Weirdness

Sorry I haven't really updated all day. Like I said. Been gone all day. Usually I write 3-5 new chapters a day. If I get good reviews and a bit of idea based thoughts of course. This is my 1st story and I'm happy so many people like it so I shall be dedicated! Hopefully peoples read the last one or you'll be a bit lost. Oh yeah, I fixed up ch.1 a little so it should be a bit easier to read.

"Ahhhhhhh! Leave me alo------ne!" Kakashi yelled at the spirit of Might Guy, his formal living rival and lately worst nightmare. "Agh! Now your less wanted then when you were alive!" Latley Guy had been visiting Kakashi's dreams and turning them into nightmares.

"Kakashi sensei," Naruto asked. "Why are you screaming at the air?"

"What?! Can't you see this!? This- this- thing right here!?" He said while pointng at 'Guy'. "Ahhhh! No! Here it is again!" He screamed while dropping to his knees and grabbing and pulling his hair. "The guilt! The guilt is washing over me once again! I am truly sorry Guy! You hear me!? Sorre--------y!"

"Whats his problem?" Naruto asked. Sakura shrugged.

"Dunno." Sasuke said. Then threw his hands up and danced and sang like before. "But I still want some bubble gum! Bazooka zooka bubble gum! Some gum!"

"Shut up Sasuke!" Naruto and Sakura said.

"Wow I never thought I'd say that." Sakura said.

"I told you before!" Sasuke yelled. "My name is S to the A to the S to the U to the K to the E!"

"Can't we just call you Sas to the uke?" Kakashi asked apparently recovered.

"No! My name is S to the A to the S to the U to the K to the E! Got that K to the A to the K to the A to the S to the H to the I?"

"Hey thats not my name!" Kakashi protested against Sasuke's speech style.

"Yeah huh!"

"Nuh uh! Thats just the spelling of it!"

"Whatever both of you!" Sakura said.

"Stay out of it S to the A to the-"

"No!" She interupped Sasuke. "You're not starting that again!"

"Whatever yo! I'm out!" Sasuke said.

"What did he just say?" Sakura asked.

"I don't know. Something about a yo-yo I think." Kakashi answered her.

"Ohla!" All 3 of them heard behind them. They turned to see Shino Aburame, but something was differant about him. He was wearing funny pants with a mexican shaul, a sambraro, and a fake mustach. "

SHINO!?" Sakura said.

"Oh no did the heat get to you to!?"

"Hmmm. Something seems differant about him but I don't know what." Kakashi said to Sakura.

"Gee, ya think!?" Then Shino said something in weird spanish.

"What did he just say?" Sakura asked.

"Do you know Kakashi sensei?" Naruto asked Kakashi.

"Hmm. If I had to guess, I'd say he said; 'Hello. My pants are on fire. Will some one please put them out? Pumpkin. Watch out for the automatic doors.' And thats it."

"Kakashi sensei," Sakura began. "That made no sense whatsoever."

"Heh, maybe not to you." Then Iruka came in with the same out fit and holding marracas. He grabbed Shino's hat and threw it on the ground.

"Mexcin hat dance!" Naruto yelled and ran and danced around the hat. Shino and Iruka joined him while Iruka played the marracas. When they were done, Shino and Iruka handed Naruto a fake mustach.

"This is the happiest moment of my life!" Naruto screamed and threw is headband into a trash can and put on the fake mustach. Then the 3 danced again.

"Come on Kakashi sensei." Sakura said dragging Kakashi away. "Lets go find where you, Naruto and Sasuke laft your brains to cool off from the het wave."

--------C.A: "Ok not my funniest but I need ideas."

----Kakashi: "Yah, she does."