said. Once again, Kakashi was struck. "4 times?" He said. Again the lightning. "5 times! For sure!" Lightning. This happend 21 more times.

"My dear rival Kakashi! Are you okay!"

"I'll. Be. Fine." Was all he could say.

Cloud Arcanine: "Sorry about that Kakashi."

Kakashi: "Its okay. Hey what happened to Sasuke and Naruto? And where'ed Sakura go?"

Cloud Arcanine: "Well Sakura went home and Sasuke got his money from Gaara after 8 hours,"

Kakashi: "Sasuke's going to be rich."

Cloud Arcanine: "Wait till you see what happens next time.

----------------Both: "Well anyway, please review!"